We Saved You a Spot

Jesus is coming like a thief in the night... and apparently so are the people stealing Mom's Halloween candy. 😂This week, we're starting with a conversation that's been on our minds: If we really believe Jesus is coming back, does that change the way we live? We all go through seasons where we're more intentional about our faith and seasons where we get comfortable, but what would our lives look like if we actually lived every day expecting His return?And speaking of thieves... somebody stole Mom's Halloween candy. So naturally, we have to discuss. 😂Hannah has also been watching WAY too many survival videos lately, which has apparently convinced her that she needs to acquire an entirely new set of skills. Unfortunately, her first attempt at using a ferro rod did not exactly inspire confidence in her ability to survive in the wilderness.We're also talking about the benefits of local, natural honey before heading into The Rest of the Story, where we meet a little boy who learned to cook out of necessity, grew up to have what can only be described as the world's most chaotic résumé, and finally found the thing that would make him famous at an age when most people would have assumed his career was almost over.And somehow, his story brings Mom right back to a BIG treat from her childhood. 👀Then we're reminiscing about first jobs and the things working taught us when we were young. Kids really WORKED back in the day, and while plenty still do, we're talking about why those first jobs, terrible shifts, tiny paychecks and early responsibilities can teach you things you just can't learn anywhere else.It's faith, stolen Halloween candy, survival skills, local honey, first jobs, and one incredible reminder that sometimes the best chapter of your life doesn't happen on the timeline you expected.Come sit with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

Mom and Grandma are back from their Georgia adventure, and apparently they packed a LOT into one trip. 😂They visited Dublin and Juliette, Georgia, made a stop at the real-life inspiration behind Fried Green Tomatoes, and Grandma even made friends with the rancher who puts on the whole festival. We also get into haunted houses and the one that scared Hannah so badly when she was just 13... because apparently childhood trauma makes great podcast content. Similarly, Barbi talks about one that she went to when she was just four that she STILL remembers!Hannah takes us back to her own high school Halloweens, when instead of trick-or-treating, she would collect nonperishable food for local homeless and women's shelters. And while we're talking about the South, we have to discuss the problem with kudzu... because if you know, you KNOW. 😂For The Rest of the Story, we're telling the story of an ordinary North Carolina farm boy who grew up milking cows, reluctantly went to a revival as a teenager, and ultimately spent his life sharing the Gospel with hundreds of millions of people around the world.His name was... Well, I guess you'll just have to listen to find out. ❤️And that leads us into a bigger conversation about what it actually means to live a good life. You can have a nice home, a family you love, a career, vacations, memories and everything this world tells us makes a life “good”... but for us, none of it means much without Jesus.Then, because we apparently can't stay sentimental for TOO long, we wrap things up with a new Pentagon initiative for military bases and one very important question:Do we need to start doomsday prepping?! 😂It's road trips, childhood memories, fried green tomatoes, kudzu, faith, family, and just a tiny bit of end-of-the-world preparation.Come sit with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

This week, we're talking about everything from the Blue Angels flying over Hannah's workplace to Abraham Lincoln's surprisingly wild past. And somehow, those aren't even the strangest parts of the episode. 😂We kick things off with a little work update, some incredible aviation sightings, and a VERY important question: How did dogs become dogs, and how much of their personalities comes down to breeding? Because apparently, we have some thoughts.Then we're diving into ancestry discoveries, family history, and Mom's recent trip to Washington State for Uncle Gary's funeral. It's a conversation about family, the people who shape our lives, and the things we hope others remember about us when we're gone.For The Rest of the Story, Hannah introduces us to a six-foot-four frontier wrestler who wasn't afraid to take on the toughest guys in town. And believe it or not, that man would eventually become one of the most recognizable presidents in American history. But Hannah isn't finished with Honest Abe just yet. She's gone down a historical rabbit hole involving theories about Lincoln's ancestry, possible Melungeon connections, and whether there might be more to his family history than we were taught in school. 👀Plus, Hannah is giving Casey a haircut, we're responding to a listener's comment about weddings, we're making plans for a trip to the zoo, and Mom shares some memorable words from the late Mike Ditka.It's history, family, conspiracy theories, a little controversy, and plenty of the usual rabbit trails.Come laugh with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

This week, we're covering the important things in life: church pews, clogged toilets, Mickey Mouse, Bass Pro Shops, and why you should NEVER show up to Hannah's house early. 😂Mario and Juli somehow ended up with one of the pews from our old church in their house, which sends us down memory lane before we move on to a much more pressing question: what do married couples do about bathroom situations they simply do not discuss? Because when the toilet is clogged and you can't fix it yourself... eventually, somebody has to confess. 😂Isla has been sick, but Hannah, Barbi, Casey, and Zane have officially perfected the sick kid setup, complete with measured medicine, documentation, and a system that makes those miserable nights just a little easier.Then it's time for The Rest of the Story, and this week we're going back to a teenage boy who lied about his age, headed overseas, drove ambulances in postwar France, and spent his spare time drawing. And unlike last week... Mom DIDN'T figure this one out until the end. 👏😂We also have a very important update from HB, who has officially made his podcast debut talking about his favorite place: the fish store. You may know it as Bass Pro Shops.Mom has also decided that instead of buying the grandkids more toys, we're giving them “no no” gifts this year: spray bottles, cardboard boxes, canes, Grandma's glasses, magnifying glasses... basically all the things they're constantly being told they can't play with. Honestly? She may be onto something.Plus, Rocky VI is coming out and we're all excited! On top of that, we're talking about Mom's dream for a truly hometown Jacksonville radio station... Spoiler alert - there's a few and we mention them! And to end the episode, we're settling another etiquette debate:Is it ever okay to show up to someone's party EARLY?!Because Hannah and Barbi have thoughts. 😂Come hang out with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

This week, we start with a little housekeeping from Mom, including an important lesson in how to actually speak into a microphone after 181 episodes. 😂 Then Hannah has an update on her back, and somehow a conversation about Jeff Foxworthy turns into the realization that apparently having a grandson can bring out a little bit of redneck in anybody.For The Rest of the Story, Hannah tries to stump Mom with the incredible story of a woman who was too tall for the military, ended up working for the precursor to the CIA during World War II, and even had a hand in a top secret shark repellent project. Unfortunately for Hannah... Mom figures out who it is almost immediately. 🙄😂Then we're getting into wedding etiquette, because we have questions. If your invitation doesn't include a plus one, is it okay to ask for one? How much does each wedding guest actually cost? What happens when someone doesn't show up? And what do you do when someone brings an unexpected guest anyway?And yes... Hannah and Casey may have a story about that last one. 👀It's family updates, questionable redneck tendencies, secret wartime intelligence, wedding controversy, and the usual rabbit trails in between.Come laugh with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

The fan favorite is BACK. ❤️This week, Grandma Jann pulled up a chair, let her guard down, and gave us the completely unfettered, unfiltered version of herself... and honestly, we could have listened to her all day. 😂We talked about the good old days, the stories that have been told a hundred times, the ones we somehow had never heard before, and all the little pieces of our lives that have been intertwined across three generations. And somewhere along the way, Grandma apparently decided she had absolutely nothing to hide, which made this one of the funniest and most genuine conversations we've ever had with her.There are stories, memories, lots of laughing, a little reminiscing, and plenty of moments where we remembered exactly why Grandma Jann is a fan favorite.This episode doesn't really feel like an interview. It feels like sitting around the kitchen table with your mom and your grandma, talking about life until you realize hours have gone by.So if you need a laugh, a little nostalgia, or just want to feel at home for a while, come sit with us.We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

This week, Hannah is settling into her new HR role, and let’s just say… work is workin’. 😂 There’s a lot going on, she’s learning a ton, and some days are just a little more stressful than others. Meanwhile, we have some questions about delivery services, accountability, and why getting something delivered when they said it would be delivered apparently feels like asking for a miracle.Then things get medical... sort of. Hannah tells us about a pimple situation that went VERY wrong, Mom shares what happened to Dr. Pimple Popper, and somehow we also end up discussing anesthesiologists, back problems, and Hannah's return to retainers after pretending they didn't exist for entirely too long.But there are sweet moments too. We talk about answered prayers, including Hannah's retainer saga and one of Mom's favorite stories about praying over Grandma's missing keys. HB has also apparently developed a caffeine vocabulary, because he knows exactly what Mom and Grandma mean when they start talking about getting coffee. 😂Mom gives us an update from Madison, Florida, introduces us to her latest obsession with the woodpeckers at the backyard bird feeder, and we recap our Harry Potter movie night, complete with foods that had names almost as entertaining as the movie.And for Hideous and Horrific History, Hannah brings back The Rest of the Story with the incredible true story of a young serviceman who survived a terrifying plane crash in the Pacific, swam for his life, and eventually found himself in a career where danger, grit, and a certain squint would make him one of the most recognizable men in Hollywood.You'll have to listen to find out who. 👀It's chaotic, it's funny, there's a surprising amount of pimple talk, and somehow we even learn something.Come sit with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

This week, we’re finding God in the little things… including some seriously cool new technology and a moment with Meghan that made us stop and say, “Okay, God. We see You.” Hannah cuts Mom’s hair and, against all odds, it was actually GOOD. 😂 Casey may or may not be getting a new truck, Dad brings us his quote of the week, work is still workin’, and apparently Grandma can make a friend absolutely anywhere, including with a flight attendant at 30,000 feet.Then, because one Grandma story is simply never enough around here, we’ve got another one that had us saying, “Yep. That tracks.” 😂And for Hideous and Horrific History, Hannah tells the incredible story of a little girl named Edda, a child who lived through Nazi occupation, starvation, war, and unimaginable loss before the world would eventually know her by another name: Audrey Hepburn.It’s funny, meaningful, a little chaotic, and somehow it all fits together. Come sit with us. We Saved You a Spot. ❤️

This week, Hannah and Barbi start with a conversation about some of the quotes that have stuck with them over the years, the labels people put on us, and why we don't always have to accept them as our own. There are also a few God winks along the way... and somehow, cauliflower ear makes its way into the conversation, too. Because of course it does.Then Hannah recaps her family's trip to Steinhatchee, from scalloping and time on the water to all the fun that came with getting away for a few days. Barbi shares some of her own history with Steinhatchee, and they talk about what makes that little corner of Florida so special.And finally, Hideous and Horrific History is back! Hannah takes everyone to the Caribbean island of Martinique in 1902 for the incredible and devastating story of Mount Pelée, the destruction of Saint-Pierre, and one survivor whose terrible circumstances may have been the very thing that saved his life.It's thoughtful, funny, fascinating, and occasionally a little horrifying... which feels about right for us. Come hang out with us. We saved you a spot!

This week, Hannah and Barbi are back with one of those episodes that somehow manages to be sweet, funny, fascinating, and just a little bit horrifying all at once.They talk about those little “God winks” that seem to show up at exactly the right time, the importance and adventures of date nights, and plenty of everyday life in between. Then Hannah brings back a little Hideous and Horrific History, sharing some true stories from the past that prove once again that history is considerably stranger than anything we could make up.There are laughs, meaningful moments, some history you may wish you could unlearn, and plenty of conversation along the way. It’s a little bit of faith, a little bit of life, and a little bit of “WHY DID PEOPLE DO THAT?”Come hang out with us. We saved you a spot!