Mummy Dicks

The Northern Boys are a British Hip-Hop sensation comprised of retirees. Known for their filthy lyrics in songs like Sexy Train and Party Time, The Northern Boys have been featured in Rolling Stone Magazine titled "Sad Old Men".

Our resident drug shaman, Sean, takes us on a different kind of magic carpet ride. He's shown us the world in all its shining, shimmering splendor.

Once upon a time, we were young, dumb, and 90% cum. We recount our high school times wrestling teachers and committing fraud.

Joseph Pujol aka Butthole Joe [citation needed], was a French professional fartist who was wildly popular around the turn of the 20th century. You can almost hear the envy we have for this man.

Faceless creatures in the dark, lizard men, hungry, murderous cats, and a sword swallowing man. Get your slice of weird Americana while it's hot

The movie "Orphan" was released in 2009. But the true story took place in 2012 when the Barnett family adopted Natalia Grace from a Ukrainian orphanage.

We're sitting around a campfire trading spooky stories. Also our dicks are out (inspired by true events)

Buckle up, we're picking our top aliens for a fantasy alien league. The three-tittied alien from Total Recall is still undrafted if you want to get in on this.

We're kicking off spooky season at LKP with a trick or treat story! You remember your parents checking for drugs and razor blades in your Halloween candy? Meet the guy we have to thank for that

Every town has them. A local celebrity famous (or infamous) for being strange, eccentric, or just plain crazy. These are our hometown stories.