Hour 1: The Ear Flushing

The NBA Play-In is HERE and it’s already chaos. On this episode of Alley Oop, JuJu and Trysta break down their Play-In predictions for teams like the Philadelphia 76ers, Miami Heat, Portland Trail Blazers, Denver Nuggets, Minnesota Timberwolves, Atlanta Hawks, and New York Knicks — who survives and who’s going home early? But that’s just the start… Doc Rivers resigns?! What does it mean for the league? Shaquille O'Neal forcing a proposal — fair or FOUL?! From serious playoff implications to absolutely wild off-court moments, JuJu and Trysta cover it ALL with their signature mix of insight and chaos. Drop your Play-In picks in the comments — who’s making it out alive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Mock Draft Predictor comfort is paramount." Greg FINALLY gets to his discussion on Rueben Bain, and JuJu provides updates on the WNBA Draft and 76ers playoff tickets before his Top 5 People Who Snatched Victories From the Jaws of Defeat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're not going to believe this clown..." Bonzi Wells is here to discuss the origins of the new Untold Documentary about his 'Jail Blazers' and how grateful he is to be able to tell his side of the story. Who was misunderstood? How has his perspective changed? And will Bonzi be the best-ever at playing our 'Top 5 Bucket Getter' game? Plus, the conversation hasn't happened until Greg Cote speaks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"See?" Are you surprised a Walrus is larger than a Wildebeest? Will the Lakers win a single game this postseason? And are more of the players who've had a spectacular career post-40 great with their pliability or their lie ability? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"HEALTH!" We have two new additions to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases, and we'll eventually get to the second one. What do you think it was like the first time a human saw someone sneeze? Plus, Shams goes after Doc Rivers, Italy has a renewed shot at the World Cup, and Dan and Greg relive a trip to Downtown LA in the 90s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"By the tens of...cars." Is it a Win-Win Game? A Die-Die Game? No, it's a Day-Day-Dayenu Game. As the crew prepares for this fake playoff game, it begs the question: Are the Heat the best fake playoff team ever? As Zas and Mike debate whether or not to root for the Heat tonight, Jeremy checks in from across the street at the Kaseya Center, where the energy is palpable. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You can't be slow and have fear." It wasn't Dan's best day* at the office, but hey... It's Monday. *That's according to Dan himself. I, Jeremy, would never say that. I have only the highest praise for our fearless leader. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"So your kids don't watch shows where kids die?" Amin is here for his Weekend Observations, and while he mostly wants to talk NBA Playoffs, he also has to tell a few people to gtfoh. Then, Zas takes the pin out of a conversation from the Local Hour, Mike recaps some of the weekend's action at Coachella, and Zas thinks he's cool for liking wrestling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's the hot one?" UFC talk continues until Tony introduces a cringey video that forces the crew to physically walk out of the room. Plus, have you ever seen a sports season where the major takeaway is 'nobody cares?' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm the guy in the Waymo and the guy who asks the stupid question." Dan starts a game that he may grow to regret. Thanks to Jeremy's colossal error in the Local Hour, we run through some of the worst mistakes of the last couple of weeks. Plus, LeBron James steps into another opportunity for greatness, the crew revels in the glory of Heat Centers from yesteryear, and Donald Trump attends the UFC event in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices