The White Lotus (w/ Rena Distasio) **TEASER**

Irish Spring by Colgate-Palmolive (1970) + Ken Annakin's The Pirate Movie (1982) +  Renny Harlin's CutThroat Island (1995) +  Gore Verbinksi's Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) with Paul Suda 12/14/25 S7E88 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Yatagan by Caron (1976) + The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper (1826) + Michael Mann's The Last of the Mohicans (1992) + George B. Seitz's The Last of the Mohicans (1936) with Doug Oswell 12/12/25 S7E87 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

La Vie Est Belle by Lancôme (2012) + Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India, and Indonesia by Elizabeth Gilbert (2006) + Ryan Murphy's Eat, Pray, Love (2010) 12/5/25 S7E86 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Legendary film critic Armond White joins the continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist for a wide-ranging conversation about the tragic state of cinema in 2025, modern film criticism as fake news, the greatness of Robert Altman and D.W. Griffith, and memories of Jade East and English Leather. 12/2/25 S7E85 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Gentleman by Givenchy (1974) + And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie (1939) with Alec Mouhibian of Filthy Armenian Adventures 11/30/25 S7E84 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Escada Margaretha Ley by Escada (1990) + David Jacobs' Knots Landing season 13 (1991-92) + Jonathan Sanger's Obsessed (1992) with The Eternal Dillards 11/24/25 S7E83 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Le Male by Jean Paul Gaultier (1995) +  Pet Shop Boys (1981- ) + Jack Bond's It Couldn't Happen Here (1987) with Zane and Jocko Homo 11/23/25 S7E82 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Ma Dame by Jean Paul Gaultier (2008) + Daisy Von Sherler Mayer's Party Girl (1995) + Mark Waters' The House of Yes (1997) + Jill Sprecher's Clockwatchers (1997) + Michael Walker's Price Check (2012) with Adriana 11/23/25 S7E81 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Euphoria by Calvin Klein (2005) + Blondie (1974-82, 1997- ) + Gregory Dark's New Wave Hookers (1985 with Jared Rio Hollingsworth de Leon 11/20/25 S7E80 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.  

Truth or Dare (2012) and Truth or Dare Naked (2012) by Madonna + Alek Keshishian's Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991) + Julie Brown and John Fortenberry's Medusa: Dare to Be Truthful (1991) with Lauren 11/16/25 S7E79 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.