Hour 1: Me Maximum

Did you know that there are tiebreakers in both NASCAR races AND horse races? Did you know a former Marlin is going to play College Football? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Billy, Jeremy, JuJu, Mike, and Roy. Rudy Gobert's going to be a Hall of Famer, huh? Then, it was an INCREDIBLE night on the ice! Stu, Roy, and "Hockey Mike Ryan" break down everything from the night that was. Then, the Celtics are overwhelming, the streamers are here to stay when it comes to live sports, and John Mulaney's "Everybody's In LA" is a fever dream of late-night television. Plus, beating a dead horse, no-hitter alert, the goon that can't fight, and Jayson Tatum's career arc. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The MVP is obsessed with the ancient sport of harness racing — because it may be hiding in plain sight as more exciting than the NBA playoffs. Acclaimed documentarian Mickey Duzyj talks to a GOAT and plays stable boy, then heads to the track to root on the official stallion of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JuJu is in-studio in Miami and has been seeing what the fans have to say about today's show on social media. Did show fans find the Nü Bag? Did we need more Greg Cote today? Find out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stugotz kicks off Hour 2 with his day-late Weekend Observations that include MULTIPLE Top 5 lists. Then, it's the sports debate of all sports debates: should an athlete miss the birth of their child for a playoff game? The crew discusses Rudy Gobert skipping Game 2 and the details to contextualize this specific child birth circumstance, and their opinions may surprise you... Plus, was the Gobert trade still a bad trade if the Timberwolves win a championship? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg, Mike, and Dan lead the crew through a discussion on Pat Riley's comments at yesterday's year-end press conference and what it could mean for the future of Jimmy Butler in Miami. Then, Pablo Torre is here to chat with us about eye boogers, hear about Lucy's remarkably detailed dental routine, to shame the crew for not advancing their cleansing technology, and to teach us about harness racing. Plus, after a conversation about makeup proves Greg wrong, he lashes out and ends up in a feud with Lucy. Will Greg apologize? For anything...? Ever......? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Kid Mero drops by to declare THE KNICKS ARE F****** BACK. He discussing why "the energy is love" in New York, Jalen Brunson's excellence, the T.J. McConnell game, and Obi Toppin's dunk. Then, it's time to talk Florida Panthers and their frustrating Game 1 loss to the Bruins. Who is actually the better team? Plus, Ron Magill is here to discuss a huge win for wildlife advocates, a domestic zebra surviving in the mountains, the most nervous animal, and a guy in Japan eating a sandwich. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Amin, Billy, JuJu, Lucy, and Mike. The NBA world is continuing to fall in love with Anthony Edwards after the Timberwolves took down the Nuggets to go up 2-0 in their 2nd round series, and our crew is included in that group. Then, Stugotz delivers his Top 5 Pain Killing Devices which leads us down a rabbit hole to old show sponsors. Plus, how do players like Jimmy Butler and Jalen Brunson put up Michael Jordan numbers in the postseason? Is it just because of the way the game is changing or are we witnessing historic playoff performers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember to watch our live stream tonight with All The Smoke taking place during the Knicks-Pacers game! To end the show, we dive deep into the career of Sparky Lyle and his choice to enter games from the bullpen to the graduation song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Dennis of Andscape joins us to properly educate us on the Drake and Kendrick Lamar rap beef. He walks us through the crazy weekend in which Kendrick dropped numerous diss tracks, and takes us through the roots of what led to this most recent battle. Then, we discuss Jhoan Duran's epic entrance from the bullpen and the origins of the reliever entrance. Finally, Drew Bledsoe joins the show sounding like an after-party after partaking in the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix last night. He gives us the inside scoop on how the night went, who had the best jokes, and whether the Tom Brady moment with Jeff Ross was a bit or not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices