NFL Week 9 Recap: "Vote Fareed! Simms Sucks!"

(0:00) Chris tells us the strange things Big F*cker Phil has been up to.(6:35) TNF: Commanders at Eagles(11:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Packers at Bears(14:40) Jaguars at Lions(17:55) Raiders at Dolphins(22:25) Rams at Patriots(26:15) Browns at Saints(29:10) Colts at Jets(32:40) Ravens at Steelers(37:05) Vikings at Titans(40:50) SUNDAY LATE: Falcons at Broncos(43:10) Seahawks at 49ers(45:40) Chiefs at Bills(51:45) SNF: Bengals at Chargers(54:20) MNF: Texans at Cowboys(55:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) They guys are rising up the "eliter board"(3:55) #1 Bears fire OC Shane Waldron(27:45) #2 Steelers D gives Jayden Daniels first struggles(48:35) #3 Under-Talked About Jeopardy(52:55) #4 Under-Talked About Defenders(1:10:15) #5 BREAKING NEWS: Colts will start Anthony Richardson at QB this week(1:14:50) #6: Ahmed’s Buzz Watch - Bills vs Chiefs, Commanders vs Eagles, Ravens vs Steelers

(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck?(2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14(13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20(20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 28-27(25:55) Lions-Texans UPDATE(28:30) Bills def. Colts 30-20(34:20) Eagles def. Cowboys 34-6(39:30) Cardinals def. Jets 31-6(46:10) Vikings def. Jaguars 12-7(51:30) Chargers def. Titans 27-17(55:30) SNF: Lions def. Texans 26-23(1:05:15) Saints def. Falcons 20-17(1:08:05) Patriots def. Bears 19-3(1:12:30) Panthers def. Giants 20-17 (OT) in Germany(1:15:30) TNF: Ravens def. Bengals 35-24(1:17:30) MNF Preview: Dolphins at Rams

(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss(8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens(13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers(17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bears(20:30) Bills at Colts(24:10) Vikings at Jaguars(27:55) Broncos at Chiefs(31:10) Falcons at Saints(34:00) 49ers at Buccaneers(37:50) Steelers at Commanders(42:05) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Chargers(45:10) Jets at Cardinals(47:10) Eagles at Cowboys(51:05) SNF: Lions at Texans(53:25) MNF: Dolphins at Rams(56:20) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical"(4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10(25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling(42:55) #3 2 Stats & a Lie: Chargers D, Lions run game, and Lions D(48:15) #4 Lions defense smothers Packers in the rain(1:02:40) #5 Chargers league-leading defense(1:12:45) #6 Rams young and “freaky” defense (includes DraftKings)(1:20:15) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Dallas' demise, Bengals upset, and Jets resurrection?

(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living.(3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14(13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27(20:10) Commanders def. Giants 27-22(24:45) Falcons def. Cowboys 27-21(30:40) Rams def. Seahawks 26-20 (OT)(37:00) Cardinals def. Bears 29-9(43:35) Chargers def. Browns 27-10(49:45) Ravens def. Broncos 41-10(57:05) Bengals def. Raiders 41-24(1:03:00) SNF: Vikings def. Colts 21-13(1:07:25) Eagles def. Jaguars 28-23(1:14:20) Titans def. Patriots 20-17 (OT)(1:16:45) Panthers def. Saints 23-22(1:18:35) TNF: Jets def. Texans 21-13(1:21:30) MNF Preview: Buccaneers at Chiefs

(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown(5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets(9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons(12:55) Broncos at Ravens(16:00) Dolphins at Bills(19:15) Saints at Panthers(21:05) Raiders at Bengals(23:15) Chargers at Browns(27:00) Commanders at Giants(29:50) Patriots at Titans(34:20) SUNDAY LATE: Bears at Cardinals(37:50) Jaguars at Eagles(40:15) Lions at Packers(42:50) Rams at Seahawks(46:50) SNF: Colts at Vikings(51:20) MNF: Buccaneers at Chiefs(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Happy Goosey Night!(3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco(14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge(38:00) NFC #1 Seed odds: Are the Packers being overlooked?(40:55) #3 Kyler Murray spoils Tua Tagovailoa’s return(49:25) #4 Jameis Winston torches Ravens D(55:05) #5 Six days to Trade Deadline(1:02:45) #6 DeAndre Hopkins debuts with Chiefs

(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin(3:25) Commanders def. Bears(14:50) Browns def. Ravens(21:20) Texans def. Colts(26:50) Falcons def. Buccaneers(33:20) Chiefs def. Raiders(39:15) Eagles def. Bengals(44:25) Packers def. Jaguars(49:45) Lions def. Titans(54:50) Bills def. Seahawks(57:40) SNF: 49ers def. Cowboys(1:02:10) Patriots def. Jets(1:08:25) Cardinals def. Dolphins(1:12:30) Broncos def. Panthers(1:16:25) Chargers def. Saints(1:20:05) TNF: Vikings def. Rams(1:23:10) DraftKings MNF Preview (Giants-Steelers)

(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't?(6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams(10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals(13:55) Ravens at Browns(16:40) Titans at Lions(18:35) Colts at Texans(20:55) Packers at Jaguars(23:25) Cardinals at Dolphins(26:10) Jets at Patriots(29:50) Falcons at Buccaneers(33:50) SUNDAY LATE: Saints at Chargers(35:50) Bills at Seahawks(38:25) Panthers at Broncos(41:20) Chiefs at Raiders(43:40) Bears at Commanders(48:05) SNF: Cowboys at 49ers(50:50) MNF: Giants at Steelers(54:25) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues