The Buddy System with Chris & Matty

Red Richardson (@redrichardsoncomedy) is in from London doing Zanies, and after one rough set he decided the only option was to take over O-Block. We also get into his dad starting The Comic Strip in Soho, where Stay Toxic came from, and why Red would like everyone to stop going to the Edinburgh Fringe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our buddy Cliff Cash (@cliffcashcomedy) is in the studio, mid-tour, to talk about sleeping in a $4,900 station wagon for five years, how he'd run the Democratic Party, and exactly what he thinks of the Austin comedy scene. (Joe Rogan did the acid wrong) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Greg Kennedy (@_gregkennedy) is back, and yes, he's the goo guy. Greg talks about his new national goo fame as he grapples with changing the internet forever, it’s Space Month and Greg loves aliens & horror movies and Chris and Matty do not like spooky scaries, Greg and Chris used to live in the male brothel together, Greg got diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer which stinks bad, luckily they were wrong which rules but is very insane, Chris cancels 80% of the plans he makes with his friends but he’s awesome at mountains, Greg sucks at hiking but he did hangout with legit satanists in HS while they did rituals in the woods, Gore Orphanage in Ohio vs Bachelor’s Grove in Illinois, ghosts ghosts ghostsssss, are orbs in photos ghosts?, aliens are def real but are they already like hanging with with us and being weird?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Latin vs sandwiches, people will hate redheads forever, spooky season is upon us, Chris’s gf would’ve been a famous & ruthless madam 150 years ago, Chris and Matty don’t like horror movies, Matty is never not sad and scared, Human Centipede guy belongs in a special jail for insane perverts, Fall is objectively the best season, Christianity stole tons of pagan stuff, the Irish invented Jack o lanterns but way scarier, cops are allowed to do drugs actually, being a teenage stoner in the aughts made you a secret agent, charming uplifting budtenders, Chris and Matty love Shaunak in a huge way, new segment intro- Oking & Doking: American Times!, k****ing all the horses seems like a chill non-villain thing to do, we need more Erin Brockoviches, playing cards are actually crazy, shoutout Panic Shack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Growing up Catholic and going to catholic college after you’re kinda down, Pittsburgh accents, the Flint Michigan rap scene, living in a comedian brothel with six people, day jobs in comedy,  Chris and Matty are afraid to scare smart people, crowds on the road, first standup sets/first jokes, getting good at comedy and not quitting , everything’s gonna be fine right?, there’s a difference between weird and dumb, check out Dan on the road and in Europe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our buddy Janet Mac!  Moving to NYC from Boston for comedy, Chris loves the bus more than his own car, Janet has a famous cat that ran for mayor and the real mayor wanted in, Matty and Janet know a ton about sports and Janet learns that Peyton Manning is actually bad at football, someone in Boston gets punched in the face every single day for disrespecting Tom Brady, Janet is a self-taught accountant and genius, Chris and Matty try to answer tax questions, Chris explores the concept of business cats, Matty and Chris annoy Janet with their accents and tomfoolery, the irs is now paying ppl to snitch and is about to be weaponized, diamonds are intrinsically worthless, maple syrup mafias, comedians can be terrible houseguests  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We picked the manosphere as this week's topic and joined it by accident about four minutes in. Somewhere in here Chris explains why he thought Clavicular was an AI company, Matty makes a strong case for sleeping in a bed of goo, and we learn that some whales grow barnacles on purpose so they can punch harder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris gets to float a Tennessee river, friends in comedy and also not in comedy, weird side jobs in standup, getting a uhaul stuck under an overpass does not mean crashing it, Matty had to kill a mouse but like a wild west gentleman, Chris owns a squirrel ghost now, Matty found a tooth as a boy which is chill, toenail underpants, blow darts are no joke fr, Mexican Independence Day book report, Napoleon’s brother Joe literally moved to New Jersey, animals of the week, Chris’s cat might have a demon  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kids are mean to poor David, Matty is always bleeding, David had a way of simply appearing into your life and he also loves frisbee more than most things in the world, David’s comedy journey! and his insanely prolific style of writing standup, inside baseball comedy talk with the fellas, Montreal New Faces, Canadian Border Patrol (matty got deported), Dave’s first big acting role had a ton of goats, commercial auditions, and maybe best quote of the century: “Stand-up is hard to do the right way.” - David Drake  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices