S5E57 - CORN STARCH AND BLASPHEMY (FREE PART)

  WTF is going on? Some blackademic retard pronounces EVERY graduates name wrong and nobody stops her. Ashton Whitty appears to be pursuing porn. Paid agitators are suing each other. Black Twitter is white. "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."

  Waxahatchee rocks, Night Beats rules, Fallout rots, Dusty slays, Eric Mays dies, whitey has had enough, and an ugly cripple is the most beautiful woman in the world.

  A.I. is making better and better songs unless they mention Gavin's chin in which case they suck. College students have never been dumber, Biden has never been more lost, and white people have never said, "Black ass."

  After a full week of abuse, it appears our host has finally had enough.

  Urban decay is everywhere, you keep sending us the same videos, young people need to man up, and some people still don't know what a number two looks like.

  After making fun of a guy who got raped, we listen to Ryan get pretty much everything wrong including: black people just stopped wearing glasses, a movie he hasn't seen is probably good, Shanin Blake is living her best life, Mr Good Luck is real, and Pilipinos aren't funny.

  There's something very suspicious about this "Assume That I Can" video going around. Are predators using Special Needs as a stepping stone to preying on kids? Also, Nicki Minaj wrecks songs, j-Lo is not from the block, The Gentlemen looks good, and did Star Wars' Leslye Headland get turned out by Harvey Weinstein?

  After lamenting the lack of interest most people seem to have in their day-to-day, we tackle so much breaking news, there's no time for the God Wheel. Vybz Kartel is innocent, Don Lemon scolds Don Lemon, Nex Benedict offed itself, Gamergate 2.0 is here, YesJulz is fired, and a Puerto Rican shot a black dude on the subway.

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.