Rachel Scanlon - Machete Ready (with Trae Crowder)

Comedian Matt Fulchiron (Altar'd Reality) stops by as Jason describes how animals road a bus in Portland, Randy explains why a naked woman was driving with drugs and guns, and Daniel warns against stuffing fish with weights to win a tournament, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Rachel Scanlon (Podcast) stops by as Trae Crowder (filling in for Daniel) describes how 2 men were arrested after a machete fight at Publix, Randy explains why a couple stole library books and sold them to used book stores, and Jason warns against eating steak in a clothing optional environment, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Jamel Johnson (Mid Range) stops by as Daniel describes how a person has a low-waste home and makes their own toilet paper, Jason explains how a 6-7 event erupts into 8 fights and police have to pull a butcher knife from a child, and Randy warns against fighting with an axe and a knife outside Boston Public Library, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Monarch!Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT.Write your own money story with Monarch. Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, dog owner, and podcaster Rick Glassman (Take Your Shoes Off) stops by as Randy describes why a man used demolition equipment on his wife's house, Daniel explains how a landlord got caught having sex in tenants' apartment, and Jason warns against exposing yourself outside of a Taco Bell, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/dpt To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Brandie Posey (Milk Job) stops by as Jason describes how thieves attempted to light a cannabis shop on fire only to light themselves on fire, Daniel explains how a Florida man broke into a card shop with a chainsaw to steal Pokemon cards, and Randy warns against letting your dog near a shotgun, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, podcasters, and actor Rafe Williams (RafeWilliamsComedy) stops by as Jason describes how a man was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, Randy explains how an Australian cockroach kingpin was caught, and Daniel warns against maybe kidnapping a lady in Rochelle, Illinois, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress, writer, activist, and podcaster Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, Wrong Turns podcast) stops by as Randy describes how a woman got her dog's ashes tattooed into her eyelids, Jason explains why there was a foot juice incident at Fanime Con, and Daniel warns against breaking into a salad restaurant, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!See the reviews, see what stands out, and see if BetterHelp is right for you. Visit Betterhelp.com/DPT.Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50.To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Author Gary Belsky (Solo Golf) stops by as Randy describes how a man bulldozed a pub after someone made a comment about his marriage, Jason explains why a man sued Waffle House after tripping in the parking lot, and Daniel warns against bringing knives and guns on a date, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Skyler Higley (Help Me Be Black) stops by as Daniel describes why a man was arrested for pouring water on his brother during a pie argument, Jason explains how a tourist accidentally made a bomb threat with a translation app, and Jason tells us about a dog on a jetski getting towed behind a hoverboard, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch!Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain (Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.