Derek Waters - Massage In A Grocery Store

Actor and improvisor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick in the Progressive ads, St. Denis Medical) stops by as Jason describes how a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom, Daniel explains why a Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 during your spiritual awakening, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Bert Kreischer (Free Bert coming to Netflix, Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave) stops by as Daniel describes how a Florida man posed as a cast member and stole an R2D2 replica to prove he was worthy of a job at DisneyWorld, Randy explains why a US judge had to resign for wearing an Elvis wig in court, and Jason tried to tell a story but Bert got hung up on time zones, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince and Hims! Get your wardrobe sorted and your gift list handled with Quince. Don't wait! Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. 

Comedian and podcaster Cory Peter Lane (Business Casual, Stamptown) stops by as Daniel describes how a bouncy castle baron fire bombed his rivals, Randy explains how a couple was caught having sex in a jail lobby, and Jason warns against calling mall security and crying because a customer wants their watch fixed, and so much more!

Comedian Leslie Liao (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a couple that got caught having sex on a flight, Daniel explains how a Japanese government official drunkenly lost an important USB drive during a night out, and Jason warns against jumping off of a cruise ship to avoid paying gambling debts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, Quince, and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. Give and get timeless holiday staples that last this season with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.comDPT

Comedian and actor Carmen Christopher (The Bear) stops by as Daniel describes how a Brazilian woman married a rag doll, Randy explains how bulls escaped from a rodeo, and Jason warns against chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, BetterHelp, and Hims! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need. This month, don’t wait to reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist yourself, BetterHelp makes it easier to take that first step. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Eddie Pepitone (The Collapse) stops by as Daniel describes how man a with a whistling scrotum escaped death, Randy explains why a firefighter dropped "possibly" used tampons on her ex's lawn, and Jason warns against breaking into a stadium for a Diet Coke, and so much more!

Comedian Jenny Zigrino (Live Dates & Weekly Show) stops by as Randy describes how an IHOP waitress got charged with groping a customer, Jason explains why a woman put glitter and salt in her ex's engine, and Daniel warns against storing your meth in a mason jar, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/amazonterms for more info. 

Rock star, podcaster, and goblin John Goblikon (Right Now podcast) stops by as Randy describes how an Ohio officer was attacked by an inflatable pumpkin, Jason explains why a buriel was halted because a different casket was found in the grave, and Daniel warns you to beware the ice bandit, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Quince, BetterHelp, and Hims! This Halloween, make your pets be part of the celebration. Shop costumes, toys, and treats with Chewy! Go to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DUMBPEOPLETOWN to get $20 off your first order. Layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. This month, don’t wait to reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist yourself, BetterHelp makes it easier to take that first step. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.

Comedian Vince Caldera (Up & Coming) stops by as Jason describes how a man brought an emotional support alligator to a Pennsylvania Walmart, Randy explains why a Melbourne couple was "blessing sites" but were arrested for vandalism, and Daniel warns against trying to jump over a sink hole on a motorcycle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year.

Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! This World Mental Health Day, we’re celebrating the therapists who’ve helped millions of people take a step forward. If you’re ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.