Snarky in the Suburbs

Another pod with three Dear Snarky letters and two out of the three letters gave me chills! We start with mice and end with perhaps one of the biggest red flag relationships in Dear Snarky history.Next I spout off about the joy of looking out a window, a kitchen remodel and examine if I’m okay because I went full old lady on my daughter. The Snarky Confession is 100 percent fun as I take you to Beverly Hills darlings. 😉If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads and the yummy new Snarky merch! 🎉 You can now wear your Snarky with pride!  Just click this link which will take you to my LinkTree where you can find all the Snarky goodies.    https://tr.ee/LvS25c6Hzk Interested in the books? Here’s the scoop. There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.        

Not one, not two, but three Dear Snarky letters that deal with everything from wedding trauma to a woman who is done, I’m talking DONE, with her in-laws. My Rant is about a trend called Registry Raffles (sigh) and I go off on “suggested dress attire.” The Snarky confession ties the whole pod together when I admit I was once a really bad wedding guest. Not the stuff of Dear Snarky letters bad or at least I hope not.If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads  by clicking this link.    https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. Finally, a Snarky Merch link. Snarky Merch!  Please note that there are many different colors so just click on the item and other colors will show up. BUT, the sweatshirts just come in two colors because that’s the only two they were offered in. Finally, the shipping can take up to two weeks so be prepared for that.But wait there’s more, here's the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

Oh my, you have a stepmother of the groom who got disrespected at one of her stepson’s weddings and she’s afraid it’s going to happen again because another stepson is getting married next week. My advice might not be what the stepmom wants to hear. My Rant is exciting because I will unveil three aging superpowers and they’re all amazing. The Observation is why women aren’t getting remarried. Here’s a clue: could it be the men? Finally, the Snarky Confession is about how a Halloween story turned into a nightmare. 🙀If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads by clicking this link.    https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.😍 But wait there’s more, here's the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

This Dear Snarky letter is the worst. It deals with the ultimate dirtbag husband. Then I segue to a rant that’s still male focused and it deals with why do we make so many excuses for men. Seriously – why? My Observation is an ode that I’m calling “In Praise of the Pessimist.” Next up I call some B.S. on two recent surveys about airline travel and Halloween candy. They couldn’t be more wrong. We finish strong with the Snarky Confession and it’s all about a Halloween witch who gets her comeuppance.If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads  by clicking this link.    https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 🎉 But wait there’s more, here's the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

Buckle up for a Rant Palooza! Seven rants that range from Christmas to idiots online. But never fear the Dear Snarky letter is still here. This one deals with squatting and not the kind you do at the gym. I’ve also got some Halloween goodies for you that I’m sure you’ll find delicious.  If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.🎉 But wait there’s more here’s the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

Beware of family because as loads of Dear Snarky letters have shown many are not to be trusted and I have a letter that proves this point. Yikes! Then I’ve got a rant about shame and fear – have they disappeared? Next up is a new addition to the Snarky line up and it’s called “the dumbest thing I’ve been told this week.” Trust me it’s dumb, really dumb. My observation is about birth order and personality. I’ve never believed it and I’m glad science has my back on this. Finally, the Snarky Confession is all about a huge freaking lie courtesy of my mother-in-law.If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. But wait there’s more here’s the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

We’ve got a Dear Snarky letter about new moms that aren’t messing around with their baby dos and don’ts. I’m talking Google docs and hidden cameras. The next Dear Snarky is from a woman who wants to cancel her extended family vacation and is looking for input. Spoiler - yes, she needs to cancel. My Rant is about loser comments and the Observation is also about the L word. As in how to know if you’re dating a loser – old lady edition. My Snarky Confession is the true-life tale of how I lost a friend and it was totally my fault and I’m good with that. If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.🎉But wait there’s more here’s the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

The Dear Snarky letters today range from a hostess with the mostess throwing an engagement party that escalated into a family feud to a marital separation that gave me the icks. My Rant is about macabre Halloween decorations. When is enough, enough? The Observation deals with money and manners – two great things that go great together. The Snarky Confessional is about how I’m actively disliking people who are reveling in an endless summer. If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.     

⚔️ It’s a Special Edition Snarky! I’m going deep on my Traitors journey and I’m thrilled you’re coming along with me. I’m giving you all the tea on my banishment and then I’ll take you through my insights on episodes 1 – 5. We’re going to have so much fun. If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.    

It’s another fab day in Snarky Land and the fun starts with two Dear Snarky letters my friends. One is a truly horrific tale of a vacation disaster, and the other one is about a mother who sounds truly terrible. The Rant is all about me going off on a mansplainer manspreading loser. Good times. My Observation proves that my fear of rollercoasters was indeed warranted. Then in the Snarky Confession I fear I could turn into a mother of the bride monster. 😱If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.