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The NFL Trade Deadline provided some real sparks again this year. With the Jets accumulating an astonishing haul of 5 first-rounders in the next years with a pair of trades. Obviously, Jerrah is desperate in Dallas, but will his old man moves make a difference to a sinking season? Don't be a fake hard-o about Halloween, Matt LaFleur. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me and talks cloned dogs, bending the knee to ESPN, and who the real winner is in the YouTube TV standoff. Plus, imagine being nervous to fly, and then winning the fake bomb scare lottery? Ooof. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe delivers two new "Friends of Czabe" to the podcast today, MATT MUELLER who is "A Man About Film" from the old show, and also BRYAN WOLF - aka "Wolfie" - who has just about had it with Packers head coach Matt LaFleur. Also, Czabe wonders when the first NFL coach will be who understands "load management" and applies it without reservation to his starting QB. Plus, just how bad was Isiah Kiner-Falafa's baserunning on a play that could have won the World Series? All that, plus the Conor Stallions in CMU gear mystery has finally been solved. Another monster episode, people, please subscribe, it would be very appreciated! MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A World Series thriller will leave Blue Jay fans in "Herb Brooks Purgatory after the Dodgers steal game seven: "To your fucking grave!" ANDY POLLIN joins the pod. He discusses the ALE Theory at the Maryland blowout against Indiana. More on the Fall Classic. The highs and lows for Fox. Have they officially "Broken Sports TV?" Czabe says yes, as ESPN v. YouTube TV battle starts claiming scalps. Colin Cowherd and his desire to escape a boring small town life. Bragging about "working hard" in media. Also, watch out, Mariah gonna getcha! MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes his Utah buddy PAUL CHARCHIAN of Fantasy Football Weekly, and he tells the story of how he lost the vote with his co-partners on picking Atlanta in their survivor pool, only to have the turntables come around suddenly against his pick. Herbie doubles down on his shit take. The influence of sports radio on coaches job security. Private jersey swap between Love and Rodgers. The utter stupidity of the "virtual measurement" in NFL. Little things, that are likely only driving me crazy. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe hosts CHRIS KNOCHE and STEVE BUCKHANTZ at the Palm in Tysons Corner for a Power Lunch. Buck sends back chicken with parsley on it. Czabe blasphemes stone crabs. The boys talk about the thrilling 18 inning World Series game. Would you trade a lost '27 season for a true MLB "salary cap?" The problem with Cignetti among JMU fans. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes notorious degentleman "MR. X" to the podcast to discuss Sunday story lines from an otherwise forgettable Week 8. From bullshit passes that should be intentional grounding, to announcers saying some of the dumbest shit, there's always easter eggs to be found. Czabe explains how he understands the "go for 2" right away strategy, and Mr. X notices that the K-balls DO matter to kickers this year. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The NFL should hammer the Ravens for the Lamar injury stunt this week, but they shouldn't. ANDY POLLIN joins the show to talk about another snooze filled week in the NFL. It's incredible just how many ways the refs keep fucking up calling Philly's "tush push." Czabe talks about the limits of using Grok for his radio "homework." MORE . . Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe goes off on idiots who think a "4th and 15" makes any sense. How about just go back to the old rules? MR X joins for a rousing edition of "What Are You Doin?" Payton throws shade at Dangeruss. Aaron Glenn's tactical "advantage" ain't what he thinks. Who are in the "basket of deplorables"? Investigate any coach kicking field goals in final minute, while down 28 points. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A Jets fan teenager goes viral. PAUL CHARCHIAN talks steaks, Viking QB mistakes, and more. Carson Wentz is dogshit. Why do NY football teams struggle? Czabe has a theory. The board game Catan is now coming to . . . Netflix? MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe has a message for the replay lovers out there: he HATES you. Look at what you have done! Hockensen play the latest utter joke. The Giants throw away the game vs. Denver. Rushing 3, genius idea, you coward! Who is Jude McAtamney? Brad Allen is a crybaby snitch. Scared money don't make money? Oh, then why you scared? Bright Lights want a refund. Stop overthinking 4th and 1, coaches! Christian McCaffrey is a stud. More statistical proof. Shanny Jr. was great in 2023, he's still great now. Mac Jones is laughing all the way to the bank. Dak is ballin'. Rex Ryan: well paid clown. Adam Schefter, overpaid liar. The Vikings screwed up their QB room. Steelers to wear "Faux-Back" unis for historic Rodgers vs. Packers showdown. Colts offense is cookin'! RedZone Channel getting worse, quickly. This Town, by OAR. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy