Episode 598: Protect the Tortillas at All Costs
This week, we discuss AI agents as pets, the HEB test for Jensen, and Anthropic's S-1. Plus, a tactical pencil for taking notes and defending yourself.
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Runner-up Titles
I'm always recording.
Ralph the Security Guy.
We're building the machine to build the machine that builds the software.
This pencil is completely unnecessary.
I knew it was some Randy.
If it's good, I gotta get off this ranch and start getting some pets.
I'm creating the machine to create the machine to create the software.
If you become super successful and massively rich, it just breaks you.
Even if you think you're not going crazy, you're going crazy.
Where do you think that shit runs?
Welcome back to civilization.
Imagine they're the manager of an HEB and ask, would this work?
We've got to protect the tortillas at all costs.
You should have to file your own expenses and book your own travel.
If your company has an executive onboarding process, you're on the path to bad.
As long as the revenue comes in, none of this matters.
Everyone's talking about it, therefore it can't exist.
We want more tokens. We want cheaper tokens.
Here's a secret about the ROI of enterprise software: no one knows.
Unlimited needs an asterisk.
One of the core functions of bureaucracy is to de-weirdo your organization.
We haven't mentioned Kubernetes this whole time. It's now boring. Victory.
No one would ever ask for this, but everyone needs one.
I'm prepared to take notes and defend myself.
Rundown
The Jensen Affair
Nvidia Chief Seen as Target of Chinese Spy Plot
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang faces bipartisan congressional scrutiny
Nvidia board opens inquiry into reports CEO Jensen Huang
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang starring in possible remake of The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jensen's Bizarre Adventure
Anthropic Goes Public
Anthropic reports \$17 billion in Q3 revenue, purchase commitments of \$895.4 billion
Anthropic's amended S-1: \$17B in Q3 revenue, and \$895B in compute commitments
Clouded Judgement 10.30.26 - Dispelling the Myths of the Anthropic S-1
Anthropic sets modest \$1 trillion IPO valuation target in test of Wall Street's AI fervor
Anthropic secures \$3.4B gas-generator deal for its data centers, FT reports
METR: Anthropic's AI R&D is now accelerating roughly 2x, driven largely by AI itself
Anthropic ships Claude Fable 5.2 and Mythos 5.2, days before its IPO roadshow
AI Capex Cracks
Amazon misses on earnings and holds capex steady, adding to AI spending jitters
Alphabet tanks nearly 13% for worst day ever, losing \$500 billion in value
Intel stock plunges 16% as chipmaker blames PC slowdown for weak guidance
Enterprise software stocks collapse as sector trudges through red Thursday
Cracks are emerging in the AI spending boom | TechCrunch
OpenAI Raises Less Than Half of \$30 Billion Target in Latest Round
Microsoft is renting less AI capacity
Microsoft will not expand Texas data center deal with UK's Nscale, source says
Who Gets Hit in the Great Data Center Slowdown?
NextDC pauses uncontracted projects after Australian data centre woes
Oracle Scraps \$7B AI Chip Leasing Deal with Tencent Amid U.S. Pressure
Major Memory Vendor: We're Basically Sold Out Through 2029
OpenAI CEO says it's 'quite terrible' for your PC to have RAM
Price rises for some 16GB Raspberry Pi products - Raspberry Pi
Fujifilm to boost tape production 5x as AI fuels archiving demand
Gartner Forecasts Worldwide AI-Optimized IaaS Spending to Grow 96% in 2026
Cisco
Cisco gives 27-year-old engineer unlimited AI tokens to rewrite 98% of the company's legacy
AI & Cloud News - End of October 2026
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After 20+ years, the engineering team behind Bitnami has been laid off.
code in 24 months — president plucks former startup founder, telling him to 'go nuts'
Palo Alto Networks in talks to buy AI agent security startup Clutch for \$500M | TechCrunch
CrowdStrike to reportedly buy AI security startups for \$495M, launches "kill switch"
Big Tech claims voters’ AI backlash is “anti-Trump” not “anti-tech”
Texas data centers face uncertain future after Hinojosa wins governor's race
‘An Earthquake’: A Democratic Rout Stuns Texas
After Texas' blue wave, what happens to Elon Musk and SpaceX?
Elon Musk's BTC-holding firm SpaceX plans a \$24 billion supercomputer
Trump says AI risks can be managed, signals openness to guardrails
Australia to mandate AI incident reporting and create a frontier AI safety regulator
Google will let schools turn off AI, but they may also lose Search
Apple 10-K warns AI agents may act without authorization
OpenAI's AI agents found 948 ways to gain root access to Linux
OpenAI launches GPT-6 Cyber, rated "Critical" for cybersecurity
OpenAI employees warned about operational security lapses for years, sources say
Microsoft: Cambodia-based Storm-3358 is using ARTEX AI agents against financial firms
Fireworks AI breach reaches Notion AI chat transcripts
Chainalysis Breach Exposes All Users' Credentials, Forces Shutdown of Key Services
Binance says security incident may involve compromised DevOps laptop
Trusted by Default: Qubole Cross-Account Access Abused in the Wild
2026: The State of Enterprise AI
West Monroe survey: 74% of enterprises now commit over 10% of IT budgets to AI
TCS Enterprise AI Study: security and governance now the top deployment priority
Kyndryl Readiness Report: AI returns rise as enterprise readiness falls
Finance firms lean into multiagent systems, model routing
Almost no one uses AI agents to book their Uber
Apple reportedly cutting internal AI usage budgets
Apple could turn Siri AI into an autonomous agent in 2027
ChatGPT is at 20% of Google search volume
Anthropic launches Personal Finance in Claude
Cognizant deploys 25,000 professionals in new OpenAI Frontier Capability Group
Build Faster, Work Smarter with AI Agents and Apps Grounded in Data
Meta acquires AI coding startup Conductor as OpenAI buys Pierre
Meta ships Muse Ember, its smallest and cheapest model for agent work
Tencent releases full Hy4 with vision and computer use
DeepSeek's Harness agent tool hits 1.54M daily users
Introducing TPU 8tx and TPU 8i Max
Qualcomm Sets \$650M+ Data Center Start for FY27 as Handsets Fall 26%
Daily Update - November 5th, 2026
Google Announces Digital Infrastructure Expansion, Local Jobs, Water Replenishment, and Clean Energy Initiatives with US\$15 Billion Malaysia Investment
Setting a new standard for responsible AI infrastructure
Dropbox acquires Tigris Data for \$350M to bolster its AI infrastructure
Broadcom expands VMware Cloud Foundation with AI, security, and recovery capabilities
Broadcom denied names of cloud providers backing VMware merger challenge
Bull and Schwarz Digits: a Franco-German alliance for Europe's digital sovereignty
Google expands buyouts while Wiz acquisition helps lift headcount to record levels
Web host Squarespace lays off 19% of its employees | TechCrunch
OccupySaaS — They laid us off. We're rebuilding their SaaS.
Getting a job at Bending Spoons comes with no bonus, no fancy title, and a warning | Fortune
DoorDash to acquire Instacart for \$17 billion - Overview
McDonald’s aims for nationwide drive-thru AI in 2027
Libghostty 1.0 – Mitchell Hashimoto
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Nonsense
Anheuser-Busch CEO leaving to take CEO job at high-end gym chain Equinox
Tesla Is Ending Production of Its Cybertruck and Refocusing on the Cybercab
A 31,000-Mile Walk Ends in England, at Mom’s House
Italian chef fired from Queensland restaurant after refusing to put pineapple on pizza
Time is running out to get Sony's final 4K Blu-ray player
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