Couch Nap For The Motherf***ing Win!

Mr. X joins Czabe to talk gambling. Also, UNLV's QB gets a lesson in contracts and verbal agreements. NIL is blowing up, and not a minute too soon. Last week, the point spread did not matter in a single game. You heard me right. Also, when should you hedge, and when should you ride it out? Plus, Czabe takes some actual constructive criticism from an Eagles fan. MORE.....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jayden Daniels had a massive coming-out party on MNF vs. the Bengals, which only had to fuel anxiety amongst Bears fans watching on their couches. Now, maybe Caleb Williams will turn out to be the stallion versus the donkey, but I wouldn't want to bet on it right now. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss the latest fantasy football news, masturbate vigorously about his Vikings, and explain why Brian Flores is the boogeyman as a D-Coor. Why I'm "Never Going Back"* to being a Commanders fan. Arthur Blank does himself a solid. MORE....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe loops back to give the backstory on *maybe* his favorite song of all time. HATCH joins the fray to discuss the clown culture in Dallas that's undercutting any chance of significant Cowboys success. Also, some truly Galaxy Brain idiocy by NFL coaches this weekend. Also, a Philly fan throws down the gauntlet! MORE....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sam, I Fucking Am!Who could have seen Sam Darnold's rise from the ashes to lead the Vikings to 3-0? Or Justin Fields being so much better than Caleb Williams right now it's a joke? The NFL is once again toying with us who purport to know so much about it. ANDY POLLIN joins me to recap the Week 3 Sunday action. With a note on Mercury Morris, iPhone 16, and Woj bringing his phone into the shower. MORE.....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Why are MLB umps so arrogant? How come replay in baseball - which *should* be the most reliable and easy - is seemingly the worst? Well, I dive into one of the worst officiated MLB games of the year with MR X and "Houston Scottie" before me and Mr. X move on to more important stuff: like listeners blasting him for quoting an NFL total that moved 1/2 point (eye roll). We also talk NFL strategy, the Manningcast, the underdog roll right now, and make our picks for TNF's Jets and Pats. MORE.....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Eagles lose on MNF in Hindenberg fashion ("Oh... the humanity!") and Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss. You might be surprised by Charch's take. Also, he learns what a "Hingle McCrinkleberry is" and more. Why NFL coaches should hire a "chief strategist," the Fantasy Football blood bath, and the most stunning operation in Mossad history. MORE . . . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes the last rational Cowboy fan on earth, BRYANT HATCHER to the podcast, to talk about just what went wrong in Big D vs. the Saints. (Hint: everything!) Also, Tom Brady makes big strides in Week 2, Bryce Young is benched already, some stat anomalies from Week 2, and Czabe's theory on why the "churn cycle" on reach QB's is only picking up steam in the NFL. More . . .Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to recap Sunday's big stories in the NFL. Including what happens when an NFL team ends up up shits creek without a kicker. Like the Giants on Sunday. Also, Czabe makes some very good points about NFL coaches having "Galaxy Brain Syndrome" and what that means.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes "Mr. X" for the start of your football gambling week. And yes, Mr. X is astounded even his own boys are siding with the domestic abusing baby-momma machine in his traffic stop with South Florida's finest. Also discussed: Robert Kraft's frantic Hall of Fame campaign, last Thursday's toenail finish in KC, the essential problem with Lamar, Rover & Over by the numbers, "getting paid, not getting screwed", the new Manningcast, dumb plays, and our thoughts on Miami vs. Buffalo on TNF. MORE.....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues and begins by choosing violence. Hey, just because you don't understand math, don't be a baby about it when it comes to the NFL! Also, throwaway QB's, the rarest of Albino Striped Artic Surrender Cobras, where did the passing go, Pro Football Focus and YouTube TV reviewed with Czabe's take on the Scott Hansen RedZone. MORE.....Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy