The Thief

"A Huddle-close Yarn" is a wintry tide-me-over between seasons of The Thief. Originally published Winter 2024, I've remastered it to bring you all good tidings. Huddle close around the fire with the other never-wanted, the weather's dropping, and listen carefully to the yarn spun by Aebbe Half-hand about a certain never-do-well who used to sit right where you are - before she ungratefully ran off: Symphony, the eponymous thief herself.The second season of The Thief is publishing right now for patrons on patreon.com/thethief, and will be available for everyone in the spring. CreditsWritten and produced by Michael SchofieldPerformed by ⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠ (⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠YouTube⁠)Music by ⁠⁠Tabletop Audio⁠⁠ (see usage statements).This episode of The Thief was produced at the time by our thegns ⁠Nandi K⁠, ⁠Amzylee⁠, Trei Brundrett, Andy McLellan, Eudico, Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Mike Atchley, Patrick Myers, and Cordelia Black. Joining them this year: Kari Sutcliffe, Patrik Deraković-Rakas, Ivan Duch, Lucas Duff, Jen, Kier Hodgson, Hannah Radcliff, Jeremy Román, Charles Villard.You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff on patreon.com/thethief.

While the next season of THE THIEF is around the corner, I want to introduce you to something else I'm making. It's a horror story, a Walking Dead TTRPG, set in 1995 - and I think you'll dig it.The Young is a coming-of-age actual play in which a strange sickness spreads through Nokomis County, Michigan, in the summer of '95 - the year Camp Whippoorwill closed for good. This is a horror story.On the long weekend before the campers arrive, the new teen junior counselors and cabin monitors for the summer of '95 - the "camptains" - reunite at Camp Whippoorwill. CreditsNandi Allman as Ta-tyanaEmily Morse-Lee as MindyMadeline Victoria Posner as AlPatricia Wires as TaraThe Young is produced by the players 🖤, who are playing pretend with me for free.Listen however you like: Apple, Spotify, Overcast, Pocket Casts, and the rest.

“A Huddle-close Yarn” is an interlude — a kind of tide-me-over — between seasons of The Thief. Listen or read the story entirely out of context: it is spoiler free, and it doesn’t require having listened to the first season. The Thief is a labor of love. Refer just one rogue and earn your way into the fyrd.A full transcript is available.CreditsWritten and produced by Michael SchofieldPerformed by Emily Morse-Lee (BlueSky, YouTube)Music by ⁠Tabletop Audio⁠ (see usage statements).The Thief is produced by the fyrd: our thegns Nandi K, Amzylee, Trei Brundrett, Andy McLellan, Eudico, Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Mike Atchley, Patrick Myers, and Cordelia Black.You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

A Winter Parable of a Rich Man's Comeuppance “A Huddle-close Yarn” is an interlude — a kind of tide-me-over — between seasons of The Thief. Listen or read the story entirely out of context: it is spoiler free, and it doesn’t require having listened to the first season. Read the transcript: https://open.substack.com/pub/thief/p/a-huddle-close-yarn-an-interlude Credits Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPerformed by Emily Morse-Lee (BlueSky, YouTube)Music by ⁠Tabletop Audio⁠ (see usage statements). The Thief is produced by the fyrd: our thegns Nandi K, Amzylee, Trei Brundrett, Andy McLellan, Eudico, Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Mike Atchley, Patrick Myers, and Cordelia Black. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

I am in the script-making part of the next season of The Thief, so there’s not much creative exhaust that makes for a neat update. Instead, how about a new teaser? Here is a letter found in Wirwen Osgard’s things. Transcript Credits Written and produced by Michael SchofieldVoices in order of appearance: Micah Schroeder is Gisela, Michael Schofield is Subprior.Music by ⁠Tabletop Audio⁠ (see usage statements). About The Thief "The Thief" is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play, with just one player -- Sisi Wei -- and a full cast of NPCs, supported with soundscapes. The original world is grim, and it is unlikely the thief will survive. --- Behind the scenes: ⁠http://thiefpodcast.com⁠ Support for just $2 per episode: ⁠https://patreon.com/thethief⁠ Thief Companion Podcast: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5RuTvm561vbTpgnCSp3FSk⁠ Youtube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thethiefpodcast⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://tiktok.com/@thiefpodcast⁠

"The Thief" is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play, with just one player -- Sisi Wei -- and a full cast of NPCs, supported with soundscapes. The original world is grim, and it is unlikely the thief will survive. --- Behind the scenes: http://thiefpodcast.com Support for just $2 per episode: https://patreon.com/thethief Thief Companion Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5RuTvm561vbTpgnCSp3FSk Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@thethiefpodcast Tiktok: https://tiktok.com/@thiefpodcast

A house like the Merchants never sleeps for long. CreditsWritten and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield.Hector is Jeremy RomanLady Merchant is Patricia WiresNora is Patricia WiresAnna Braithwaite as Her Lady's MaidFletcher Noman as Valet 1 and Guard 1MusicMedieval Harp 2 by _Blacksmith_2 Violins Dark Ambient, Slow Minimalist Emotional Cello, Dark Documentary Piano by Orchestralis ThankyouThe Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Patrick Myers. I appreciate your kind reviews and your word of mouth.You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon."The Thief" will return. 

Symphony's audience with Lady Merchant concludes, and she spends her first fortuitous night in Merchant's Row.CreditsWritten and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield.Cast, in order of appearance: Patricia Wires as both Lady Merchant and Nora Charles Villard as both Marley Osgard and the lovesick Godwin Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's Maid Fletcher Noman as Doorman Isabela Duffles of the Night-calling Polewick Jeremy Roman as HectorThe licensed music you heard that I just love was Celtic Harp and respectively Medieval Harps 1 & 2 by a Blacksmith; and The Way It Was and Lore And Myths by Crypt of Insomnia.The Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

Symphony, as Asta Evansdottir, manages an audience with the belle dame Lady Merchant herself. She has only this one chance to get in through the front door.Support our story, gain early access to new unpublished audio dramas in the same world, and find a free transcript for this episode alongside its highest quality version of the audio on patreon.com/thethief.CreditsWritten and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield.Cast, in order of appearance: Patrik Derakovic-Rakas as Drypoint Kristian Byrne as the announcer Sisi Wei as Symphony Fletcher Noman as Gatekeeper Logan Riensmith as Wagon-loader Jeremy Roman as Albret Solly Patricia Wires as Nora Vincent Hughes as Messenger Patricia Wires as Lady Merchant Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's MaidThe Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner. And with the support of our freepeoples, who help spread the word on social: SC Tadsen (@sctadsen), Patrik Derakovic-Rakas (@drpatrikva), Kris the Deserted GM (@desertedgm), Rusty Rayne (@rustyrayne), and Nathan from the AARPG Podcast (@tatooineunited.bsky.social). You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

Symphony can’t get in with Merchant’s Row without some proof of - competency. So, she drops-in on an old friend. A transcript is published for free alongside the highest quality version of the audio on patreon.com/michaelschofield. CreditsWritten and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Dialogue editing by Brianna Jean. Sound design by Michael Schofield.Cast, in order of appearance: Sisi Wei as Symphony Kristian Byrne as the announcer Charles Villard as Haldwen Patricia Wires as Isobel Hart Patrik Derakovic-Rakas as both Tailor’s Apprentice and DrypointThe Thief is produced by the Fyrd. Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner.You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.