Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

Everyone's favorite, official, and only podcast about DWTS that there's ever been is back, baby!! Join your hosts and judges for a trip down memory lane as they update each other about their lives and return to the ballroom for the big 20th birthday bash. Is this a one-time deal? Is this going to be a regular thing again? Was this recorded weeks before it was released? It doesn't matter, because the important thing is that EMMY WINNER TOM BERGERON IS BACK (for one night only)!!!!!!!Follow us on LOL, you think we've updated our social media accounts in two years?Podcast art: Kat FeyMusic: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Surprise, motherforkers! After a plethora of technical issues, we are finally ready to say sayonara to Skating! Get your Activia and Buzz Lightyear mug and sit down for this farewell to Skating with the Stars. It’s just a TV show, but it feels so good to be done. Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Forget that Skating with the Stars has only one week to go. No, the world ahs waited for it, and it has finally happened. Katy Clay Walker has united, and we will never be the same. Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

The transition to a Primarily Friendly Banter podcast is nearly complete! Skating with the Stars has hit its midpoint, and the Ice Princesses have hit the end of their rope. Half of this episode is about anything other than SwtS, and that’s okay. Watch The Traitors on Peacock. Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

If you thought Skating with the Stars couldn’t get better, you were right. But if you want to hear about The Traitors, Taylor Swift, the Grammys, and Katy’s computer, you’ve come to the right place. Amy’s mom is either an enemy of the pod or a future guest. Katy loves falls. Chris had to re-record three dummy audio segments to cover recording glitches. So did you have fun tonight? Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

The coolest podcast of the week is here! The Ice Princesses (official name from now on?) watch the premiere of Skating with the Stars, and if you thought they were in equipped to talk about DWTS, just you wait. Amy flexes her skating knowledge on the others, while Katy teaches about Bethenny Frankel. And wouldn’t you know, Chris begins his dark descent into hating the show. At least we all have The Traitors. Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Welcome, friends, to Skating with the Stars! The ice skating spin-off that nobody asked for is about to recapped in a mini-series that nobody asked for. There’s also an explanation of Reality Von Tease, a debate on the pronunciation of Basinger, and a discussion of skating backgrounds. What else? Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

The end is here, and only one can hoist the Coveted Len Goodman Mirrorball Trophy. But more importantly, we have a big announcement that got decided as recording was happening. You will never, NEVER be able to guess what it is. Whereas it’s pretty easy to guess where Katy and Amy land on how this finale shook out. Listen, won’t you? Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Well. Katy is not having it. Amy is handing out Golden Boots and Jaunty Seh-VEHNs for all who deserve them. Chris is not even attempting to hold it together. DWTS has finally broken your Queens of the Night. This ep is an all-timer, folks. Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s a battle of the olds and the young on Tayla Swiff Night between the Queens of the Night, especially over one T-Swizzle single in particular! The quarterfinals only have one full dance per couple, which is unconscionable. Amy is starting a GoFundMe. Chris is a curmudgeon. Katy has hearts coming out of her hands. Happy ThanksgEvening, Swifties. Unfollow Scooter Braun, because if you don’t, that’s a misstep. And one misstep and I could be going home. Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@JMPPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Facebook at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, or on Instagram at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jmp.pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin