Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish

The best time to speed is just after getting a speeding ticket.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I didn't have him as a fisherman taking pictures with a mermaid." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Amin Elhassan's Weekend Observations lead us to Chris Cote's experience with the garter toss, which concerns the rest of the crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NO, YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE A NUTS MAN! (Update: The Patriots-Honduras story referenced in this hour is from 2022 and was clarified later in the show. We have fined Dan appropriately for the mistake.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay, audience. We'll give you what you want. The Heat tears are here. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who would win in a fight: 100 dudes or a gorilla? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A look at the most lopsided playoff series in Greg Cote's memory and, of course, The Country Bear Jamboree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What would have happened to Tom Brady if the Browns had drafted him? Can you be good at sports if you're named Eugene? Should there have been a foul call? Is Bill Belichick okay? And, most importantly, how do we educate if we are afraid of ourselves admitting we don't know things? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So, it turns out there's such a thing as an anti-nepo baby? And what's the most famous singular NFL jersey number? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shedeur Sanders' drop in the NFL Draft has everyone in our studio feeling Mel Kiper Jr. levels of rabid. Is Sheduer in a good spot? Is he in a terrible spot? And what do we do with the kid named Jax? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Billy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices