Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)

"Pat me on the six." Happy Birthday, tooooooooo Dan. I don't care. Good luck. JuJu has his Top 5 Costumes Dan Has Worn on the Show That He Can Remember. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"THAT'S MY BABY!" Brandon, B-Marsh, BM... is here as a huge fan of the show to ask, "Hey, wait, who's that?" He tells us about his best quarterback, reveals that he once played a game high on painkillers, and serves as the traffic director for the show's staff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"No. Hell no." Tony respects his opponent and delivers his Top 5, Greg has a new Back in My Day*, Jake Paul backs away from trash talk, and Dan's dismissiveness forces Mike and Jeremy to defend the Broncos. *LOL NO HE DOESN'T. HE WON'T EVER DO THAT S*** AGAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have my six?" Dianna is here ahead of her Christmas Day game on Netflix to talk Joe Burrow and Dan's disdain for the Bengals facility, looking manly while keeping yourself warm, and why the Patriots have been realistic about their chances. Also, Greg Cote tells us about a college football player who put the ass in class, and Dan wonders if kids can tell time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Baker at $20 million or Tua at $55 million? Will Aaron Rodgers finish Top 3 in MVP voting? Will Bill Belichick ever coach again? China buying U.S. farmland? Bill Gates?" No mobility. No arm. No vision. No chance to improve. No. More. Tua. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan was right?" JuJu delivers his Top 5 Things In Sports He Wants Out Of His Life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Are we out of the playoffs? We are? Okay..." Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations, Tony capes up for his Jaguars, and Chris Jones learns some crucial information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Take my hat! I dare you!" Dan is forced to walk back a take in less than a minute, and, honestly, it's impressive how wrong he was so quickly. Greg Cote, a wrestling agnostic, turns into The Articulator of Disdain™. Also, the crew decides on what qualifies as a first ballot obscene gesture, and Zaslow lies to everyone about his role in a last-place result in a poll for NFL announcers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You taught me, 'If the AC is broken, you open the window.'" Josh Pate is here to talk all things College Football including the Pavia Filter and the future of the Michigan job. Plus, the Funniest Thing of the Sports Weekend includes a cheap Tom Brady, and Tony explains why Fernando Mendoza's Heisman speech was only Miami-ish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Happy Chanookah." Dan refuses to let the crew celebrate their Jai Alai Battle Court title without being a troublemaker. Zaslow claims the Chiefs' dynasty is over, and the Bills will NOT win the Super Bowl, but Greg Cote does impressions. He's built different. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices