The Town Charles Built. Meet: Poundbury.

It's a great week in the land of Windsors & Losers amid news that King Charles is doing well in his fight against cancer. We recap what this means for Charles's reign, as well as Prince William's engagement that mixed business casual with pints and the latest from the legal drama between Charles Spencer's estranged wife and current girlfriend.

What do you get the eco-friendly King who has everything? Why, a portrait made of "trash!" We recap the latest homage to King Charles, this one made of found materials, as well as a brewing controversy between the monarch and an only-in-Britain television design personality. Finally, we recap a delightfully informal royal engagement from Zara Tindall and muse as to whether or not more royal goings-on may be in her future.

What do you get the man who has everything? The keys to a garden kingdom neglected by his own parents for decades! King Charles marked his 77th birthday by unveiling some very idiosyncratic new gardens at Sandringham, one of his many stately homes. In less joyous news, we learn about the mauling (but fortunate recovery!) of Queen Camilla's grand-dog. And we curiously welcome Autumn with some spoken word from Princess Kate. 

Hot off the press: King Charles is eating lunch, and it's not what you think it is! A new royal book has a ton of never-before-shared tasty morsels, including speculation on the real reason Charles and Queen Camilla don't share a bedroom every night. All this, and the inside scoop on Kate and William's new home decor and how Camilla is honoring a late royal with her discerning choice in pinky rings.

A long-awaited reckoning comes for the former Prince Andrew, now simply Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. As the sun sets on Andrews time as a privileged son, we cast our spotlight to another royal offspring waiting in the wings… and yes, we are talking about Tom Parker Bowles. TPB raises the question himself of him becoming a prince, while unrest brews in King Charles’s model town, and Diana’s siblings offer a handful of unsolicited life updates.

A deep dive on where the royals went wrong handling Prince Andrew's ongoing misdeeds, a long-overdue introduction to the glorious word of conkers (a King Charles-endorsed 'sport'!), and new reminiscences from Anne Glenconner, former bestie of Princess Margaret. Join Eva and Allie for all this, and a ranking the week's Windsors and (of course) losers.

Another week, another report of feuding royals! And this time? It's Camilla and Kate. In happier news, a rowdy bovine party guest makes Charles's day. And in less happy news, William and Charles are clearly not singing from the same songbook despite their "Scotland Summit," which we always doubted anyway. All this and more in Windsors & Losers Weekly. (PS: It's a short one this week!)

The plot thickens between Charles, William, and Harry as the King and Prince of Wales meet for a "summit" in Scotland. How thick can this one plot get?! Meanwhile, Princess Anne reveals a new portrait with an iconic grimace and we find unexpected delight in Charles's latest eco-friendly scheme.

It was a week of state visiting in London — and some intrigue from Montecito. All we want to talk about is Queen Camilla’s appreciation for fine wine, her sold-out book festival (we *so* tried to get tickets), and her favorite bunion-busting footwear. We love a sensible Queen. Meanwhile, are Meghan and Harry sending their kids back to the UK for school? All this and more in Windsors & Losers Weekly.

Well — it happened. The long awaited Father Son Summit of 2025 took place last week, with Prince Harry visiting his father King Charles at Clarence House in London. What took place? We may never know. But we do know they had tea, the meeting lasted 55 minutes (lest anyone think Charles has a whole hour for his child), and that the whole thing is really bad for William. In other news, Kate and Anne were style twinsies and Paul Burrell released his long-awaited (by us) third book.