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Pop built a rating system in the first five minutes and the whole episode never recovered. Paul Pierce reportedly says he needs $48,000 a month. A Georgia vet charged a man to put his dog down, then kept the dog.Also: Jay-Z gets the Super Bowl and Reg has notes, Stevie Wonder is trying to evict a houseguest of forty years, 3,000 pounds of crab legs vanish in West Philly, and the room cannot agree on who this generation's Jadakiss is.Chapters00:00 Cold Open – Reg Lost His Glasses00:02 What Is A Three?00:11 Intro00:12 World of Sports / Hardest Act in Sports00:16 Baa-ith Came Back With More Teeth00:20 The Drill Bit, One Week Later00:21 The Cruise That Left Them in Cambodia00:23 The Pentagon Wants 90 Days Off-Grid00:28 Jay-Z Is Doing the Super Bowl00:35 Savion Glover and the Velcro00:38 3,000 Pounds of Crab Legs00:41 Paul Pierce Spends $48,000 a Month00:59 The Vet Who Kept the Dog01:04 Stevie Wonder's 40-Year Houseguest01:10 Would You Date Half Your Age? (SisterBrother at 01:17)01:28 Who Settles More, Men or Women?01:37 Gen Z's Jadakiss01:55 Cain Velasquez Chased Him 11 Miles01:59 They Called the Cops on a KidUncut episodes and bonus content on Patreon: patreon.com/whatyouthoughtBusiness & sponsorships: [email protected] Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #294 | The Rough Play Episode.Pop shows up in a hoodie with "Rough Play" stitched right across the back, and the room never recovers. Then Reg reveals battle rappers write their bars together, and Pop has to rethink everything he loved about battle rap.At 08:00 a retired cop shoots a man on the George Washington Bridge over a traffic altercation, and the charge gets downgraded to manslaughter.At 12:00 a man slaps your girl's butt at the bar. What are you supposed to do? Ammar calls his girl live on the pod to settle it.At 22:00 the Rough Play hoodie story.At 27:00 Darnell finally watched One Battle After Another.At 32:00 the Street Fighter movie, and the whole room argues over how to say Ryu.At 37:00 salute to Billy, 71 years old and still throwing hands.At 53:00 Delonte West vs Michael Beasley, and the sad story of how Delonte's NBA career fell apart. Is there a difference between an excuse and a reason?At 1:03:00 is basketball the easiest sport? Reg keeps an excuse pre-rolled for every argument.At 1:20:00 Funk Flex gets run down on by Titi Torres' husband. Pop says if you're Flex, you did exactly what you're supposed to do.And at 1:31:00 the big one: battle rappers have ghostwriters. Reg has watched them write together, and Pop wants his rebuttals off the top.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro00:08 The George Washington Bridge Shooting00:12 Somebody Slapped Your Girl's Butt00:22 The Rough Play Hoodie00:27 One Battle After Another00:32 Street Fighter Movie & How Do You Say Ryu?00:37 Salute To Billy00:41 To Catch A Predator00:53 Delonte West vs Michael Beasley01:02 Excuse vs Reason01:03 Is Basketball The Easiest Sport?01:09 Reg's Pre-Rolled Excuses01:20 Funk Flex Gets Run Down On01:31 Battle Rappers Have Ghostwriters01:46 The Best Freestyle Ever01:55 Line Dancing At Black EventsHosted by Darnell, Pop & Reg with Ammar, Brad & Juwan. New episodes every week — full uncut episodes and exclusives on Patreon.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #293 | The MVP Episode.We ran our own transcripts through AI to find out who gets cut off the most. It's Reg. It's also Reg who does the most cutting off. Then we spent nineteen minutes trying to name one single year Jay-Z ran hip hop.At 05:00 the news nobody wanted to open on — a school shooting that morning, and whether anything ever changes.At 15:00 the AI transcript reveal, Reg's defense makes it worse, and Pop finds out he talks the most.At 20:00 Diddy's prison fight, and the room cannot agree on how to say Dudus.At 38:00 ten minutes on the worst way to die — fire, drowning or buried alive. Pop explains he nearly drowned, got out, and went back in to practice holding his nose.At 51:00 Darnell tells the story of a white man on set who walked around giving notes, moving people out of their chairs and telling crews they did a good job. He didn't work there.At 59:00 Ammar invents a new unit of measurement, laughs per minute, and Pop spends nine minutes refusing to accept it.At 1:08:00 Darnell recaps the entire plot of Animals, ending included (spoilers), to a man who has not seen it.At 1:37:00 the Jay-Z lyric breakdown doc.And at 1:46:00 the big one — 50 said Jay-Z never had a single year where he ran hip hop. Nineteen minutes later nobody has named one, and Pop makes the case that thirty years near the top beats one year at it.CHAPTERS00:05 The Oregon School Shooting00:12 Reg Keeps Getting Towed00:15 We Ran The Transcripts Through AI00:18 Which Migo Would You Be?00:20 Diddy's Prison Fight With Dudus00:26 Boofing A Whole Gun00:29 The Live-Streamed Execution00:38 What's The Worst Way To Die?00:48 Mercenaries In Haiti00:51 The White Guy Who Didn't Work There00:55 The Walmart And Target Prank Guys00:59 Laughs Per Minute01:08 Animals — The Whole Plot01:20 AI Is Coming01:26 50's Fans Run The World Now01:30 Tyler Perry Said Send That01:37 The Jay-Z Lyric Breakdown Doc01:46 Did Jay-Z Ever Have A Year?Hosted by Darnell, Pop & Reg with Ammar, Brad, Baa-ith & Juwan. New episodes every week — full uncut episodes and exclusives on Patreon.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What You Thought #292 | The Banana Peelers Episode. 🎬 THE DAVINCHI CLIP — Cam Newton's podcast, chopped up, and Brad is the only one who watched the whole thing🎞 CHRIS ROCK LEFT HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND IN PRISON — "He'd have broke Seinfeld out himself"✈ LLOYD BANKS IN THE AIRPORT — "Y'all done chased Banks away" 🍌BANANA PEELERS — "That is HIGH LEVEL writing. I'm mad jealous"🎙 MANISCALCO & SIRIUSXM — 800 comedians cut to 300🎧 PRIME 50 VS PRIME DRAKE — one win, two losses, and a fan base that cannot be trolled🥦 REG'S RAISINS — eight minutes, and then it gets sincere🍲 WHICH CUISINE WOULD YOU ELIMINATE — Reg gives up soul food and Pop cannot recoverCHAPTERS00:04 Scarface, Cuban Accents & Yoel Romero00:07 Davinchi On Cam Newton's Podcast00:16 Who We Were Before Slavery00:24 The Reparations Comparison00:26 Chris Rock Left His Childhood Friend In Prison00:33 Ghetto Famous vs Black Famous00:38 Why Is There No Black Oscars?00:39 Lloyd Banks At The Airport00:43 Kai Cenat & The Twins00:47 Banana Peelers00:49 Jamie Foxx's New Special00:50 Nolan Wells' Boat Kids Sue Terrell Owens00:53 The Father Who Killed A Cop00:58 Sebastian Maniscalco & SiriusXM Raw Dog01:04 What About Tony Rock? 01:11 Prime 50 vs Prime Drake01:26 Phone Or Bank Account?01:32 Reg's Raisins 01:43 Is Pop An Extremist?01:50 Which Cuisine Would You Eliminate?Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #291 | The Hype Me Up Episode. Diddy and the contraband problem (00:11). IS A CAR A BOMB? — three minutes of definitional warfare settled by an AI nobody trusts: "he's an APP, is what he is" (00:27). Druski x Kai Cenat x Kevin Hart (00:29). Fivio Foreign and gospel drill (00:50). Then the title moment: Reg reacts too visibly and Pop won't let it go — "HYPE ME UP. Make me clap my hands" (00:55). The Monster series fatigue (00:56). Jasmine Guy and ageism (01:04). Pop goes on record: "I am the best friend in here" (01:30). And Quavo and Offset AI videos — "you been using face filters for a decade" (01:43).Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #290 | The Mystique Episode. Alpha Memphis is back in the building alongside Ammar and Juwan.At 00:07:00, the crew works through the Lioness diner scene, which turns into a full argument over which character was actually there — two of them look alike and nobody can agree. At 00:20:00, Darnell poses a simple X-Men question: is Mystique a woman? Pop only rides with Gambit, and Reg spends the rest of the segment denying things he may or may not have said.At 00:30:00, the room agrees racism is alive and well, before Rory and Flip at 00:41:00, where Juwan supplies the image of Rory dancing around Flip in a circle and Pop asks whether Flip now has to take it to the people.At 00:54:00, Reg defends a story he swears was on CNN — right up until Ammar starts reading Reg's phone out loud. At 01:00:00, Ammar audits the topic list and delivers the line of the night: "I don't think we never needed Carrot Top." At 01:02:00, it's Joe Budden's Patreon: how much control paying fans should have over guests and content, and whether a show you do for fun is still a business.At 01:28:00, the crew gets into the Converse ad and the apology that followed. Four people look at the same image, and every one of them changes position at least once. At 01:44:00, it's Gable Steveson vs Shaun, where Pop concludes Gable got away with it on a loophole.Subscribe for weekly hip-hop, sports, culture and a topic list that doubles as evidence.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #289 | The Dear Mama Episode.At 00:08:00, the crew breaks down State RICO vs Federal RICO, including why the federal version is viewed as a much tougher fight. At 00:12:00, it’s Meek Mill vs Akademiks, where the argument quickly becomes less about tweets and more about whether Ak has ever actually had to physically back up all that disrespect. Pop looks at the evidence and delivers a completely scientific conclusion based on head circumference. At 00:34:00, the conversation turns to O Block and terrorism comparisons, followed by the decoy-plane discussion at 00:41:00. At 01:30:00, the crew gets into the second trial, before boxing takes over at 01:36:00 with Boots Ennis, Terence Crawford and the money attached to a Canelo fight. Pop’s question is simple: if fighting Crawford risks the undefeated record for relatively small money, why rush it? At 01:49:00, the crew debates which rapper has the fewest skips in their catalog. Darnell immediately objects to Illmaticbeing in the conversation because the album is so short—right before Ammar pulls up the actual tracklist and forces everybody to revise the math. Receipts remain the undefeated seventh member of the podcast. At 02:05:00, the crew builds a list of the best storytelling rappers: Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z, Slick Rick and Cole all enter the conversation before Darnell brings up Tupac. That leads to the argument that gives the episode its name: is “Dear Mama” actually a story, a poem, a chant, or a homage? The episode ends exactly how all serious literary criticism should end—with Tupac impersonations. Subscribe for weekly hip-hop, sports, culture and arguments that get fact-checked before the sentence is even finished.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #288 | The Good Spirit Episode, and Pop is back in the building.At 00:01:00, Reg officially tries to retire Mr. Nasty Man, only for the proposed replacement to somehow sound worse. At 00:14:00, the crew remembers Buckwild, before Darnell compliments his “good spirit.” At 00:15:00, Darnell makes the mistake of telling Pop he has a good spirit too, and Pop responds like somebody just tried to access his bank account: “Get up off my spirit.” That exchange gives the episode its name. At 00:19:00, the crew gets into Yellowstone vs Ozark. Who is actually more dangerous when it comes to defending their land and family? Ammar confidently introduces the matchup while also admitting he hasn’t watched one of the shows. Premium sports-talk methodology applied directly to television. At 00:44:00, the conversation turns to Jim Jones and Max B, including Darnell’s argument that spending 17 years in prison may have actually increased Max B’s mystique and eventual peak. Pop strongly disagrees, arguing Max was already on a trajectory toward becoming a much bigger artist, while Ammar wonders whether being early to that sound could have hurt his staying power. At 00:57:00, the room debates Fat Joe using the N-word, who gets cultural permission to say it, whether context changes anything, and why certain artists receive different treatment. The conversation eventually turns into Pop’s “leash” argument about giving other people the authority to determine what language you can tolerate. At 01:11:00, the crew discusses Netflix’s Death of a Pastor’s Wife, including allegations of abuse involving a minor, the church dynamics surrounding the case, the husband’s death, and the bizarre twists in the documentary. Because the underlying story involves abuse and death, this section works best as commentary rather than sensational packaging. At 01:27:00, the episode turns to the incident and the reported 19-minute response, before 01:35:00 becomes the firefighter argument. Brad compares police risk to his own profession: just because your job requires entering dangerous situations doesn’t mean you’re obligated to do something unnecessarily reckless. The room immediately splits on where that line actually belongs. Subscribe for weekly hip-hop, TV, culture, sports and arguments where complimenting somebody’s spirit somehow becomes grounds for immediate removal.What You Thought #288 | Max B, Death of a Pastor’s Wife & Yellowstone vs OzarkAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #287 | The Daejon Love Episode. No Pop this week — Darnell, Reg and Ammar are on camera with Juwan, Baa-ith and Brad on mic for a full 2:13:00. At 00:03:00, the crew gets into Daejon Love and the fake NFL player scam. The story involves workout footage, football gear and people reportedly financing what they believed was an NFL dream. Naturally, the room hears the scam mechanics and immediately decides this sounds suspiciously like something Reg would produce. By 00:06:00, the helmet has become the key piece of evidence: apparently cosplay becomes professional athletics if you add enough wind sprints. At 00:16:00, Reg presents his case on Nvidia, OpenAI and circular AI investment, eventually invoking Enron. Darnell asks the only reasonable follow-up: “So you’re saying Nvidia is Enron?” Reg’s answer — essentially a “legal version” — sends the whole room into fact-check mode. This is probably the episode’s purest debate segment. At 00:41:00, the crew discusses the Lindsay Clancy case, including the deaths of her children, the postpartum/insanity defense being discussed, and reported crowdfunding for her legal defense. The conversation turns into a broader argument about mental illness, public sympathy and whether claims about someone’s mental state can ever be conclusively proven after the fact. At 00:56:00, it’s Keefe D: Podcaster of the Year. The crew discusses how interviews and public statements became part of the conversation around his case, with Reg calling talking yourself into prison “God-level potting.” By 00:59:00, they’re breaking down the difference between speaking during a protected proffer session and continuing to talk publicly afterward. Sometimes the best podcast strategy is apparently logging off. At 01:04:00, the discussion shifts to whether Lil Durk’s career can survive a long prison sentence. At 01:30:00, the crew discusses the Times Square stabbing, including the reported fatality, bystander reactions and what people realistically do in a fight-flight-freeze situation. The argument gets sharper around 01:39:30, when the room debates police response and whether the same standard gets applied consistently in other high-profile encounters. At 01:55:00, the episode closes with N.O.R.E. vs DJ Vlad. The crew debates the criticism of Drink Champs, the role alcohol plays in interviews, and the difference between guests volunteering information versus an interviewer actively pushing for details that could have legal consequences. Ammar’s summary: N.O.R.E. has never sat there asking somebody to walk him through “the shooting on Fifth Street.” Subscribe for weekly hip-hop, sports, culture, current events and arguments that somehow turn Nvidia earnings into an Enron documentary.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #286 | The Retention Rangers Episode. At 00:01:00, the crew somehow turns a Busta Rhymes lyric into a full editorial meeting, debating whether “I must succeed” needed a rewrite before Darnell realizes the episode has already completely lost the plot.At 00:14:00, the conversation revisits the Allah discussion with a Jesus-piece scenario and Ammar immediately issuing an on-camera disclaimer before anybody can put his name on the paperwork. At 00:17:00, the crew reacts to leaked audio attributed to Joey Bada$$, including the relationship conversation and the revelation that the recording apparently runs nearly an hour. Pop hears one additional detail and upgrades the situation to “wild turkey” status immediately. At 00:20:00, we get the title moment: The Retention Rangers. The crew debates a self-control/retention philosophy before hearing that the same guru would ideally want two wives. Pop has only one ruling: “You can’t swim in both lakes.” Spiritual discipline apparently comes with some very complicated terms and conditions. At 00:27:00, a fertility-doctor documentary involving a huge number of biological children sends Pop down a family-tree rabbit hole until he invents “Grandbrother” and the entire situation somehow becomes X-Men. At 00:28:00, Reg misspeaks and accidentally creates Pillars, a completely fictional product that allegedly removes emotion. Within seconds, the crew has given it an ad campaign, a spelling, and a fake Billboard placement. At 00:30:00, the crew discusses a report involving a pastor, money requested from his congregation and an alleged domestic-violence incident involving his pregnant wife, leading into a larger conversation about church money and accountability. At 00:50:00, they get into old NFL injuries and how much the sport has changed. At 01:20:00, the conversation turns to the Chicago story before 01:30:00 becomes one of the episode’s most serious stretches, with the crew discussing race, public violence and the idea of “the system working effectively.” By 01:40:00, it’s back to sports as the NBA debate carries the episode toward the finish. Subscribe for weekly hip-hop, sports, culture, current events and self-help philosophies that somehow collapse before the commercial break.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy