David Foster Wallace, and Gromit Podcast

Yes, you read that correctly. Unfortunately, Steve and I have developed some irreconcilable differences, and in light of that, I’m taking the initiative to retire the podcast. Huge thanks to Gustavo, David Delmonte, Skib, Damon, and all the fans who wrote in to goof around with us- I hope we’ll be able to goof around again at some point in the future. Thanks again, and feel free to reach out via email or instagram to stay in touch. All the best, Jared

Hey GromitHeads, Jared here: sorry for the delay on this one. I’m in production on my feature film debut, and dealing with a dang toothache. Nevertheless, I’m addicted to persisting, and getting this episode out for you. We’ll be back with a new episode on July 5th, and until then be sure to send in your emails, voice recordings, etc- we’d love to hear from you. If I remember correctly, Steve had a real bad attitude when we recorded this one, but what else is new? https://imgur.com/a/t0IDeg7 Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “Red Harvest” by Dashiell Hammett 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

Thank you so much to TIME Magazine for naming us “Hardest Working Podcasters” for 20MoneyWon, what an incredible award to be welcomed back to Seattle’s DFWaG Industries HQ with. To celebrate, we read Gary K Wolf’s impossibly jaded and enigmatic “Who Censored Roger Rabbit?”- easily the most personal, unfunny, singular work we’ve read for the podcast. Gary went hog wild with this one. Also in this episode: -Surveilled by The NSA/KGB Goons -Frau Yvonne’s 30k Women -BACO (Bill & Co.) -Listenership Commitment Issues (TPP) -Personal Manifesto v. Lashing Out Against Cultural Change -Traditionalist Ideologue Manifesto/Polemic, Prejudice v. Parody/Pastiche AND MORE. https://imgur.com/a/irb1ffw Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “The Six Fingers of Time” by R. A. Lafferty 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

A happy May Day to all our dedicated May Heads with a touch of May Madness, as we celebrate the 50th Episode Spectacular. What better way to celebrate such a momentous occasion, than to return to Raymond Chandler for “Farewell, My Lovely” as our supplemental, hardboiled novel of the week. (Editors Note: “The OC” was on FOX, you can blame the pencil pushers at DFWaG Labs) Our corporate partners for the spectacular include: The UN, WB, Crocs, Ocean Spray, etc. Also in this episode: -“The Trend Report” (Produced by DFWaG Labs, LLC) -Pilgrim Hats, May Mindset, Listeners Listen -Promo Code “Okkahi 4 Mei” -Gone Fishin’ w/ Chef Jeff -Self-Destruction, Acceptant Cynicism v. Search/Refusal of Intimacy/Sentiment AND MORE. Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “Who Censored Roger Rabbit?” by Gary K. Wolf 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

A huge thanks to Barrister Nelson and Footnote Correspondent Karl for a PERFECT 8/10 Podcasting Experience in both the lead-up to our highly anticipated “50th Episode Spectacular”, and our exploration into Jorge Luis Borges’ “The Lottery in Babylon”. Remember: use code “DFWAG20” for 20% off your first order of Ocean Spray’s new SprayBernet, this May. Also in this episode: -Introducing Karl: Certified Footnote Expert -Oceanspray presents “SprayBernet 50/50” -“All Around The World, Statues Crumble For Me” -Thanks, Tom Apple (TAT 4 DFWAG) -Participant Moralists/Intelligentsia v. The Prospective Infinite AND MORE. Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “Farewell, My Lovely” by Raymond Chandler 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

Firmly committing to a 9.9/10 Podcasting Experience, we’re joined by friend of the pod, Jordan, to offer his sage wisdom in our unpacking and analysis of Kahlil Gibran’s “The Prophet”. Of course, off pod we held the Annual Nut Power Ranking, moreover there’s plenty of Nut Talk (NT) present in the long overdue April “Trend Report”. Also in this episode: -Introducing Jordan: Qualified Public Intellectual -“The Trend Report” (Produced by DFWaG Labs LLC) -A Plea From Chef Jeff -Global Outpouring of Support -Simplicity, Stability, and Seeking v. Empty Poeticism/Ambiguity AND MORE. Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “The Lottery in Babylon” by Jorge Luis Borges 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

BREAKING NEWS: DFWaG has partnered with Vinny VanGo for our first ever “Annual Giveaway”- the grand prize? Ornate wooden clogs signed by Vinny himself. As a way to celebrate this incredible development, we tucked into Julio Cortazar’s “Blow Up”, this week, with the hopes that we too can escape into an imagined reality far from our own as internationally hunted fugitives. Also in this episode: -“You Know I Like The Continental Breakfast” -Chef Jeff Breaks His Silence -The Baseball Stats Codex (OB, ERA, HR, MLB) -Public Intellectuals and The French Delights -Artistic Vacuum v. Insular Horror/Trauma (Delusion, Psychological Transference) AND MORE. Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “The Prophet” by Kahlil Gibran 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

We’ve escaped the clutches of the Globalist Cabal, and we’re painting the continental United States ORANGE. No better way to celebrate such fortune, than to continue our run of Flannery O’Conner short fiction. Can you believe that Steve has a microphone finally? All with the thanks of our New Dutch Family. Also in this episode: -#191 Comedy Podcast in The Netherlands -Christmas Morning w/ Your New Dutch Family -Operation: ORANGELAND (Orangevity 2021) -The Dracula Symposium -Religious Reverence v. Haunted by Permanence AND MORE. Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “Blow Up” by Julio Cortázar 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved

This week we read Yukio Mishima’s “The Sound of Waves”, courtesy of the incredible library system here at the Washington State Penitentiary- Walla Walla, Washington’s own supermax facility. We fought the Globalist Cabal, and the Cabal won: of course we were arrested not minutes after last week’s episode. Our sincerest apology to everyone who betrayed us, for having spoke too much truth to power. Also in this episode: -Walla Walla / Ypsilanti Podcast Connection -Steve’s Nurse, and His Window Escapades -Friend(s) of the Podcast, Gary Ridgway (and the Latin Kings) -“Chef Jeff played bridge, and I have no legs" -Tenderness, Obsessive Masculinity v. Cosmopolitan/Western Contempt AND MORE. Questions? Comments? [email protected] SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY NEXT WEEK: “Good Country People” by Flannery O'Conner 2021, David Foster Wallace, and Gromit, All Rights Reserved