America’s Last Newsroom

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Did you know ... ... that the Ottoman Navy procured the Akhisar-, Antalya-, and Demirhisar-class torpedo boats from foreign countries as a diplomatic measure, instead of ordering warships for their capabilities? ... that a 32-year-old NFL rookie lied about his age in 2001? ... that the 1986 Greek constitutional amendment elevated the prime minister into a "parliamentary autocrat" by stripping away most powers of the president? ... that Byzantine commander Conon was killed by his own soldiers because he was accused of trafficking in and profiteering from their food supplies? ... that, in the 1936 Liechtenstein general election, the Patriotic Union received over 40% of the vote, but won only four of the fifteen seats? ... that VTuber Nekomata Okayu stars in two romantic visual novels? ... that the Gulf Coast Parkway, intended to supplement the storm surge-prone U.S. Route 98, was only built along roughly 2 miles (3.2 km) of its planned 36 (58 km)? ... that Swiss sculptor Oscar Wiggli used the sound of hammer blows in his electroacoustic compositions? ... that jerk off instruction content has been described as "a masturbatory trance experience"?

In a world full of information, three passionate hosts come together to bring you the news that matters most. Join them as they cut through the noise, share diverse perspectives, and deliver thought-provoking discussions on the stories shaping our times.   With insightful analysis, engaging conversations, and a commitment to keeping you informed, this podcast is your go-to source for understanding the issues of the day. Tune in for the latest updates, meaningful dialogue, and a fresh take on current events—because staying informed has never been more important.

Step right up my friends, it's time for another episode of NEWS, and this news is from America's Last Newsroom. Once or twice a day we get asked, what makes news news? There is no answer for that so often times, we ignore the request to define news. If we had patience, or interest in helping anyone with a question, we'd instruct you to go to the library. Any library would do. Next step. Get a library card. It should only take 5 minutes. Sometimes it takes 30 minutes, if Sheila is out on lunch. Once Sheila gets back, and you get your card, walk to the nearest help desk (not Sheila's desk) and then ask for reference help. Once the help desk librarian gives you a location for reference, walk to that location, do not run. Begin your search for an etymology dictionary. Do not use the entomology dictionary, use the etymology dictionary. Once you're using the correct etymology dictionary, flip the hopefully thousands of pages to the back and look for the letter N. Now, the word news, it should be in there, but it starts with an N and then the next letter is an E. Keep looking until you find N-E-W. New is not the word you're looking for, you're looking for N-E-W-S. Ok, now that you've found the page number in the index of where N-E-W-S is, flip to that page. You'll most likely accidentally read N-E-W but, again, that's not the word we want. We want N-E-W-S. The definition, or entomological definition should say something like: late 14c., "new things," plural of new (n.) "new thing" (see new (adj.)); after French nouvelles, which was used in Bible translations to render Medieval Latin nova (neuter plural) "news," literally "new things." Ok, that's step 1 in answering "What makes news, news?" Wait, did I say entomological? I meant etymological! Reread that part, it's etymological not entomological. Phewf! My mistake!!  We will begin step 2 at a later date.   

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Ever been to church? I have. What a place to be! It's got everything. Water, wine, books, pews, microphone, songs, music, and last but not least, God. This is one of the reasons church is so cool. The microphone part. The hosts of America's Last Newsroom also have microphones, and songs, and water, sometimes wine, no pews, songs, which are music, and God. You're probably wondering, God? Yep, he's here. Wait, i mean, she's here! Yes, that's right, God is a woman. I bet you didn't know that! Yep, it's controversial, but it's true. If you disagree, please email [email protected] 

The show description writer has been on summer vacation. I'm his fill in. Did you know that 60% of all timber harvested in North America before 1980 was destroyed in wood-waste burners? Me either! Here's another one. Did you know that the Indian government declared Vishwasrao Chowgule to be the wealthiest person in India in 1976 based on wealth-tax statistics? Hah! I didn't! Did you know that, in the Old Norse saga version of the story of Sir Percival, the nature of the Holy Grail is never explained? I did know that. One fact I did not know is that that Giorgio Valensin wrote an opera while working as a banker in Florence. Reminds of that one time when I was walking down the street and a guy shouts at me asking "hey did you know that the Cook Opera House transitioned from opera to vaudeville to cinema before ending as a venue for strippers and dirty comics?" I was like, sir, I did not know that. He said, "why don't you tell me a fact and see if I know it!" I really wanted to stump him, so I asked him ... did you know that singer Kanako Wada washed the uniforms of her college's rugby team while she was a student? ..... but you want to know the fucked up thing? He did know that. I don't know who he was, but he knew that fact. I should have asked him if he knew that Carrie Smith, the leader of the 1933 Funsten Nut strike, was known for picketing while holding a Bible in one hand and a brick in the other. He probably wouldn't have known! Ahh well.  http://www.americaslastnewsroom.com tips at americaslastnewsroom.com

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The Holden Commodore (VE) is a full-size car that was produced from 2006 to 2013 by Holden, the former Australian subsidiary of General Motors. Dubbed Holden's "billion dollar baby", the car was available as the Holden Berlina—the mid-range model—and the Holden Calais, the luxury variant; utility body styles were marketed as the Holden Ute. Succeeding the VZ series, the VE was the first iteration of the fourth generation of the Holden Commodore, a series of automobiles built between 1978 and 2020. Unlike its predecessors, which used Opel-sourced platforms adapted to mechanics and sizes that would suit the local market, the VE was the first Commodore entirely designed and developed by Holden in Australia. To minimize export redevelopment costs, features such as a symmetrical centre console housing a flush-fitting hand brake lever facilitated the conversion to left-hand drive. The VE was internationally badge-engineered as the Chevrolet Lumina, Chevrolet Omega, Bitter Vero Sport and Pontiac G8. Holden introduced the VE body styles in stages, beginning with the sedan in July 2006. Before this, the company stated they would manufacture two parallel generations of Commodores until the launch of the station wagon and utility. Variants by Holden's performance vehicle partner, Holden Special Vehicles, were released soon after the sedan's debut alongside the long-wheelbase WM Statesman/Caprice models. The VE Ute entered production in 2007, coinciding with the unveiling of the Sportwagon concept car. The production version of the VE Sportwagon—which shared its 2,915 mm (114.8 in) wheelbase with the sedan instead of the extended wheelbase from the Caprice, like previous models—was introduced in July 2008. Named the 2006 Car of the Year by Wheels, the VE frequently ranked as the annual best-selling automobile in Australia over its production run. Holden introduced updates to the VE as model year (MY) changes. Typically subtle, these recurring changes involved alterations to colours and trim, increased standard equipment and reduced fuel consumption. More noteworthy adjustments have come in the form of a smaller 3.0-litre V6 engine for entry-level versions and "Series II" styling revisions in September 2010.

It's that day again, it's podcast day. Let it be known that today is the podcast comes out. Always on a Thursday, this week it will once again be released on a Thursday. Thursday, aka Donnerstag, because Donner means thunder, and Thursday is really Thor's Day, or Thursday, is probably the best day for our podcast to come out. Why Thursday? Not sure, Devon said, let's release the podcast on Thursdays. I'm sure it has something to do with his schedule. Our schedules are none of your business, so don't ask any of us about those, just know that Thursday, or Thor's Day, is the podcast day. Let's raise a glass, to Thor!