Ep -293: Tales From The Crypt (S2-E10 & E14).

In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian dip into a new movie that promises a mob of widdle creeps headed straight earth to party like it's 1986. Could it be true? Is there a new gang of goobers in town? Is John Carl Buechler rolling over in his grave? The FM3 had to find out if the legends were true. They had to see if it was truly time to get FREAKO!?! Grab a seat and crack a cold can of "FART" Cola cause the stank of latex is filling the air and the only thing left to do is to join the party!

In this episode Jef picks the 90's classic "Bram Stoker's Dracula" for the crew to chew on! Arguably one of the most beloved vampire flicks this one is also so very 90's. Directed by the one and only Francis Ford Coppola and starring a who's who of 90's cinema this version might be the coolest we have ever gotten or will ever get. So grab a cape and some plastic fangs, it's time for Jef, Josh and Brian to Bram Stroke this classic vampire tale!   

Happy Halloween Listeners! It is the best day of the year and Jef, Josh and Brian are back together in the studio talking about Damien Leone's much anticipated Terrifier 3!! As October comes to an end and everyone's bellies are stuffed with candy, the FM3 can feel the chill in the air and cheesy christmas songs punching our earballs in the department stores! So slap on your Santa hat cause the Forever Midnight crew are gonna be spending the holidays smoochin' clown butt and thanking the dark lord for all the great horror flicks dropping this year! (Fast forward to the Terrifier 3 chat - go to 19:35)

In this episode the guys tackle yet another Top Dawg Patreon pick! This time around though the pick and name of the Patron are a little suspicious and we wonder if there may have been some greased palms in getting this movie chosen. Afterall the movie in question is "Night Of The Comet" from 1984, which some of you may know is one of Josh's faves. However the guys are excited to chat about this often underappreciated 80's horror/sci-fi gem. So kick back, stay hydrated so you don't turn into red dust or a teenage comet zombie and enjoy the episode! 

In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian sit down after just seeing Coralie Fargeat's newest film "The Substance".  Even though the guys had seen a trailer and had made up their minds as to what kind of horror film this one was going to be, The FM3 could not believe what they had just witnessed on the big screen and couldn't wait to talk about the spectacle that is "The Substance". Few horror films in history have left the crew as satisfied and entertained as this one and none of them had Demi Moore in them! It was as if this one was made for Forever Midnight! The craziest part of it all is that it seems other folks are enjoying it just as much and the guys couldn't be happier.  ALL HAIL CORALIE FARGEAT!!! (This episode starts off with some rants and tangents so if you would like to get right to the movie you can start at the 17:45 mark. If you have not seen this movie yet, do yourself a favor and go see it right away, this one is sticking around for a while.)

This week is very special, Jef, Josh and Brian made it to their 300th episode! What better way to celebrate than to dive head first into that big old demon dumpster and pick a film most have never heard of and or seen! That's right, The FM3 decided to grab "Highway To Hell" out of the grease and grime and give it a little spit shine as well as a spirited chat regarding this forgotten foray into the netherworld. The crew were excited to stand at the gates of hell and take in all this wacky wonky movie had to offer. While Josh seemed to love everything this flick delivered, Jef drove his nitrous VW down the line between love and hate leaving Brian in a 90's purgatory filled with every member of the Stiller family and not even a hot ass Kristy Swanson couldn't shake him free. Kick back and listen as The Forever Midnight crew churn out a meaty 300th for all you wonderful listeners! Thank you to everyone that has tuned in and supported these spooky dudes over the last 300 episodes! 

In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian are treated to another Top Dawg Patreon Pick!! This time around the  lucky ducks head back to jolly old Italy to check out a film that listeners have been asking the FM3 to talk about for years “Cemetery Man aka Dellamorte dellamore! This film is a horny wacky wild wonky ride from beginning to end. So kick back, take your pants off and enjoy this spirited chat about this beloved Italian horror classic as the Forever Midnight crew try to figure out how they really feel about it. 

Disclaimer: Please see this movie before listening. Spoilers ahead! In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian check out the new thriller by JT Mollner “Strange Darling”.  Since this film was very much not on the FM3’s radar, Brian scouted it out a couple days earlier and liked it enough to get Jef and Josh onboard with doing an episode even though they knew nothing about it. However Brian knew it checked alot of the things the guys like: a couple of horny folks, a smidge of serial murder, a dash of kink, and a pinch of wtf, all good things that add up to a delicious film. So again check the movie out before listening, you will be thankful you did! Enjoy!

In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian realized they had been talking about some higher caliber horror flicks as of late and needed to get back to some dumpster diving. The forgotten 80’s creature feature “Cellar Dweller” would do the trick!! This one is a John Carl Buechler joint and Brian for one couldn’t be happier to finally watch and talk about this crazy flick! You know how the FM3 love those little goobers, well get ready cause there is a huge Goober in this movie and he is an arteest! (This movie is available on youtube here: https://youtu.be/P8j2H1Pql2I?si=kWlRWf2BBy3njTzU  )

In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian watched the highly anticipated new film from Tilman Singer “Cuckoo”! The crew have a fun time trying to crack open and dissect this wild ass creature feature ride through the German Alps. Although they might have gotten stuck a little bit on the mating behaviors presented in the film and who can blame them?! Now sit back, relax and be sure to make your nest nice and cozy, don't forget your headphones and listen to the newest episode of The Forever Midnight Podcast! It’s sure to be a hoot!