Internet Hate Machine

Welcome to the new Internet Hate Machine expanded universe! We explain where we've been, talk banning memes and share two nice things. Further information on those important memes • Gabriel Gundacker's 'zendaya Is meechee': https://twitter.com/gabegundacker/status/1043666739274252288?lang=en • Yuki the seal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/yuki-seal-video/ • Bongo Cat: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/09/the-bongo-cat-meme-is-our-light-in-the-darkness.html Credits • New theme by Evan Munro-Smith • Fresh graphics by Peader Thomas • Short clip of music from 'The Price Is Right Ending Credits' (YouTube) Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

The Hate Machine is going on a bit of a break after this episode but we'll be back soon! Before then, Bec and Chris talk through their fave times tables, if it's time to delete your Facebook, why you probably shouldn't change your name to Dr Spectre, never hearing annoying sites ever again and all the hot air surrounding hairdryer chicken. Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod The track Bossa Nova by Simon Mathewson is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License.

A zippy little pod this week as Bec makes her way through a maxi popcorn chicken, Chris craves the ability to switch between Twitter accounts, we talk tweetdecking (apologies for the loose definition), verification, the only words you should be able to say on Twitter, we offer up not the Bitcoin report, discuss WiFi mouse traps and plan a night out on Airtasker! Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

This week Chris and Bec create an audio minefield of horrors for you to try and get through! Clicking! Gross feet! Big eggs! Steamed hams! Russian propoganda propoganda! NEXT!!! Here's the link to the expertly crafted 'Steamed Clams Inc.' by NPCarlsson: https://youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

This week Bec and Chris finally give the people what they want with their Board Game Corner™, discuss the PM's internet, Facebook recognition, Google deleting your account, you deleting your Vero account and we bring you another lewd worst take. Apologies again for the lateness on this one, we're going to try to get back to your regularly scheduled podcast uploading soon. Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Neighbuzz host Vaya Pashos joins us for our big 4-0! We talk tumbling around in Tumblr, hear the most wholesome internet entrance ever, what it's like to win podcast awards, why Kony ruined everything, ask if you're feeling lucky greenie punks, discuss spiders, Fergie, bitcoin again for some reason and we give you both a faith-based worst take and a wintery best one. Apologies for the late delivery on this episode, you know how it is. Love Vaya on social media! • https://twitter.com/VayaPashos • https://www.facebook.com/neighbuzzpod • https://twitter.com/neighbuzzpod Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

COME ON, GUYS. IT'S TIME TO PHAST. We teach you how to see the world beyond your phone, mention the name 'Logan Paul' for the last time, possibly give a bad explanation of Discord, Bec speaks earnestly about Facebook killing comedy, Chris reveals why he's unemployable and we give you a wide range of beautiful and unique takes. Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Please, bring your bug spray, this episode is hella bugged. We talk shitty,shitty free wi-fi, the fake news media, non-existent lady Doritos, video stores disappearing, Facebook disappearing, Bitcoin disappearing and we bring you an R rated worst take that unfortunately doesn't disappear. Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Look, I'm just going to shout the contents of this episode at you: POISON POTATOES! NIGHTMARE FUEL! WII SHOP MUSIC (IT'S ACTUALLY THE MII CHANNEL MUSIC, SORRY)! LOGAN PAUL AGAIN FOR SOME REASON! FERRY MCFERRYFACE! THE SHORTYS! A TERRIBLE APP! DEEPFAKE! THE BEC-COIN REPORT! WORST TAKE! SHOWER RAT! THANK-YOU FOR READING! If you're ever in crisis and need someone to talk to, there are a lot of helplines there to listen. You can find a number in your area here: http://ibpf.org/resource/list-international-suicide-hotlines Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Chris and Bec talk distracting things, racist memes, whether the changing of a certain date is on the horizon, why you shouldn't trademark social justice movements, the cursed Bitcoin Report returns, we work through some Facebook themed worst takes and then chow down on some 'Tide Pods' thought nuggets. Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod