The Vesta Clinic

Join to discuss the past season! We talk Muppets, accent work and musicals!  This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic!  With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier! Content warnings: swearing; brief reference to racism/xenophobia and American politics 

Happy new orbit!  We'd love to answer any questions you might have about season 2! Send them in via this link here! https://forms.gle/KypucNP213TEJUYz8 ✨ You can also send in submissions for season three here! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 🩺  

Date: 89/1/2733 Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human  Patient ID: 5318008    It’s important to get the best grade in patient.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor. Music by Ruby Campbel and AMC.  Credits read by AMC.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   A huge thank you to the amazing people who submitted ideas for season two! If you have an idea you’d love to see in the show please get in touch via our website! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Our Patrons get bonus stories and additional bloopers for each episode! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can always find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org BEEP.wav by anthonychartier2020 at Freesound.org    Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 7; Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 8; Cracking open a raw egg, yolk dribble and squelch; all form Zapsplat.com    Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character  

Patient: NOSL11 Date: 88/1/2733 Patient ID: 77347785   Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour   Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Cash register.wav by IllusiaProductions -- https://freesound.org/s/249952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Small metal object tap, knock on glass window 1 by Zapsplat.com   Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP]   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨   The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Thanks, Doc’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen  Date: 578/2/2729 Patient ID: 0978372   Presenting Complaint: Gill pain   I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Soill’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop splash around, soak; Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop movements, splashes, rinse out 2; Mop rinse out water into plastic mop bucket; Humpback whale song, noise isolated; Water pour out of plastic bucket onto concrete, very fast; Plastic empty bucket drag on hard ground; Hair gel squeeze from plastic pouch, squirt 1; Rubbing sunscreen, suncream in hands 1; Motorcycle helmet take off, slide off head; Hollow metal pole, snapped broom handle, set down on concrete surface 2; Motorcycle helmet set down hard with visor vibrate, rattle 1 from Zapsplat.com  Wet Swab by Kastenfrosch -- https://freesound.org/s/521948/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 dustpan_bucket_toppled.wav by mezcel -- https://freesound.org/s/339905/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Squeaky Scrape 34 by Department64 -- https://freesound.org/s/669042/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

Date: 80/1/2733 Patient: Exal None, Human  Patient ID: 5681938 Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38   Presenting Complaint: Headache    You just buffered, mate.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC   Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

Date: 73/1/2733 Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human.  Patient ID: 77347786    Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions    Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org; Sci-fi glitch, servo shutdown; Science fiction, digital organism, glitches; Laptop notebook put down on table; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 2; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 3; Plastic tape measure place down on wood surface; Tablet computer slide on table, pick up; Metal filing cabinet open and close from Zapsplat.com   Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

Patient: ????? Date: ?????? Patient ID: ??????   Presenting Complaint: ?????   Send message.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari  AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Jobsworthl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Garden Ambience.wav by mixxythepixxy -- https://freesound.org/s/348011/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Gore, small organ or bloody flesh or guts short movement, squelch; USB A cable plug in 2; Body impact, gore, bone break with flesh and blood squelch. Version 3; Science fiction machine, pulsating; Game sound, trumpets fanfare, completed, finished; Lid remove from small metal tin 2; Lid place onto small metal tin 3;  Person roll over in bed on mattress; Ambience of countryside with single bee occasionally flying around; Metal kitchen scales set down on surface 4; all by Zapsplat.com    Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness 

Date: 64/1/2733 Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan  Patient ID: 9583928    Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising   Sec asks exactly the right questions.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death