A Pint Of Cthulhu

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeThe hunters are scattered, Hank is trapped underground, and Dominicus makes a desperate escape from mind control. Meanwhile, Vance faces a horrifying creature on a moonlit beach — and decides to blow the whistle. His reward? Lady Maria herself. But will she help him fight Kos, or will Vance have an even bigger problem on his hands? A Pint of Cthulhu is back with more Bloodborne-inspired tabletop chaos.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeMatt returns from holiday with a fortnight of pent-up notes: £66 playgrounds, a suspicious jar of hot dogs, and a schoolkid singing very wrong lyrics. Then it's Bonfire Night conspiracies - Tartaria's mud flood, the Montauk Project, CERN's portals and the Black Knight satellite (spoiler: it was a blanket). Plus a hawk too fat to fly and the triumphant return of Dustbin Dan.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeHank’s transformation has taken a terrifying turn, and the hunters are suddenly facing a monster who used to be their friend. While the party scrambles to escape the parasite-infested cavern, Vance slips away and discovers another boss waiting in a secluded cove. But with a rope cut, a dangerous plan in motion, and attacks landing where they shouldn’t, nobody is getting out cleanly.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeJay guest-hosts while Matt heckles from the audience on holiday as we rank horror's biggest villains in the official Spoopy Boy Tier List - plus a shirtless flamingo kidnapper in Vegas, the Vegemite prisoner verdict, and the 2026 word of the year.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeThe hunters are still battling the enormous fish monster in the flooded fishing hamlet, while Vance clings to life in the well below. When the creature finally falls, its glowing parasites erupt everywhere—and infect Macy, Jeremy, and ultimately Hank. But Hank doesn't simply succumb to the infection. He transforms into a towering, tentacled beast, and something far more powerful has chosen him.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeMatt and Rich mark Halloween with Kimber's tarot readings, listener ghost stories and a biscuit-loving ghost. Expect eerie encounters, a bear-prank twist and the usual explicit British banter.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeVance is dragged into the depths again as Gertrude dives after him, while the rest of the hunters battle the giant fish creatures above. Just when they think they've weakened the monster, they discover something horrifying: it can heal itself by eating the parasites.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeCthulhu and Chill ep 28: AI-butchered film descriptions guessed live, a marsupial with a very short love life, Reddit's Am I the Arsehole, odd news and a rat job with a movie-star Mustang. Explicit. Send us your spooky stories: https://rss.com/podcasts/apintofcthulhu/voicemail/Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeThe hunters finally escape Dark Beast Pearl only to discover the flooded streets of the fishing hamlet hide something much worse. After finding strange lights and a mysterious well, the party is attacked by a gigantic pale creature. And while everyone fights for their lives, Vance gets dragged beneath the water into an apparently endless ocean.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeCthulhu and Chill, the banter spin-off of A Pint of Cthulhu, is back with Matt and Richard. This week: the Great Emu War of 1932, a round of badly described films, the final podcast swear count, Fat Bear Week results and some deeply questionable news. Explicit, British and live on Discord every Thursday.Call into the show https://rss.com/podcasts/apintofcthulhu/voicemail/Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerJoin us on our socialsTwitterHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuBSkyHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialjoin the discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink