Hour 1: Jeremy Teaches 3rd Grade Math

Surprise! The Pitch Clock is here to wrap up all the action from this year's Winter Meetings with Adnan Virk, who was on site in Orlando. Chris and Jeremy battle in a HOTLY contested trivia game hosted by Ethan that includes some legitimate [Chris Wittyngham voice] controversy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"All you had to do was say George Clooney is gonna be there." Mike tries to get Roy and his co-host of The Hockey Show, David Dwork, to convince their wives to go to the Cyclones' championship match tonight. Plus, John Cena, touching wood, and PPR or Half-PPR? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Don't call me that." What's a Waymo? What's going on with the Bucks? Why's Joe Burrow so sad? Why does Warde Manuel still have a job? What do you think Philip Rivers will do in his return? Will Roy abandon his plans for friendship? Why am I asking so many questions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever done heroin?" The Cyclones have a battle court championship tonight, so the entire crew is getting ready to head out to Magic City for one of the biggest nights in show history. Except for Zas, who has to do radio. And Tony, who has to move. And Jeremy, who also has to move. And Roy, who... needs to get his skating legs underneath him?!?!? WHAT THE F***, ROY?!?! Today's cast: Some guy who sounds like Bert & Ernie, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy Corben pours over the elections results out of the city of Miami, including joyful glee at the fact that the Carollo political dynasty is over. Chad & Stephanie Trausch, as well as their lawyer Suranjan Sen, joins the show to talk about their land theft extortion case vs. the city of Miami. And Florida state representative Alex Andrade gives us an update on the Hope Florida Foundation's fraud investigation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It don't matter if you're a firefighter, an astronaut, no one wants to hear you tweet about how cool your job is." There's an update on Notre Dame, Zaslow's MVP of the Day, Jer-Emmy, and the Polls, but first, JuJu explains why he has another Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Kel'el, nooooooooooooo." Amin has a theory on why the media hates the Oklahoma City Thunder, and while you listen to it, lock in with a ZYN and go on the search for his two off-mic coughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You guys remember the plot to Superman 3?" Amin accidentally helped the Oklahoma City Thunder invent the "we'll take your shitburger contract for a pick" strategy, which has led to a dominance so great that Dan's convinced it's bad for the sport. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was like sticking my arm in a lawnmower." Domonique knows what it is that makes Pablo unlikable, and he's here to lend some advice in his much-less-annoying voice. Also, the Sherrone Moore story at Michigan has unearthed some uncomfortable realities about their program. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hello, Valerie." Pablo Torre -- a man who is both a starf***** and a name-dropper -- is in yet another feud as he faces fraud accusations from the Shipping Container, but he also used his journalistic credentials to hear a sound that has never been heard before. Also, Bevacqua? Today's episode: Dan, Pablo, Roy, Amin, Jeremy, Mike, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices