Wholesome Addiction 561: Beef is 13

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members to post this cast cuz we been forgett'n to post it.

I bet you think this is a normal day and a normal cast. I'll bet you think your life can't be changed by a single cast in one fateful hour. Well, in this case you would be correct but we tried anyway.

Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction for you. We are truly doing the lords work out here.

Is that the dulcet tones of a frenchman we 'ere? Why Yes it is! Our longtime friend of the show Wing stops by along with Abby in what shall hencefoth be know as mostly middle-age people trying to get cameras working. Oh yeah, its a time to be alive!

Doth mother know you wearth her drapes? Does father knowith where my nut has sallied forth? Is this our best work - Jake has questions. Is it a show - for sure!

What do Mall Rats and rubbing the bean have in common? Only Jake and Beef can connect those dots in this weeks thrilling episode of WA! Yes join us for the quality you've come to expect from this comedy powerhouse!

Hey kids do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Just kidding but there is talk of a thing that happened in the art world six years ago and something to do with Ryan Gosling now so you have that to look forward to! Also - riding Jessica Simpson.

Look I'm not saying the gang talked about Beefs swimmers and how they work but that may in fact have happened. Okay it 100 percent happened and we urge you to download to check it out!

Jake's audio is a bit hollow and Rita is running the show this week. Yep, we've got no idea where this is going to go but hey we love to see it!

So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever after. So with no connection at all let us present to you Rita's House of Feet while Beef reads grocery lists. You heard me!