Unbecoming Sister Wives

Christine says the women are blobs, Hunter and I have the same laptop bag, and I remember who Chud Nathan really is for like the fifth time

Meri and Christine talk things out but DON'T work things out because she's married to David now, Janelle looks at some bees, and then a jeweler confesses he's never had three ex-sister wives come in together to melt down their wedding rings

We unpack that crazy instagram video from this weekend, Janelle dances the night away, Meri brings her dog on a date, and we find out Christine is an autumn.

Meri hangs out with her sycophantic friends for her birthday, Truely climbs behind the wheel with her cool new haircut, and Janelle gets analyzed

The ladies are still talking about the trauma of sharing a kitchen 20 years after they stopped having to do it, Meri goes on a maybe date with Ron, and Janelle talks to some lady who wrote a book about relationships or something

We open this new era by talking about Coyote Pass for the ninth straight season, making vague statements about each other, and hemming and hawing about being in the same room for a few hours. Great sign for the future of this show!

So what now?

In the final episode of Season 20, Kody yells about Meri getting catfished, Robyn says she doesn't owe anyone an apology, and Suki fails us one final time

Kody thinks David doesn't know jack sh*t and his info all comes from polygamous construction workers, Janelle continues to be weird about her relationship with Kody, and Meri gets honest with us about her feelings regarding the sister-in-law to sister wife pipeline​

Robyn and Kody talk in circles while directly contradicting each other but also insisting they are embodiment of honesty, Janelle insists there was no backdoor deal, and David gets all riled up