SCP-7962: Golden Enlightenment

If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-6584: This is a Lesson in Procrastination Written by user NDHeckfire. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6584 Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ndheckfire Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music: Spacial Harvest by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Agent Jak Urquhart played by John Whinfield, check him out here: https://youtube.com/@JakVox If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-3307: Cornucopi-ass Written by user RecursiveRecursion. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3307 Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/recursiverecursion-s-author-page Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music Credit: Dragon and Toast by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Doctor Bedlam played by Gideon Ghoul, check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@voiceofbedlam If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP Tale: MTF Sigma-5 “Pumpkin Punchers” Written by user Rounderhouse. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mtf-sigma-5-pumpkin-punchers Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-s-author-page Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music attributions: Leaving Home by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Agent Jak Urquhart played by John Whinfield, check him out here: https://youtube.com/@John_Whinfield If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP Tale: The World I Knew Written by user MISATOKS. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-world-i-knew Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Audio Credits: Martian Cowboy by Kevin Macleod Rain Sound Effects by Zapsplat This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Doctor Bedlam played by Gideon Ghoul, check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@voiceofbedlam If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-7495: Your Fate is Sealed Written by user PlaguePJP. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7495 Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/plaguepjp Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music attributions: Leaving Home by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Doctor Bedlam played by Gideon Ghoul, check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@voiceofbedlam If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-7425: Giant Enemy Crab Written by user Guiare. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7425 Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/guaire-author-page Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music attributions: Leaving Home by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Doctor Clef played by The Desk of Alto Clef, check them out here: https://x.com/deskofaltoclef?s=21&t=olbI7PDVmz6BfxsF2ny_1g If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." Written by user DrClefn. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef101 Check out their Author Pages here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef101 Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music attributions: THE MONSTER by VIVEK ABHISHEK This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-7506: Ironing Out The Creases Written by user Penton. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7506 Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-tonnes-personnel-file Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music: Stay the Course by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Agent Jak Urquhart played by John Whinfield, check him out here: https://youtube.com/@John_Whinfield If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-7615: Refuge Written by user Penton. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7615 Check out their Author Page here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-tonnes-personnel-file Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music: Telecasted by Savior This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.

Doctor Bedlam played by Gideon Ghoul, check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@voiceofbedlam If you like what you hear, don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe, click the bell, and visit our support link to follow on other platforms and help us make bigger SCP Projects here: https://beacons.ai/site42 Join the Site-42 Discord Server here: https://discord.gg/NWwFMwFuGp Check out TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub on the wiki! http://www.scp-wiki.net/theesherm-site-42 SCP-7151: See Something, Say Something Written by user PoufyPoufson. Original text can be found here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7151 Check out their Author Pages here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/poufys-author-page Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scp-wiki.net. This page's art and graphic design is the work of John Maddocks, and is released under the same license. Sound Effects Attributions Music attributions: Leaving Home by Kevin Macleod This Audio Reading was edited by Charles Cardot.