Seeking Derangements

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I get through the past week in breaking news. Iran vs. Israel, JoJo Siwa vs. Lesbianism and Zohran vs. Cuomo! (This was recorded before Zohran's primary win, we did it y'all) Plus we end the show with a quiz on Catholicism to finally determine which one of us is the most Catholic.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I deliver some dramatic readings of Tyler Perry's leaked texts to Derek who is currently suing him for 260 Million Dollars. Then we randomly discover that Jacques is a math genius and take a peak at what Hesse's been writing in her notes app. Follow us on our Instagram and watch Jacques and I as we take over Louisiana Public Access TV for Attention Seekers, our live call-in show. Here's our broadcasting schedule, find us LIVE on Instagram: Thursday June 26th at 5EST Friday June 27th at 5EST Saturday June 28th at 6EST Sunday June 29th at 3:30EST Monday June 30th at 6:45EST The call in number will be coming soon!

Subscribe to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jen and I overhear Caitlyn Jenner's experience in the Tel Aviv Pride bunker and then debrief her Israel tour. Plus we talk about the new Trump Phone, dive into a possible Doja Cat PR stunt and explain why gay men need fandom taken away from them.

FREE VIDEO ON OUR PATREON Ben here, Jacques, Hesse, and I are joined by the one and only Miss Kay to crack open the old gay list and instill all of the straight men listening with newfound neuroses which is, guess what, GAY! Today, we discuss all of the things social media says men CAN'T do. Such as taking a celebratory picture in front of your new apartment, bullying sad women on twitter, receiving packages, having a female character in the Sims and more! Plus, we get some updates from Jacques ventures as a wedding DJ, find out why I can't stop pointing at Japanese Maples, and hear about what happens when you're all alone with just a few sad queens at Dallas' iconic Round Up Saloon. Listen to Kay's podcast Meat Bus and check out her Substack, The Quiet Part!

*Full Audio & Video Available on Patreon* Ben here, today we kick off pride month by talking about JoJo Siwa's heterosexual crusade, I review my 2005 Nissan Altima and discuss scaring some Mexican guys. But more importantly we finally (after two failed attempts) debrief the heinous prank a listener pulled on Jacques, and hear the secret recordings he made in the process. All I will say is it involves the Real Housewife Dorinda Medley, Emeril Agassi, and an Amputee Mausoleum in New Orleans. Then we take some of your calls! We give advice to a transgender woman who is afraid of roller coasters, a straight man who doesn't understand why the gays at his office wont slay with him, what to do when you're the token gay of a bachelorette party, and much more!

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, back with another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein viewers send us a photo of their bedroom (and the inside of their fridge) and we have to guess their sexuality, gender, age and location. Joining me today is the don diva Jen and Jamie, AKA the Mother of the Podcast! Do you want to be on Interior Motives? Submit here! There was a slight delay on this video call, we did our best to fix it!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show with a discussion of the recent Sniffies ban and how we plan to leverage this epic fail into an appearance on their podcast. Then Jacques takes us back Outside the Actors Studio and asks us a bunch of questions which are designed to reveal who we really are... We'll be back Sunday with another Interior Motives featuring a very special guest!

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location! DJ, Reverend, Professor and Trillionaire Angel Money joins Jacques and I to clock in and clock down! Listen to Angel Money's podcast Money Talks and read her monthly column in Document. Want to be a part of Interior Motives? We're up to over 100 submissions and have yet to turn one down! Claim your spot in line and sign up here. Thank you to everyone who's submitting, the show is so much fun and we couldn't do it without you. While we might roast your rooms, it's all love.

Hello Seekers, Ben here, today our lawyer, investigative reporter, and the bad girl of podcasting, Meg, joins us for an earth-shattering expose on a recent “Marijuana Trade Show” in Hudson, NY. We discuss THC potency skyrocketing 307% since legalization, corporate capture of the Devil’s Lettuce, Jacques consuming 800MG's of the stuff daily and of course, everything that went down at the Trade Show. Join us as we dare to answer questions that others can’t manage to even ask, such as: Is weed destroying America? Are pet psychics worth it? Where are the Hudson baddies? Will Meg sell all of the free weed she got to Jacques?

*FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON OUR PATREON* Hello everyone! Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location! Fan favorite and major transgender celebrity Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to clock in and clock down! Want to be a part of Interior Motives? We're up to over 100 submissions but have yet to turn one down! Claim your spot in line and sign up here. Thank you to everyone who's submitting, the show is so much fun and we couldn't do it without you. While we might roast your rooms, it's all love. <3 Stream NYMPHOWARS!