Behold I Come Like A Thief!

Robert Garrison Brown04.10.1998 - 03.04.2023On March 4th, beloved son, brother, uncle, and friend Robert Garrison Brown joined his ancestors in the halls of Valhalla. Born to Janelle and Kody Brown, 6th child of a big, unconventional family.Preceded in death by Sheryl Lee Brown, William Winn Brown, and Curtis Taylor Brown. He is survived by his large, adoring family and his three cats Catthew, Patches, and Ms. Buttons.We remember him as the coolest dude who lived with a zeal for life, led through his curiosity. He was a world traveler, going to multiple countries and continents. He was a jack of all trades and a master in comedy. He enjoyed being an amateur craftsman and a adventurous photographer. His night sky photography evoked deep emotion. He was a Staff Sergeant in the Army National Guard and a proud CAV Scout. He was in school to become a Nurse because he cared about people.Robert Garrison knew the best thing to say to make everyone laugh, especially in awkward situations. He made friends everywhere he went and his death leaves all who knew him in immense pain.Robert Garrison's death is a reminder to tell those you love how you feel and take care of each other. Where do we turn when we miss him? "To the stars, Bowen, to the stars."If you or someone you know is struggling or in crisis, help is available.Call or text 988 to reach the Suicide & CrisisLifeline or chat at 988lifeline.org

"Christine is excited to spend her first monogamous Valentine's Day with David. Meri and Janelle meet at Coyote Pass to discuss a strategy moving forward. Robyn and Kody discuss not being polygamists anymore, and Kody expresses his disappointment in plural marriage."Janelle puts aside her pride and forces herself to talk to Meri, in hopes that Meri will foot the bill for an attorney. Robyn does the first work she's done in years, building a vanity for Aerola. Kody hires a PR team to fix his image, while Christine and David spend their Valentine's Day talking about Kody.Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"With Christine's help, Janelle moves her life from Flagstaff to North Carolina and sees the land that she purchased sight unseen; Meri questions her entire relationship with Robyn; Kody prepares to baptize Aurora into a new church."David's got a dirty ass, Janelle is ready to hit the land moseying the second she closes on her new property– that is definitely not going to be a Coyote Pass 2.0 and Meri has added another career to her résumé as My Sister Wife's Closet customer service. Awowah, who is a full grown woman is still seeking permission from Kody and Robyn to get dunked. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"On a road trip across the country to move Janelle to North Carolina, Christine, Janelle and David stop at a bar where Janelle has her first shot ever. The fate of Meri's B&B is up in the air, and Kody and Robyn have a heart to heart with Aurora." Awowah is nervous to tell her parents what she's been doing behind their back and why she has been spending so much time on her knees and calling out for Big Daddy... and it's that she's ready to get baptized and be one with the Lord. Janelle gets sloshed on her first slippery nipple, Christine doesn't shut up the entire drive and Meri wastes more of our time. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"Janelle and Meri join forces to finally get answers about Coyote Pass, but Kody is having doubts about letting it go. Christine takes another step towards independence and buys a vacation rental in Moab." Janelle is busy collecting documents and zooming Meri– all in an effort to take Kody down. Robyn and her tenders just barely escape a tragic death by table. Christine is really going all in on her new business venture in Moab– but David has shrimp on the mind! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"Christine and Janelle each reveal big new chapters in their lives. Kody meets with a realtor at Coyote Pass. Meri has a new companion in her life, and considers meeting with a lawyer about the property." Janelle is an absolute villain to poor innocent Kody and Robyn– and all she cares about is money for more appliances and shit. Kody spills his entire life story to his new realtor, Meri and Jen are busy being salty bitches and Christine wears an awful braided ponytail while buying a place in Moab. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"The day is finally here that Christine is getting married! It's a joyful event on the banks of the Colorado River as Christine and David say, "I do." Kody discusses missing out on the Brown family celebration, and has a scary close call while cutting down a tree." The day is finally here a-fucking-gain. Christine is going to assault David out on the dance floor on their wedding day. A flash mob ensues and makes all Christine's Bruno Mars dreams come true. Meri is fillin' feisty and ready to come out and play with her crazy best friends, Just Jenn and Blaire with the lips. Robyn tries to kill Kody but is unsuccessful. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"Meri cuts up a quilt that celebrated her marriage to Kody; Christine and David are in Moab preparing for their magical day; Robyn and Kody have a difficult conversation about the break-up of the family." Meri reflects on all the good times her and Kody shared, like when he told her that she's a miserable bitch and he can't wait to return the favor. Cameras are rolling as Robyn soars to new heights. Christine and David continue to shove their wedding down our throat. Janelle springs into action when Toyota Avalon ends up on a milk carton. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"Robyn's girls explore non-mormon churches and Kody struggles to keep quiet about it. Christine tries on her fairytale wedding dress, and the party continues with a wedding shower. Meri wants to start dating soon." Meri and her friend Amber Malynn are having fun destroying any shred of Kody from Meri's life when a tragic accident takes Amber's knee. Dweedle Dee, Dweedle Dumb and Neck decide to try out a new church that leaves them in tears. Christine gets to try on her ill-fitted custom wedding dress, thanks to Destrie! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!

"Kody and Robyn go on a date, and Kody rails against their former church. Christine and David host an engagement party with some very messy tacos. Meri and Jenn visit Brandi in Las Vegas to dish about her spiritual release from Kody." As the Brown family continues to fall apart, cameras turn their attention to Christine and the shocking storyline no-one saw coming. Robyn goes to church and is immediately surrounded by men who want to fuck her. Janelle looks hot in a pink dress and Meri takes Brandi and Jen to do exactly what Kody did on last weeks episode. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠– and while you're at it, feel free to peruse our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Shit Talk Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Go ahead and leave us a 5 star review– when we say we are open to feedback, we mean compliments! Thank you!