DethRants: A Metalocalypse Podcast

With the main show behind us, it's time to move on to the two films; starting off with the all singing, some dancing "Doomstar Requiem - A Klok Opera". So grab your hot topic gift card and join us for a rant about Dethkloks (apparent) original manager, a not obscure at all Magnus, Skwisgaar's early look, no more Werner, very accurate internet depictions, some more boyband references and just generally struggling with the rock opera of it all. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

We've reached the end of Metalocalypse (the show at least) in the final episode "Church of the Black Klok". So choke on an apology as you join us for a rant about wrapping things up surprisingly quickly, Abigail's apparently vague fate, some questionable line delivery, Nathan's (not) first apology and a whole lot of exposition. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

We're almost at the end of the show and the end of Dethklok in "Breakup Klok". Grab a glass of whores blood wine and join us for a rant about the lack of public chaos, Toki's confusing motivation, Charles' slow reaction, CongressFace , Salacia actually doing something and the joy of Nathan scatting. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

The new album comes together as Dethklok falls apart in "Dethdinner". So tag us and then join us for a rant about not rescuing miners when you obviously could, Nathan being all desperate, the return of Rockso (and the kill count), getting drunk on a hunger strike and what Salacia actually wants. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

Dethklok return to the water to record a new album in "Going Downklok". Get ready to go down as you join us for a rant about the band being selfish lovers, Pickles somehow knowing Nathan's sex dreams, Twink Toki tempting Closetface, another low kill count and just what an orgasm should do. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

Murderface gets some cosmetic surgery this week in "Dethvanity". Suck on some lemons as you join us for a rant about the episode having the wrong name, missed opportunities for the kill count, Murderface's hilarious reason for being broke, Mono forgetting more season one details and Opeth's vocalist making a surprise appearance.Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

Let's all be pretend rockstars this week in Dehtcamp. Make sure you have you have your insulin & needles and join us for a rant about remembering Toki has diabetes (and everything on his checklist), working out a Magnus timeline, stupid ass rock camps, the Skwisgaar/Murderface combo and wanting a snowglobe more than we ever have before.Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

Dick Knubbler gets replaced this week as the band struggles in "Writersklok". So push the button for groupies and join us for a rant about tracksuits for secret meetings, defining a battleaxe, Gaddafi's girls, Skwisgaar's best line and Ciara knowing more about Jon Hamm's phallus than his filmography.Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

It's Toki's time to shine this week as he gets all the attention in "Bookklok". So pee your pants and join us for a rant about fun times with defibrillators, winding up Skwisgaar, power mad Toki, Charles' continued lax attitude and the return of the Dethklok Minute .Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

With the economy ruined, it's up to Dethklok to fix it in "Motherklok". Grab a chunk of giant Dorito and join us for a rant about Pickles' unexpected mommy issues, the reputation of realtors, some proper Dethklok mayhem, why triangular food is dangerous and if this episode should have been a 20 minute one.Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to [email protected] #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal