Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special

Gripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies. 20% off shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN quince.com/BERN for free shipping and returns  15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 20% off at prettylitter.com/BERN with code BERN    

Bad roommates are a canon event, but they always make for a good story. The dialers are sharing some horror stories and we start to realize we might have been the bad roommates.  quince.com/BERN for free shipping 10$ off at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 25% off at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN $5 with code BERN when you download the Ibotta app  

There were some wild and juicy messages this week. We're giving more advice about relationships, trying stand up, and ruining wedding days.  Get cookware for 10% off at hexclad.com/BERN 40% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/BERN Get up to 43% off and a free gift at mudwtr.com/BERN  30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN 15% off sheets at bollandbranch.com/BERN

We're back this week with another advice episode. The dialers have found themselves in some sticky situations and we're giving our unprofessional advice.  $200 off exercise machines at tonal.com with code BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code BERN50  Get a new wireless plan at mintmobile.com/BERNER  Affordable luxury essentials at quince.com/BERN free shipping  25% off daily synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN  25% off shaving needs at shopflamingo.com/BERNER   

We've all fallen victim to buying items from targeted ads that seem like the cure to all our problems. This week the dialers are sharing the purchases they regret and have hidden from their spouses. And it's one of our favorite episodes so far.    20% off the best chips at masachips.com with code BERN Smell good with 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN  15% off at citylips.com with code BERNER 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 50% off haircare prose.com/BERNER   

What if we all stopped trying to make excuses and just said no? The moral of today's episode is "if it's not a fuck yes it's a no".    zocdoc.com/berner  Get 25% Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN 20% off better hydration at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 15% off bedding at bollandbranch.com/bern  25% off shaving needs at shopflamingo.com/berner with code BERNER 10% modern bidets at hellotushy.com with code BERN

Pets are the glue that hold our lives and our mental sanity together. But they have minds of their own and despite what we may think, they don't always listen to us. This week the dialers are sharing some wild pet stories. Some left us laughing and some left us cringing. 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com with code BERN $5 for registering on the Ibotta app with code BERN Get the best cat litter 20% off plus a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/BERN with code BERN Snack guilt free at masachips.com with code BERN for 20% off Get 20% off your CleanMyMac X subscription with code BERNERPHONE

The dialers are sharing the minor things that feel like a complete disaster. From incorrect food orders to stubbing your toe - days are being ruined nationwide. Luxury essentials at quince.com/bern for free shipping and returns Cut down on your wireless bill at mintmobile.com/berner Get ready to eat meals with 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50 with code bern50 10% premium cookware at hexclad.com/BERN  Get premium hydration for 20% at liquidiv.com with code BERN First skincare visit for $5 at apostrophe.com/phone with code phone  

We're back with another unprofessional advice epsiode. Becasue it's so much more fun to help other people with their problems than trying to solve your own. The dialers are navigating wedding stress, awkward family situations, and dating dilemmas.  Get the best chips for 20% off at masachips.com with code BERN 20% off shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN  nurx.com/BERN for expert mental health help Get 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN $5 off your skincare consultation at apostrophe.com/phone  15% off with code BERN at lumedeodorant.com  Upgrade your athletic wear at greatnesswins.com with code BERN for 25% off 

Nothing ruins your peaceful drive like a bad driver. Hannah doesn't have a driver's license but don't worry she still has plenty of opinons. This was a cathartic episode for Des who claims he doesn't have road rage.  Get 20% off better hydration at liquidiv.com w/ code BERN 50% off custom haircare at prose.com/BERNER 15% off luggage at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN  Make going to the doctor easy at zocdoc.com/BERNER Get 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com w/ code BERN