Cringe Club

Send us Fan MailEmily-Jane chats to the bestselling author of the Cruise Ship Kid series! The hilarious Emma Swan tells Emily-Jane about the time she almost got kicked out of Disneyland for stalking Tweedledum and Tweedledee (on her 30th birthday!),  how her knickers made the local news and a BIG secret about Bradley Bear is revealed!  Emily-Jane also talks about her cringiest collection and answers one listener's epic Cringe Dilemma. What would you do if you accidentally farted in class? Check out Emma's brilliant new book Cruise Club Kid: Kidnap at Sea here or find her over at Instagram. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailEmily-Jane returns to the Cringe Club with author, librarian and Dungeons and Dragons fan, Lucas Maxwell! Lucas talks about about how a job on a fishing boat led to disaster (and danger!), poster-sized train tickets and how pronouncing a cool band wrong as a teen is the ultimate cringe. He also tells us more about his brilliant debut book A MIllion Tiny Missiles All At Once. You can order it here and find out more about Lucas over on Instagram. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailThis week Emily-Jane welcomes Matt Brown to the Cringe Club! The hilarious author of the Kevin The Vampire and the Compton Valance books  also talks about the cringiest prank ever, his very weird favourite sandwich and explains the benefits of a cringe bath.He also reveals his ninja habit that SHOCKED Emily-Jane to the core! Check out Matt's brilliant books here and find out about what he is up to over at Instagram! For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailThis week Emily-Jane chats to Bethany Walker - author of hilarious children's books including Olly Brown, God Of Hamsters and Medusa's Bad Hair Day!They discuss their own bad hair cuts, whether or not playing the bassoon is cool, and  why you should always take more than one bra on a school trip. Bethany also explains why she cleaned up some random person's wee in Ikea...They also help a listener decide what to do after they accidentally said 'I love you' to their head teacher.Check out Bethany's latest book Medusa's Bad Hair Day or  find out what she is up to over on Instagram. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, Emily-Jane chats to YA author Sophie Jo about dog poo, cringey wedding kisses,  sexist 90s/00s magazines, Shakin' Stevens and how it used to be totally uncool to have an organised pencil case...They also talk about Sophie's brilliant book Red Flags and Emily-Jane shares  some of her own weird post-divorce Red Flag list...Finally, they help another listener with their very own cringe dilemma... what would you do if your teacher found your TOP TEN HOT BOYS list? Check out Sophie Jo's brilliant YA rom com RED FLAGS here  and pre order her new one HEARTBREAK ERA. To find out more visit her website. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailFor the final episode in the series Emily-Jane is joined by the hilarious author and comedian (and possible King of Cringe) Matt Coyne!They chat about the world's most embarrassing fart, throwing snails at dog walkers and how one of Matt's biggest high school cringes became his biggest triumph! Find out how Matt took fashion advice from Columbo, why he was called Mr Halifax at school and what happened when he got stuck in a soft play slide...They also discuss their many parenting cringes, why they should never leave the house and they help a young listener with their very windy dilemma in Cringers Anonymous. Check out Matt's brilliant novel Frank and Red, his hilarious memoirs Man VS Toddler and Dummy, and his brand new picture book My Dad and the Toot That Shook The Galaxy and the gorgeous  The Only Monster. You can find Matt over at Instagram . For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailThis week comedian and award-winning author Catie Wilkins joins Emily-Jane to unleash some EPIC cringes.Find out about the crinigiest dance ever, Catie's bus etiquette fail and who was wrongly accused of being a bum picker...They also chat about their kids finding them ridiculous, workplace disasters and why Party Rings make Catie cringe! Catie's hilarious book Café Chaos: My Family Is Not A Piece of Cake is out now and the second one in the series is out in March and available for pre order.They also help another cringe victim in Cringer's Anonymous! Find out more about Catie's comedy and her other brilliant books on her website or find her on Instagram. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, Emily-Jane chats to author of the Rules for Vampires series and the Ministry of Mischief books- Alex Foulkes! Find out about Alex's most embarrassing injury, the whistle-blowing prank that might catch up with her, and how she almost crushed a child while trying to bend it like Beckham. They also debate what smells worse - dog poo or dog food, the best pickles and they discuss the perils of dropping knickers.Alex's new book MINISTRY OF MISCHIEF: THE TAKEOVER is out on the 25th September but available for pre-order now.  You can find out more about her books and events on her website.For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailComedian, podcaster and author Athena Kugblenu joins Emily-Jane in the Cringe Club.Find out what embarrassing thing the Bust or Trust co-host sent her secondary school teacher, what happened when she got caught stealing from the school's lost property and why you should never pass wind on a bike...They also discuss why Christopher Columbus is the most cringey person from history and Madonna's alleged cure for athlete's foot...WARNING: They somehow cover every single bodily function...Check out Athena's new book History's Most Epic Fails  and have a listen to  Bust or Trust the awesome podcast she hosts with former Cringe Club guest, Tiernan Douieb.You can find Athena  on Instagram or Bluesky. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814

Send us Fan MailThis week Emily-Jane welcomes her sister, actor and writer, Laura Clark into the Cringe Club!  The siblings share some of their cringiest tween diary entries (did everyone talk like rappers in their diaries in the nineties?!) and get some of their childhood shame and sibling rivalry off their chest.Laura also talks about the worst moment of her life (that may have been Emily-Jane's fault), getting caught kissing in the school corridor, her teenage mutant ninja turtle crush and she spills the beans about  what happened after she was dumped by author Jules Howard (check out episode one for details!). Laura's theatre company, Big Bubble Theatre, offer a wide range of fun and informative drama workshops and shows for schools. They are taking bookings for panto season now! Details here. For more cringe you can order Emily-Jane's funny new book for tweens - CRINGE CLUB or the second one BATTLE OF THE BESTIES  pre order book number three SUMMER OF SUFFERING!To submit your anonymous cringe or  if you have any comments to share please email [email protected] or DM on Instagram  @emilyjane.clark or Facebook at Emily-Jane Clark Writes Stuff Hosted by author and comedy writer Emily-Jane Clark. b9669b68fd24ce946eb6781efd17c3cc379c3814