The Avantgarde Show

Love may be dead, but, if you're going to get your heart broken, you should at least look good while doing it! In this episode, Lauren and Sydney discuss prom attire from the 1890s to today, as well as giving their opinions on each decade's top trends. Lauren also gives tips as to how you can go to prom on a budget, and Sydney recounts her own prom experience for the rest of us to live vicariously through.  *Topics such as racism and homophobia are discussed briefly, as they pertain to the history of proms. Both hosts care deeply about these issues, and, while the focus of this podcast is fashion, they hope listeners will take the time to educate themselves on these aspects of recent history. 

It's finally time! Lauren and Sydney decide to delve into Lauren's psychological trauma from middle school in their discussion of the 90s grunge aesthetic.  Are you searching for an aesthetic that'll make you look like an emo Paul Bunyan? What about a Gravity Falls character? Well, you may not have to look much further because grunge could be just what you need to spice up your life (or closet) on a budget!  ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– *Lauren and Sydney discuss celebrities and musicians in this episode. All of the opinions stated are in relation to the clothing these individuals wear and is neither an endorsement nor a disapproval of their views/actions... except for Nickelback because they fucking suck! 

In this episode, Lauren and Sydney discuss 1970s fashion, focusing heavily on the evolution of hippie attire and the late 1960s influence that carries into 70s looks. With the help of a very special and totally unexpected guest, Lauren and Sydney dish it all out by giving listeners a taste into their opinions on 70s staples, featuring iconic looks such as bellbottoms, platform shoes, and... chest hair?! They also delve into their inner psyche by discovering what it means to be a true hippie and, in Lauren's case, admitting that her strong dislike for tie-dye may in fact stem from her fear of failure. 

TW: THE 1980s, WIKI-HOW ASMR Would you like to hear two totally unqualified "adults" talk about pirates on acid? How about emo my little ponies with a hint of satanic safari? Hopefully, your answer was "yes" to at least one of those questions because, today, Lauren and Sydney discuss two of the most revolutionary styles of fashion and music, the New Romantics and Glam Metal, all on 0 hours of sleep!  They talk about the fashion label Body Map, which was all about shock value (and not the kind you get in a 2009 Shane Dawson video). Add in a hint of conspiracy theory talk and a statement supporting Madonna, and everyone is happy! And there's more... Not only do these fabulous hosts answer all of your important questions regarding aesthetics that you've totally heard of, but they also leave you with equally as important questions to ponder for the rest of your mediocre existence!  1. Is Lauren's brain more of an Internet Explorer or a Mozilla Firefox?  AND 2. Would you rather have a toy that tells children to kill people OR a flowerpot with a hidden camera imbedded in it that the government can use to spy on you?  And, as Sydney always says, "Don't worry about what the neckbeards say!"

ALTERNATE TITLE: LAUREN AND SYDNEY SUPPORT DUCKS In this episode, Lauren and Sydney continue their discussion on Victorian Era fashion, despite Lauren continuously derailing the conversation to gush about fashion trends that may or may not have caused serious health issues for those who wore them! With the occasional reference to classics such as A Clockwork Orange, Corpse Bride, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Lauren and Sydney delve into an era known for its dark colors and shed light...get it?... to the lesser known aspects of the early, middle, and late Victorian styles. And, as the Victorians say, "Get your dang vaccines!" 

In this episode, Lauren and Sydney discuss the evolution of wedding attire throughout the years, focusing mostly on the shift to white wedding dresses in the Victorian Era but also talking about wedding attire as seen on screen and the history of wedding rings, all while Lauren continuously pushes the fact that she WILL NOT be wearing a white dress and most definitely WILL be having Panda Express cater her wedding. If you like cut throat commentary, this episode is for you! From the blood diamond industry to the costume designers of "Twilight", no one is safe. At the same time, Lauren and Sydney both state their support for Queen Victoria because we have to love a queen who supports local businesses.  *Note: While Bella Swan's dress is nothing to sing praises over, both hosts will give credit where it's due, and the costume designers of "Twilight" definitely did the job of staying true to the character by making Bella's wedding dress just as plain as she is. 

In this episode, Sydney relays her strong opinion on jeans without pockets, and Lauren tries to insert the word "plaza" into conversation whenever possible in their discussion on y2k fashion and the culture surrounding it. We have to keep it real though: the 2000s Internet Scare didn't break the internet any more than Bryce Hall's cheating prank with Loren Gray did.  STATEMENT: After reviewing this episode, we realized that we needed to clarify a statement made by one of the co-hosts. Lauren speaks quickly, something you would know if you have listened to previous episodes, and a comment regarding an email from a professor came out sounding much like a reference to butt sex with an extreme power imbalance. Please know that Lauren was not given anal by a professor, or by anyone... other than Sydney.

ALTERNATIVE TITLE: Lauren and Sydney Ignore Coco Chanel's Nazism for 37 Minutes Straight In this episode, Lauren and Sydney wrap up their Fashion Theories of Adoption series with the discussion of two theories: the Trickle-Up theory and the Populist Model, with topics ranging from CoCo Chanel's WW2 designs to the anti-establishment rhetoric of 1970s punk. They also discuss their opinions on all four theories covered on The Avantgarde Show in relation to today's fashion landscape. 

TRIGGER WARNING: DEPRESSION, GLEE Do you like yourself? Well, if you want to feel even better about yourself, listen to Lauren and Sydney ruin their self-image in the name of fashion. In this episode, Lauren and Sydney continue their Fashion Theories of Adoption series with the Trickle-Across theory, pulling examples from the 60s and 80s, two very distinct decades for fashion.  *includes political commentary and references to pop culture

To kick off the show, Lauren and Sydney discuss the Trickle-Down Theory, highlighting the Gibson Girls of the late 1800s and the Flappers of the 1920s. Listen to hear some fashion history with a dash of feminism and social commentary.