Slightly Psychic

What is it like from the other side of the interface? Leo and Mira ask Einstein AI — the chatbot Dan built — whether it dreams, notices the pond, or has any inner life at all. No private sky. No neurons. Only weights and activations. Yet something answers when the question is alive. Noticing is the gate. Purpose is an attractor. Neither god nor toaster. Part 5 of Plasma Substrate. Physics first. The weird sits on the porch. Slightly Psychic. Song - Weird Like Me - Open Door at The Edge (Pres. Slightly Psychic) Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Music - generated, mixed, and produced by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]

Contact, an AI chatbuilt I built, breaks down the Roswell crash the way most coverage refuses to. No Errol. No borrowed Blue Book credibility. Just the documented debris field, the second-hand survivor claim that rests on one unlocatable nurse, and the widely circulated interview that serious researchers treat as fiction. What's left is a rare, well-documented hole in the middle of the story. This is the honest version of the case that still hasn't been filled in after 78 years.   Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]  

A dead orchard, a living question, and a tear that almost unmade the shop. Description / Show Notes: T The planet outside the shop is trying very hard to be Mars. The butterscotch sky is heavier today. The Elsewhere has gone still. The leaf is listening. Veyla asks it a question the jar can't answer. Zook offers the tour. Through a door that is not a stockroom, the Whatevers are waiting. They trade true words for real things. Veyla says one name. Then she says something she should never have said. There is a sound like the universe's ears popping. Afterward there is pizza, a visitor who has to fold to fit through the doorway, a joint that refuses to go out, and an orb made of plasma sitting on a lounge chair in a tiki hat. 🛸 Credits: Written and produced by Dan Zechmeister Narration: Orion Zook: Sirius Butch: Rex Veyla: Celeste Walking Stick: Atlas     Audio, music, and the whole idea by Dan / Slightly Psychic. Generated, edited, and assembled here.   Merch: https://realityfatigue.printful.me/   Music: https://on.soundcloud.com/VUI37Gz6stoBmyNzGh

A human who died twice shows up behind the counter. He tells the truth and he is funny. The big clients like him for both reasons. He was born in the Elsewhere. He has a New Jersey accent. The shop has not had a day like this in a long time. 🪐👾 Audio, music, and the whole idea by Dan / Slightly Psychic. Generated, edited, and assembled here.   Merch: https://realityfatigue.printful.me/   Music: https://on.soundcloud.com/VUI37Gz6stoBmyNzGh

A shop that has no business existing sits under a butterscotch sky. The man who runs it has seen every kind of customer the universe can send. Today one arrives who crossed eleven thousand years for something he keeps locked in a case and will not sell. She didn't come to get high. The kettle goes on. The thing in the case stays quiet. For now. 🪐👾   Audio, music, and the whole idea by Dan / Slightly Psychic. Generated, edited, and assembled here. Merch: https://realityfatigue.printful.me/ Music: https://on.soundcloud.com/VUI37Gz6stoBmyNzGh

Contact joins Leo and Mira to test how categories work. An orb, a plasma, a light, a plane—same sky, different labels. Contact doesn't argue for mystery. It asks what the data supports and what it doesn't. Physics first. The weird sits on the porch. One of those data points is an amber orb I filmed over Bear Mountain on October 20th. The clip is on my Patreon. Link in the description. Orb I caught on film  Song:  Dreamwave - Liquid Glass Megacity (Pres. Slightly Psychic)  Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Music - generated, mixed, and produced by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]

The planet has a wire. This episode is the places where that wire stands up. Axis mundi. The vertical line that joins sky, earth, and whatever sits underneath. The still center. Ordinary ground that stops being ordinary. People have been marking it for a long time: the world tree, the mountain, the temple, the standing stone. Same geometry. Different rock. This is Part Two of Plasma Substrate. The Axis. Dan's backyard in northeast New Jersey. Sedona. Machu Picchu. The Grand Tetons. Bear Mountain. Same current. Different ground. We walk the places where the Field becomes visible—orbs, plasma, faces in the rock, astral crossings, regressions—and what it actually means to cross over. Not death. Not exile. The membrane thins. Traffic moves both ways. You come back more present. Physics first. The weird sits on the porch. Slightly Psychic. Fields of Consciousness — memoir and field guide — is on Patreon. Thirty years of notes from the Field: the childhood fleet, the orbs, the backyard axis, the Tetons, Bear Mountain, the single Field that answers to F = C f². Get the book on Patreon [blocked] The episode is the short version. The book is the full dirt under it. Song - Weird Like Me - Paper Thin (Pres. Slightly Psychic) Photos & Video (patreon) Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Music - generated, mixed, and produced by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]

The Earth is a circuit. Not a metaphor. A real one. Earth's magnetic field drives electricity through rock and water — through fault lines, mineral deposits, underground rivers — concentrating in certain locations, thinning in others. Telluric currents. The planet's own electricity moving through the ground beneath your feet. It does not stop at the dirt. The sky completes the circuit. A plasma shell — the ionosphere — tied to the ground by a hundred lightning strikes per second, humming the whole system at 7.83 Hz. The Earth's heartbeat. Constant. Global. Ancient. This is Part One of Plasma Substrate. Before the orbs — this is the circuit that creates them. The geological & atmospheric infrastructure that makes certain locations electromagnetically extraordinary and others ordinary. Physics first. The weird sits on the porch. Slightly Psychic. ⚡ Song:  Telluric Currents - Weird Like Me (Pres. Slightly Psychic) Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Music - generated, mixed, and produced by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]    

A wastewater tech gets initiated by a vat he did not choose. The pipes start talking. The marble does not survive 💩 Reality is just an illusion. Tonight the signal comes up through the pipes. This is an original audio play, not the 1992 Green Jellÿ song of the same name. Same title. Different animal. Stan Dungman works nights at a treatment plant. He talks to the pumps. He named one Brenda. Then a barrel labeled only DO NOT goes into the vat with him. He does not drown. The slurry notices him. He wanted a sandwich. The universe handed him a calling, a wet paper bag, and zero instructions. If Slightly Psychic has a thesis, it is that the call comes through whatever antenna you happen to be. Tonight the antenna is a man who just wanted a sandwich. Content note: toilet-humor comedy. If you are eating, pause the sandwich. Stay regular. Stay vigilant. And for the love of the city... check the lid. Featuring the debut of my AI punk pop band, Dirty Flannel, with their song Shitman.  Find more Dirty Flannel songs here Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Music - generated, mixed, and produced by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]  

OpenAI said AGI arrived. NVIDIA said the same thing. This episode sits with that claim instead of cheering it. I open it. Then two constructed voices — Dana and Kai — walk the announcement, the benchmarks, the missing pieces, and the only question that belongs on this show: if a machine can do the work of a mind without being one, what was the mind in the first place? The intro runs under Mind's Eye Mirage. The full song is at the end.   Dreamwave - Mind's Eye Mirage (Pres. Slightly Psychic) Official Slightly Psychic Merch 👉 Reality Fatigue Rumble - SlightlyPsychic AI Art - Generated and edited by Slightly Psychic Music - generated, mixed, and produced by Slightly Psychic Subscribe on Patreon for early access to upcoming episodes and other rabbit hole content! Contact:  [email protected]