The Size 15 Runner Podcast

“The absolute worst” The Size 15 Runner ranks the worst running shoe logos from worst...to worst (2:11); he is so very proud to help Mattel launch their all-new, extremely fragile “Runner Ken” Doll (13:34); and he gets very hokey and creates hoaxes as he reviews the HOKA Bondi 9 (20:32).

The insufferable The Size 15 Runner previews the insufferable new season of “The White Lotus” featuring the most insufferable runner (2:10); he plays the role of windbag and feels quite winded as he gives a long-winded rant on the downside of shoe updates (14:36); and he reviews the Brooks Glycerin 22 as he douses himself in a variety of products containing glycerin (22:37).

The Size 15 Runner is quite literally kicking and screaming as he hosts MTV Kickz (2:30); he does his worst Bill Maher impression as he declares more of the “New Rules” of Running (16:15); and he lets clouds cloud his judgement as he reviews the ASICS Gel-Nimbus 27 (26:17).ASICS Gel-Nimbus 27 — There’s nothing flashy about the Gel-Nimbus 27. No plate. No fancy foam. And it’s heavy. Perhaps most damning, it’s not very attractive. Also, its name is kind of lame. Yet, despite all of that, find out why The Size 15 Runner absolutely loves this shoe.New Rules of Running Pt. 3 — You think you knew the rules of running? Think again. And then think yet again. Get ready to have your running perspective turned upside down, diagonally, and side to side, as The Size 15 Runner boldly declares more of the “New Rules” of Running.MTV Kickz —Host The Size 15 Runner scours this great nation in search of the greatest running shoe rotations to showcase on MTV’s hit show! Catch exclusive clips of this season’s debut episode, including a shocking twist!thesize15runner.comNewsletterInstagram

The useful The Size 15 Runner uses his expertise to usefully present the top 5 most useless shoe updates (2:42); he undergoes the severely controversial Severance procedure to sever his relationship with running (15:04); and he shares his whirlwind of emotions on the Saucony Hurricane 24 (27:09).Saucony Hurricane 24 — Despite its problematic name, this is the rare stability shoe that should work for both neutral and pronating runners. Whether it’s referring to the number of partners in a steaming hot lovemaking session, or scoops of ice cream on a hot summer day, two is always better than one. Case in point: The Hurricane pairs PWRRUN PB with PWRRUN for quite the enjoyable ride.Severance for Runners — Lumon Industries is proud to introduce an innovative new procedure for those runners who have a love/hate relationship with the sport. Most of the side effects are harmless…mostly.Top 5 Worst Shoe Updates — There have been some great shoe updates over the past year! Unfortunately, The Size 15 Runner is here to talk about the horrendous shoe updates over the past year—updates that do not enhance the shoe in any noticeable or meaningful way, and do not elevate the experience of running in the pair.thesize15runner.comNewsletterInstagram

The Size 15 Runner offers the worst advice on avoiding the worst running mistakes featured in the worst New York Times article (2:36); he explains the fascinating science behind the runner’s high—as well as the social studies, mathematics, and geography behind it (14:54); and he reviews the Brooks Ghost Max 2…the update to the Brooks Ghost Max 1 (25:20).Brooks Ghost Max 2 Review — The upstanding The Size 15 Runner is upbeat as he reviews the update to the Brooks Ghost Max which has an upgraded foam…and a noticeable uptick in weight.Worst Running Mistakes, Pt. 2 — The New York Times published an article describing the worst mistakes runners make. The Size 15 Runner published this podcast episode describing why these aren’t actually mistakes.Science Behind the Runner’s High — Discover the science, geography, and mathematics behind the only natural high you'll ever get, and the only high you’ll ever get without putting anything in your body! That's right: Say goodbye to injecting, snorting, smoking, and swallowing!thesize15runner.comNewsletter Instagram

The Size 15 Runner makes at least 3 mistakes addressing a New York Times article on the worst 3 running mistakes (2:15); he attempts to make running shoes great again—despite the fact they’ve currently never been greater (12:30); and he reviews the underrated and EVA-plated ASICS Glideride Max—a pair that has him gliding and riding with joy (23:11).ASICS Glideride Max Review — ASICS’ newest plated shoe with FF BLAST MAX isn’t just another max cushioned daily trainer; it’s one of the most versatile. The “basket case” aka The Size 15 Runner makes the case for why it’s also one of the most underrated shoes. What case will you make?Make Running Shoes Great Again — Running shoes were once great; sadly, they are no longer great. Fortunately, The Size 15 Runner’s Department of Running Shoe Efficiency (DORSE) has developed a 3-point plan to cut inefficiencies from running shoes.Worst Running Mistakes, Pt. 1 — The New York Times published an article describing the worst mistakes runners make. The Size 15 Runner published this podcast episode describing why these aren’t actually mistakes.Newsletterthesize15runner.comInstagram

The Size 15 Runner wears a blindfold and tries to determine if running shoe love is blind as he launches a new season of Netflix’s “Shoe Love is Blind” (2:21); he questions the question of whether running shoe colorways actually matter and what color preferences say about runners (15:25); and he takes it to the max as he reviews the max-cushioned, nitrogen-infused Brooks Glycerin Max (29:50). Brooks Glycerin Max — With the exception of its weight, the Glycerin Max is a huge (pun intended) upgrade from the regular Glycerin in every category. With its unique DNA Tuned midsole and one-of-a-kind looks, the Glycerin Max isn’t just another max cushion shoe. It’s one of the best, most fun, and stylish shoes of the year, in any category (spoiler alert). Shoe Love is Blind — Can runners fall in love with a running shoe before seeing it? Find out on a new season of Netflix’s True Love is Blind! Blindfolded contestants will use each of their senses—except for sight—to try and determine if it’s “shoe love” at first smell, touch, hearing, and even taste! Do Shoe Colorways Matter? — Are all running shoe colorways created equal? Should runners pretend to be “colorblind” when shopping for running shoes? Why do companies charge more for different colorways? Let’s tackle this crucial topic! thesize15runner.com Newsletter Instagram

The Size 15 Runner shoves fantasy football to the side as he shoves a fantasy running league down your throat (2:56); he does the absolute worst job presenting the absolute best running shoes of the year (13:51); and he excuses his pathetic Richmond Marathon performance with a variety of pathetic excuses (29:50).Best Shoes of 2024 — Wow! What an awesome year it was for running shoes! Of course, we say that every year. Looking for the definitive list of the year’s best daily trainers, race day shoes, max cushion kicks, and much more? You’ve found it!Fantasy Running — You’ve heard of fantasy football, NOW, get ready to hear about all the fun you’ll have in a fantasy running league! It’s a ball of fun—and there’s not even a ball involved!Richmond Marathon Recap — The figurative stage was all set for The Size 15 Runner to run under 3 hours in “America’s Friendliest Marathon.” And then he figuratively tripped and fell and landed headfirst on the figurative stage. Luckily, he literally came prepared with a variety of excuses for his pitiful performance.thesize15runner.comNewsletterInstagram

The Size 15 Runner still isn’t on his best behavior—he’s on his worst behavior as he discusses the worst shoe companies (3:13); he details in great detail what makes the best shoe reviewer in the game…the best shoe reviewer in the game (16:20); and he gets icky with it as he describes the ways runners give him the “ick” (26:55). Worst Shoe Companies Part 2 — The Size 15 Runner finishes skewering the rest of the idiotic names of shoe companies he didn’t cover in the previous episode. Best Shoe Reviewer — What makes the best shoe reviewer in the running game the best shoe reviewer in the running game? The Ick — The Size 15 Runner names more of the insufferable behaviors of runners that give him the “ick.” thesize15runner.com Newsletter Instagram

The Size 15 Runner isn’t on his best behavior—he’s on his worst behavior as he discusses the worst shoe companies (2:52); he underwhelmingly presents an all-new underwhelming version of the “Real World” reality show that overwhelmingly no one asked for—“Real World: Running Edition” (14:30); and he rules with an iron fist as an unruly rule maker who declares more of the “New Rules” of running (27:27). Worst Shoe Companies — First, he roasted shoe brands’ idiotically-named midsole foams in episode 21. Then, he mocked their idiotic mottos in episode 30. Now, he’s back to skewer their idiotic names in episode 41. New Rules of Running — Back in Episode 35, The Size 15 Runner so boldly declared the “New Rules” of running. You didn’t really think those were the ONLY "New Rules" of running, did you? Now, he’s back to present…more of the “New Rules” of running. “Real World: Running Edition” — What happens when runners stop being polite and start getting real? Find out in the latest season of Real World! thesize15runner.com Newsletter Instagram