Hour 1: David Samson's Ass Towel

The adventures of Chris Cote and the Publix caviar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do you have to earn a shower? Do you shower for yourself or for others? Syracuse Coach Fran Brown has us asking these hygiene questions and more. Then, Billy shares a secret about wearing a suit more than once, and he tells us the story of bumping into Jorge Soler at a quinceañera. How do handle it if you see a celebrity somewhere? Do you introduce yourself? Do you take a picture? What if you tangentially know them? The crew dives into their celebrity stories including Soler, Jason Lee, Charles Johnson, Terrell Suggs, and Stanley Tucci. Plus, Greg still believes in Mike Tyson ahead of one of the strangest fights in recent memory between Tyson and Jake Paul on Netflix. Also, Stugotz has some words for Lions coach Dan Campbell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Dallas Cowboys have gone down 20+ in 5 straight games at home, and things seems to be falling apart. Rex Ryan went after Micah Parsons for his criticism of Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy, but did Ryan even know or understand the context of Parsons' comments? Dan, Stu, Greg and the Shipping Container break it down. Then, it's time for Lucy, Izzy, and Billy to deliver their against the spread picks before learning that Greg Cote has no idea how to invoice Meadowlark Media even if he wanted to. Plus, Ron Magill is here, and he IS horsin' around. Ron explains why horses in trailers are sort of like humans flying in planes, hoof care, branding of horses, their dental care, and Greg's horse syndicate. He also loses his mind on LSU for their handling of Tigers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We kick things off with Stugotz's Weekend Observations full of bangers such as the Top 5 QB Names If the QBs Were Jewish, Top 5 Rookie QBs, and takes on Biscoff Cookies, Carson Beck, and Matt Ryan. We also learn was the U in The U, the L in Lionel, the M in Meadowlark, and the S in Stugotz stand for. Then, Billy accidentally got a fan of the show kicked out of God Bless Football's watch party at the DK Sportsbook in Arizona, and the watch party may have accidentally ruined Charles Barkley's Sunday routine. Plus, horse girls are OUT, Dan tells the story of how he saved himself from seasickness, and Leeman's Dad smacked someone in the face with a fish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg Cote, Chris, Billy, Izzy, Jessica, and Lucy. Today's shadow show that's not the shadow show and is for the YouTube audience but also for the audio audience has started early, and it's left Dan with Chris and his dad, Jack Flackman. This Local Hour spends its full allotment of time analyzing the Dolphins win over the Rams and what it actually means for Fins fans who want to be the optimistic alternative to Dan's pessimism, but it also includes topic such as $10 cold brew at a Laguardia Bubby's, reruns on the Nathan's Hot Dogs at the Miami International Airport, Lucy eating an apple during the show to avoid being cranky, and whether, as Mark Twain said, it's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Jewish man, a Black man and a Latino woman walk into a studio to have a discussion about the results of the 2024 Election. Billy Corben, Roy Bellamy and Cintia de Leon wonder aloud, "Okay...that happened. What's next?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We head to the locker room after the show to catch up with Greg Cote about The Greg Cote Show, The Lobos, Jeremy's strike and even possibly a Back In My Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Auburn's men's basketball team had to turn its plane around because teammates were fighting on the plane and Bruce Pearl is getting props after they went out and won. You know who is not getting props? Lionel Messi. His Inter Miami Herons crashed out of the MLS Playoffs in disastrous fashion to Atlanta United and Greg Cote and Mike Ryan break down what went wrong. Luis Suárez shoved Team USA legend Brad Guzman (as Dan calls him) into the net after scoring a goal and it was uproariously funny. After that, we run through more football storylines including Deebo Samuel choking the San Francisco 49ers' long snapper, the Detroit Lions' great comeback win over the Houston Texans, Carson Beck stinking without Brock Bowers and Ladd McConkey, and the New York Jets losing in epic fashion to the Arizona Cardinals. Plus, Chris Cote shares a poem about the Miami Hurricanes that leads us down a steamy path. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The group continues their discussion of the Miami Hurricanes loss to the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and goes further in depth on what exactly went wrong to cost Miami the game. As we switch topics, Dan is scared to make a take about Nikola Jokic as he continues to put up numbers that are very hard to believe. Then, we got Off-Rohding with Lucy as she makes a bucket list trip to Baton Rouge for LSU-Alabama. Also, why did LSU have a tiger from Florida at their game? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lucy continues to be silenced as we bring in Domonique Foxworth to discuss more headlines from around the NFL. We dive into the Pittsburgh Steelers-Washington Commanders game that caused a rift between Jess and Domonique's producer, Charlie. Domonique still doesn't believe in the Steelers as they barrel towards an epic matchup with the Baltimore Ravens next week. Plus, Patrick Mahomes looks slow as the Chiefs keep getting away with it, Domonique's Maryland Terrapins put a scare into the Oregon Ducks, and now, at this point, it seems like we're just purposefully avoiding the Miami Hurricanes result. Finally, we get to the Canes losing to Georgia Tech and dive deep into how this impacts Miami's season going forward. Is Cam Ward's Heisman campaign over? Did this loss actually hurt Miami that much? That defense is really bad, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices