The Valley Premiere Full Recap

What's up Bros?! In this weeks episode of the Valley, things are really starting to heat up. Jax brings Brittany into the bar so that she can finally give her input, although we think the only reason he did that was so that he could move the opening day up for football season... Meanwhile, Doute and Luke are still being cryptic about Michelle's secrets that could blow up her whole spot. Jesse tells Jax he'll be shocked if they make it even two more months without a divorce. Things heat up at Jax's mens hair growth product launch when they sit down to dinner. Doute is still on her moral high ground and starts calling out Jesse who is clearly in a mood. He lets us know that apparently his marriage coach had told him that his marriage is basically over. Jesse snaps and goes in on Doute. Things escalate waayyyyy too far as he starts to get aggressive and Luke steps in. Jesse ends up fighting his way through the masses in an attempt to get to Luke. This show is volatile, dramatic, and gosh darn-it it is GREAT TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sup Bros?? We watched this weeks VPR, and it seems as though the show is slowing down a bit. In this weeks episode, the main story line is that James doesn't wanna leave Hippie for a long weekend, to accompany his girlfriend to a close friends wedding. We do get a Jax and Brittany return to VPR and Jax was arguably the most enjoyable part of this episode. He and DJ James are hosting a brunch together at Sur, despite Lisa apparently knowing nothing about it. Jax and Lisa still aren't on great terms but after an awkward back and forth they seem to clear the air. Katie and Schwartz have never been better seemingly as their chemistry is through the roof right now. No, Katie shouldn't get back together with him, but watching them interact right now is kinda fun. They're both talking to the same girl, Tori, and it will be interesting to see where that goes. Brock and Scheana are still trying to figure their stuff out as far as communication and the nanny situation and what Brock's future/ career aspirations look like. Schwartz gets a tattoo and Sandoval is still dead set on them being roommates... The episode ends with a blowout at James' as Sandoval reminds Scheana that she was once the other woman... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up Bros?! We watched this weeks Martha's Vineyard and we are really enjoying this season. If youre not caught up yet, please do yourselves a favor and start watching, you won't regret it. in today's episode, Bria is having issues with Jasmine in regards to Mariah. Meanwhile, Bria also wants Preston to clear the air with Phil who was on the show for one episode last year before getting voted out. Is this genuine or is {hill just trying to find his way back onto the show? Jasmine lets the group know that she's pregnant and also that she's a little nervous about Silas potential getting extended on his deployment. Shanice and Alex smooth things over after she vents to the group on how the "google" incident affected her last year. Noelle and Summer get into it a little over Alex, and its becoming a little more clear that we think Summer definitely has feelings for Alex. All in all, the house is getting along pretty well and we think its time to get a lil more messy. Embrace some of the chaos, but overall this is a great show, a great season and we are looking forward to more! Time Stamps: intro: 0-7:20 SHMV: 7:28 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up Bros? We are back with Summer House and in this weeks episode, the vibes in the house overall are pretty solid. Everyones seemingly getting along for the past couple of weekends. Kyle and Amanda are in a good place post therapy, Carl and Lindsay haven't fought, things are going well. West and Ciara are still figuring things out but with this new modeling contract it sounds like both sides are a little unsure of what their future may look like. Carl and Danielle are in a good place as well but we see Danielle overstep with Paige during a night out in regards to her relationship with Craig. Paige claps back in a confessional and asks that Lindsay "takes her friend back because we've made a mistake". Carl and Lindsay discuss their future and Carl's offer to rejoin Loverboy, and while we don't agree with Lindsay often, we both felt that in this scene she was correct in her sentiment. She's ready for Carl to pursue a tangible career even if that means going back to Loverboy but Carl gets a little hot/ cold with her about it even though he seemed excited at the premise with other people... Is this the beginning of the end?? We all know it's coming so its only a matter of time... All in all, this season is hitting on all cylinders and having some fun nights with the crew going out is always enjoyable. Time Stamps: Intro (0-6:00) Summer House (6:00) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whats up Bros? We watched The Villa and it is our guilty pleasure right now. It's over the top, the drama is palpable and the cast is doing the most and it is working for us. In this episode, the dynamic in the Chateau shifts as the next guests arriving are a bunch of handsome single gentlemen. Before they arrive, Marciano (shocker) puts himself in a bad spot when he makes out with one of the guests. Not only does he upset Hannah, even though they aren't dating, he end up in hot water with LVP. Instead of firing him, he is banished to the dish pit all night while the rest of the cast parties with the new guests. Hannah vibes with one of the visitors but Gabriella ends up making out with Dan instead. Priscilla feels like she's having a hard time fitting in and Champagne Eric continues to do Eric things. All in all, this show is easy to watch and dammit its a blast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's Up Bros! It is our second episode of the day as we gotta get youse and us all caught up on the Bravo action! In this episode, we break down VPR. Ariana has agreed to sell Tom the house but there is still one major problem... Tom can't afford the house. Go figure. So he reaches out to Schwartz with one of the dumber ideas we've heard. Lets go get a loan together. Meanwhile, James and Ally have a discussion about what they want in the future. While James wants kids and a marriage, Ally doesn't necessarily share those same goals. Lala and Katie are still somewhat at odds due to last weeks fight. As we know they aren't currently speaking so this up and down we've seen all season makes sense. James and Sandoval get into it at Sandoval's "band" practice. Lala is picking her sperm donor and as we know, she is currently pregnant so congrats to her. It was a very nice scene actually as all of the ladies get to vote on which donor is the right pick. Scheana lets Sandoval know that she's dropping Apples her diss track about Sandoval, and all in all, this season has lulled a bit recently and we're wondering how this season will wrap up... Time Stamps: Intro: 0-6:33 VPR: 6:33 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is up Bros?! We are back with The Valley and who knew this would become one of our favorite shows right now. The drama is real, the characters are doing the most and it is all working for us. In this episode, Michelle and Jesse's marriage takes center stage. Obviously Jesse is a serious problem, but we learn that Michelle has also been hanging out with a famous Hollywood director for up to 9 hours a day at the Chateau Marmont. Luke "lets it slip" (Kristen told him) that he has information that could blow the whole thing up, alluding to potential cheating allegations... Jax and Brittany are showing more and more why they are currently not living together as we see how Jax treats her and the double standards set up in this relationship. She opens up to the group about their sex life, how Jax gets on her about drinking but goes out more than her amongst other things. Both Michelle and Nia relate to her as they are experiencing some similar things but Nia for different reasons. She opens up to Daniel and the audience about her high functioning depression brought on by postpartum. We always appreciate the real moments and we also love that Daniel is a supportive and understanding husband on these topics and has his wife's back (that's rare in reality tv especially on this show specifically). This show continues to deliver and we are looking forward to the rest of the season! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHAT IS UP BROS?! We are BACK baby and Steel is rejuvenated and ready to hit the ground running. In today's episode we are back with Summer House and this season continues to be great. Kyle and Amanda take center stage as their relationship frustrations are seeming to hit a boiling point. Meanwhile, Andrea returns to the house which is always a delight to see. Lindsay and Danielle have begun to rebuild their friendship and while it certainly doesn't look the same, it is nice to see that they are able to have a new friendship out of the ashes of last summer. Jesse Soloman brings his first lady friend back to the house. West is in Montana but as Ciara says herself, distance makes the heart grow fonder (these two are cute AF). Ciara meets with her modeling agent and it seems like her career is about to blow up which is amazing. Finally, we get a relationship coach (arguably one of the best we've seen on Bravo) sit down with Kyle and Amanda. It appears that a lot of their issues stem from their own individual insecurities. Will they be able to figure it out? Can Kyle finally compromise and think about a move from NYC to the Burbs? We shall see... Time Stamps: Intro: 0-3:33 Last week in Bravo: 3:34-9:20 Summer House: 9:25 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buonasera Bros! Steel reporting from Tuscany now (still, not a big deal) and we have a very fitting episode for youse. In todays Vanderpump Villa episode, we get to see Eric take center stage. Tensions flare between he and Stephen as we find out that Stephen originally interviewed for Eric's position. Throughout the day, Eric continues to change LVP's plans for the guests. When confronted by Lisa, he apologizes then talks to himself... And not like just a quick chat with himself... Like he fully talks to himself. Eric continues to go off the rails as the episode continues and you can tell he's starting to unravel. As we watch Harlan and her beautiful celebration with her friends regarding her facial regenderization surgery, we see Eric start to get more erratic as he starts drinking straight from the bottle. Meanwhile, Andre seems to be the most eligible bachelor as both Gabriella and Grace are developing feelings for him. All that and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up Bros?! We are back with Vanderpump Villa episode 2! In this episode we have the conclusion of the first guests in the house. Things were a little rocky and the crew has a lot to clean up. After watching much of the serving staff over-indulge on booze, take shots with the guests, argue in front of the guests, not tend the bar, bring out drinks late, there are a lot of things to clean up. LVP points out to everyone, we will not be tolerating men yelling in women's phases (Marciano to Telly) as we watched that scene escalate because Marciano was way too aggressive. Lisa has a side conversation with Telly and we learn that she has trouble making friends, but is simply misunderstood. We learn more about the housekeeping staff and what their goals are there as well as Hurricane Pro (Priscilla). We get a pretty good indication of just how toxic Marciano and Hannah are as we watch them fight relentlessly and Hannah takes a big issue with Priscilla because she's sitting down in front of Marciano... Yes we said that right. The group is prepping for Harlan's arrival who is undergoing facial regenderization surgery on her journey to transitioning to be a female. Will the crew rise to the occasion and deliver for the guests? Or is this in fact the Chateau Shit Show... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices