Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

What are women's biggest icks when it comes to men? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're joined by the hilarious Bianca to spill the tea on dating preferences, turn-offs, and the questionable types of men we're attracted to. Ridge’s biggest sale of the year is here! Head to https://Ridge.com/HONK to get up to 49% off, plus holiday extras like gift bags and classic cuff beanies on qualifying orders while supplies last! #Ridgepod #sponsored From being completely DONE with American men to our love of European accents, chivalry, and unconventional guys, we're unpacking what makes a man attractive, what gives us the instant ick, and why some dating dealbreakers are absolutely non-negotiable. We're reading listener-submitted stories about dating types, relationship red flags, stingy men, wealthy men, astrology obsessives, and the men who make us question our own taste. Plus, we're discussing heartbreak, dating after a bad breakup, and why sometimes you need to work on yourself before finding the person you actually want. Is your type actually your type? Are European men really better? And would you date a hot, moody man with absolutely no money? It's funny, candid, unhinged, and full of the kind of dating stories and brutally honest opinions you've come to expect from Tea Time. Follow Bianca - https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join Here's a link to this week's episode "Egypt Maxxing" - https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069/posts/egypt-maxxing-173425259?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:14:18 AD: RIDGE 00:15:57 STORY - Healing From My Type 00:29:31 STORY - Can’t Do Astrology 00:36:30 STORY - Gold Star 00:42:40 STORY - Foreign Guys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! Grab something soft, warm up your favorite tea, and get ready because this week we are completely unpacking the ugliest, most chaotic emotion of all: Jealousy. Get 35% off select Lola Blankets products at https://Lolablankets.com by using code HONK at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. #ad From crippling romantic and career envy to losing entire friend groups the second life starts looking up, we are holding nothing back. We dive into wild listener stories about unhinged exes, fake pregnancy test pranks, body insecurities, male-dominated career struggles, and the messy reality of unlearning toxic attachment styles. If you've ever spiraled over an ex, felt your stomach drop out of pure rage, or wondered why success brings out the worst in people, this episode is your chaotic safe space. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join Here's a link to this week's episode "Egypt Maxxing" - https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069/posts/egypt-maxxing-173425259?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:15:24 STORY Female Jealousy 00:31:22 AD: Lola Blankets 00:33:14 STORY Jealous of “Big” Guys 00:39:59 STORY Private Investigators Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! The vibes are, as usual, pretty bad as we dive straight into your most unhinged family horror stories. This week, you guys really delivered—and by delivered, we mean you sent us the most terrifying, boundary-stomping, nightmare mother-in-law tales on the internet. From delivery room invaders and bizarre gift exchanges to full-blown cult-like communal houses featuring sketchy roommates and indoor chicken coops, we are breaking down why some in-laws are genuinely from hell. Grab your iced coffee, prepare to scream, and let's spill the tea on toxic family dynamics. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join Here's a link to this week's episode - 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:08:52 STORY - Monster Ex Inlaws 00:29:32 STORY - I Don’t Want to be Friends 00:41:16 STORY - $55,750 00:44:56 STORY - List of Issues with Mother In-Law Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dating apps are a NIGHTMARE, and these stories prove it! Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond welcome special guest Sarah for a chaotic episode of Tea Time, spilling the tea on the worst dating app experiences, disastrous hookups, questionable men, and dating horror stories that are almost too unhinged to believe. Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ https://zocdoc.com/HONK From Tinder and Plenty of Fish disasters to a hookup that went horribly wrong and dates that should have been cancelled before they started, we're reading your wildest true stories and asking the important question: How are any of us supposed to find love? If you love funny dating stories, comedy podcasts, embarrassing hookup stories, dating red flags, and unfiltered tea spilling, you're in the right place. What's your WORST dating app experience? Tell us in the comments! #DatingApps #DatingHorrorStories #TeaTime ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:05:42 Perez Hilton Catch Up 00:08:27 Dating Apps 00:11:45 Moving to Texas 00:16:42 AD - ZOC DOC 00:18:24 STORY - Plenty of Fish 00:25:03 STORY - The Balls of a Burner 00:32:43 STORY - Italian guys in Spain 00:43:59 STORY - Truly Haunted Lakeside “Date” 00:52:22 STORY - Should We Kiss and Fall In Love? 01:06:02 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Think your Uber ride was bad? Think again. 😂 On this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're spilling the tea on the WORST rideshare experiences imaginable. From a potentially drunk Uber driver and terrifying Lyft encounters to chaotic passengers, bizarre hookups, and rides that went completely off the rails, these true stories are absolutely unhinged. We're talking Uber horror stories, Lyft nightmares, crazy passengers, bad drivers, and rides from HELL. Buckle up for hilarious personal stories, unbelievable confessions, and the kind of comedy podcast chaos you won't believe is real. Subscribe for more funny stories, wild personal experiences, and unfiltered tea from Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! #TeaTime #UberStories #RideshareHorrorStories #ComedyPodcast #Storytime** ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:10:28 STORY - Audible Wet Noise 00:15:29 STORY - Funny Jokes 00:18:44 STORY - Lee’s Story 00:22:01 STORY - Harper Hooking up with Drivers 00:24:49 STORY - Front seat in Germany 00:29:45 STORIES - Public Transportation 00:39:02 STORY - Held me Hostage 00:40:20 STORY - Uber Pool 00:42:01 STORY - Harper’s Best Uber Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get ready for some of the worst hookup stories, dating horror stories, and most unhinged dating experiences ever submitted to Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond. From disastrous first dates and bizarre hookups to embarrassing moments, red flags, and stories that will make you question humanity, Gabby, Harper-Rose, and the Tea Time crew are spilling ALL the tea. Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at https://Lolablankets.com by using code HONK at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. #ad This episode is packed with funny true stories, embarrassing dating stories, hookup horror stories, relationship disasters, and chaotic tea spilling. If you love comedy podcasts, true storytelling, dating stories, and brutally honest conversations, you're in the right place. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:12:37 AD 00:14:22 STORY - “Spattered” 00:23:29 STORY - Massive Disappointments 00:30:40 STORY - Chaos 00:36:27 STORY - Touch the Nips 00:49:07 STORY - Evil from CTE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s worse than a bad vacation? A horrible travel story you can’t stop thinking about. The Korean skincare brand everyone is talking about. Get 20% off your entire order with code HONK @ https://jiyuskin.com/HONK #JIYU #ad Machine Washable Rugs, Made Better. For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping @ https://tumbleliving.com/HONK #Tumble #ad On this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we read the most unhinged, chaotic, and relatable listener-submitted travel stories — from a destination wedding that turned into a full-blown sickness nightmare to bizarre family trips, disastrous vacations, questionable travel decisions, and stories that absolutely should have stayed private. Plus, we spill the tea on our own travel experiences, including Syria, Florida, Scotland, and more. If you love comedy podcasts, true stories, funny travel stories, embarrassing stories, and unfiltered tea spilling, this episode is for you. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:12:10 ADS 00:16:35 STORY - Destination Wedding 00:28:12 STORY - Scottish Ancestors 00:42:12 STORY - Lost Cow and other rural activities 00:53:55 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! This week, we’re finally catching up on stories we never got around to reading — and naturally, things get completely unhinged. Taking care of your health just got easier - start here with ZocDoc: https://zocdoc.com/HONK #sponsored From disastrous relationships and cheating to chaotic healthcare stories, wild nights out, questionable decisions, drug-fueled adventures, embarrassing secrets, and some truly unbelievable personal stories, this episode is packed with the kind of funny, candid and relatable true storytelling Tea Time is known for. If you love comedy podcasts, funny true stories, listener-submitted stories, tea spilling, crazy dating stories, embarrassing stories, relationship drama, and unfiltered conversations, you’re in the right place. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:05:54 STORY - Night Nurse and Illest Villains 00:22:52 AD - ZOCDOC 00:24:32 STORY - Too Tight 00:42:20 STORY - Self Roofie Arrest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back with comedian Matt LeGrande for another completely unhinged episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! We finally get to the listener-submitted stories we didn't have time for — including chaotic relationship stories, a completely insane border-crossing adventure, terrible jobs, closeted husbands, and plenty of tea spilling. Expect funny, candid, chaotic, and wildly relatable true stories with Gabby, Harper-Rose, and Matt. If you love comedy podcasts, funny storytelling, unhinged stories, crazy personal stories, relationship drama, and tea spilling, you’re in the right place. Follow Matt - https://www.instagram.com/mattelgrande ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Produced by Lee Nason - https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:28:25 QUESTION - Seatbelts 00:30:25 STORY - Smuggling 00:40:44 STORY - The Other Sista 00:44:24 STORY - Never dating a straight man again 00:49:50 STORY - Working a Claire’s 00:56:02 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Relationship mistakes, cheating, lying, toxic exes, insecurity with our guest Cara Conners. This week we're talking about the relationship mistakes we've learned from — and the ones we'd NEVER make again. From cheating and keeping secrets to getting back together with an ex, controlling partners, toxic arguments and saying things you can never take back, these listener-submitted true stories get messy FAST. Get access to 160+ lab tests for $1/day, member pricing on advanced imaging, plus a $25 credit with code HONK25 @ http://functionhealth.com/honk Gabby, Harper-Rose and special guest Cara Connors spill the tea, debate whether cheating can ever be forgiven, and share brutally honest relationship advice along the way. If you love funny relationship stories, dating advice, cheating stories, toxic relationship stories, true storytelling, tea spilling and unhinged comedy, you're in the right place. Follow Cara - https://www.instagram.com/caraconnscomedy ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes [email protected] ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com Edited by Bobby Hutch - https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyhutch/ 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:05 STORY - Cheaters Exposed 00:11:37 AD - FUNCTION HEALTH 00:15:20 STORY - Second tries don’t work 00:33:08 STORY - Very Insecure Man, Don’t say the mean thing 00:49:39 STORY - Never live with a man 00:54:07 STORY - Type’s I wouldn’t date again 01:08:49 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices