Don't Be a Newb

This week, Gaspare and Joe exchange earthquake stories, Lucy tries football, and Gaspare tells his kids about eclipse rats. Joe learns something about the theater from Gaspare for a change and the guys do a few rounds of "would you rather."

This week, Joe and Gas celebrate almost two years of podcasting bliss by revisiting Gaspare's first ever appearance on the show!

This week, Joe talks some wedding talk before Gaspare stops a fight with nothing but teacher skills and a cup of yogurt. The guys debate the sporting life before reading an all time hilarious listener email.   Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus 20% off your next box. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/SOCIALSTUDIES50 and use code SOCIALSTUDIES50    Support the show and get 10% off your entire order. Go to https://www.thefreezepipe.com and use code SOCIAL  

Joe tells tales from the "happiest place on earth" aka Baltimore and finds a hill to die on with a passionate fan. Gaspare gets a new tattoo and goes over his house rules before showing a friend his deck.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCIALSTUDIES and get on your way to being your best self   

This week, the boys make a big announcement, before digging into 90's kid TV shows, the dancing plague of the 1500's, evolution, and everyone's favorite objects; doors and wheels.  Support the show and get up to 40% off Beam’s Dream Powder. Head to https://www.shopbeam.com/social and use code SOCIAL.

This week, Joe reads to a school full of kids before discovering something incredible in his basement. Gaspare does a deep dive on the Iron lung before answering some questions submitted from patreon members, including what star signs they find attractive. Support the show and get 50% off your Factor order at https://www.factormeals.com with code SOCIALSTUDIES50 Support the show & get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.babbel.com/SOCIAL

This week, Gaspare and Joe discuss the finer points of Prince Albert Piercings and binky ceremonies. The guys read about some insane classroom hijinks before wondering how much is eating a live cockroach worth? Support the show & get up to 40% off of Beam’s Dream Powder. Head to https://www.beam.com/SOCIAL and use code SOCIAL at checkout

This week, Joe and Gas discuss the culinary details of strip clubs and consult a very special patreon member for the answer to a very difficult question. Gaspare gets to the bottom of presidential privates and Joe considers doing wedgie stuff for money.    Support the show and get 10% off your entire order. Go to https://www.thefreezepipe.com and use code SOCIAL This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCIALSTUDIES and get on your way to being your best self 

This week, Gaspare gets a dose of musical theater before he and Joe do a deep dive into the wild wild world of mukbanging. The guys enlist the help of some special guests to find out the answer to that age old question: how much money would cause you to eat raw chicken? Support the show and get 60% off of Green Chef, plus 20% off your next 2 months. Just head to https://www.greenchef.com/60SOCIALSTUDIES and use the code 60SOCIALSTUDIES  

This week, the boys drop an emergency pod as they catch up with life. They do a deep dive into the wild world of scented candles before breaking down the exact ways to discover if someone you know truly sucks.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCIALSTUDIES & get on your way to being your best self.