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We're back! With some updates! And a surprise at the end!! We reveal a pod-long bit, talk about some Everest news, and the Yip-Yips are BACK. We love you all! E & S

Though it kicks off with a few ghost appearances (Gus?!), this week’s episode is more on the fairy side of the realm. Shannon discusses the case of Bridget Cleary and the supposed supernatural forces that took the “real” Bridget from her family during an illness. Discussion of disability, neurodivergence, and the reactions to those with either, both in the past and today, turns quickly into some disability book recs and a reminder to broaden your content horizons! Stay tuned at the end for how we became friends and remember WE’RE NOT MAD AT YOU!! Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart! Sources: Disfigured by Amanda LeDuc Wikipedia Fairy Forts LiveJournal All That’s Interesting The New York Times Autistic Women & Nonbinary Network Vlogging BABIES

It’s spooOOoOOoooky season!! FINALLY! This week Emma jumps right in to the creepy spooky times to tell us all about the Conjuring House. Was a family actually haunted by the previous, long-dead owners of their home? Was it because time is a flat circle? Or was it all in their heads? We learn just how much money Shannon needs to convince her to watch a scary movie and that it wouldn’t matter how much Emma was paid, but she might do it for a Rice Krispie Treat.  Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart!  Sources: The Conjuring House website Global News All That’s Interesting The Mother Source on The Conjuring movie The Warren’s website case file  History vs. Hollywood The Providence Journal US Ghost Adventures The Independent RI  Freestat UK The Ghoul Boys Sam and Colby’s first visit to the Conjuring House

We may have changed up our schedule and wanted to change our names, but the chaos remains the same, with a couple kitty production assistants who are not very *demure*. This week Shannon fills us in on the kinda sweet history and spooky present of Colorado’s famous Stanley Hotel. The inspiration behind Steven King’s The Shining remains one of America’s most haunted locations, but is it all true? Stay to the end for some potato talk and feel free to take a drink every time Emma says “patada.”  Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart!  Sources: The Stanley Hotel Wikipedia The Stanley Hotel (archived) Nightly Spirits Fox News Uncover Colorado The Gazette Fox 31 YouTube: Elk Bugle Food to Die For

Hey Jim! And everyone else! This week Emma dives into one of Shannon’s favorite topics: a heist!! The Argent Star disappeared from its impenetrable case, never to be seen again. But is it as it seems? Is the Star disguised as 35 engagement rings? Or is it still in the hands of those it was supposedly stolen from? Come find out this and more, like if Elmo really will sue, if robots were involved, and if our purple ladies of leisure get to keep their purple rooms. Stay for a surprise at the end and a whole bunch of movie brainstorming!  Sources:  The Mother Source on the Art Institute of Chicago Whistler’s The Artist in His Studio The super fast BPM playlist for all your heist needs

Is that Father Time’s thumb or are you just happy to see us?! Why are there metal monoliths popping up all over the world? Whether the answer is art, aliens, or just a bit of fun, Shannon fills us in on the monoliths and their most recent appearances. We hope they mean something exciting, but maybe they’re just here so we had something to do during our unprecedented times to, you know, take our minds off it all. And if that weren’t enticing enough, join us for talk of dolphin legs, hatred of water, and thoughts on showers. Do you like damp? Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart!  Sources: Monolith Tracker USA Today 1 USA Today 2 The Denver Post Vox

Ever tried to scare yourself into seeing a bloody screaming woman in the mirror? Well…we might have!! This week Emma tells the haunting legend of Bloody Mary and who she might be. Why is she in our mirrors at every sleepover? Why do we want to see her anyway? And was she so reprehensible in life that she’s been doomed to a death of scary servitude? Come find out this week if we are successful in our attempts to scare ourselves! Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart!  Sources:  The Mother Source on Bloody Mary, her pop culture references, Hanako-san, and Elizabeth Bathory Curious Archive about Mary I Snopes History Collection Lake County Journal on Mary Worth

We might not be able to say her name, but dang do we wanna talk about her! No one said we were finished with dolls, and this week Shannon steps up to the plate with one of the biggest baddies of them all: P.T.D. We turn into carnival barkers, learn that it's required to have 20/20 vision to be a ring master, and petition once again to have Zak Bagans on the judges panel for Ru Paul's Drag Race. It's a wonderful chaotic time over here. STEP RIGHT UP and join us! Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart!  Sources: The Netline The Daily Mail LADBible Reddit HD Paranormal

We’re baaaack! And so are these children?! Kids say the creepiest things, and some kids have convinced the world that they are old souls, back for another round on earth. Could these kids be telling the truth? Or are they making it all up? Come join as we tackle the hard questions of reincarnation, cloning, crew socks versus ankle socks, and candy cigarette endorsement.  Come follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter!  Visit our website! Send us a heart fart!  Sources:  Washington Post  MammaMia on the Pollock Twins The Mirror on the Pollock Twins Psi-encyclopedia Psi-encyclopedia on the Pollock Twins Division of Perceptual Studies at UVA website  The Case of James Leininger UVA Magazine “The Science of Reincarnation”

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