S5 Ep108: I Love You, But Just Knock It Off

In the final episode of Season 5, Jodie and Celia record the show in front of a very special live audience: international Never Nationers Gemma and Didi! It is only appropriate for the ladies to read Never Nationers fan mail, but does this show ever stay appropriate for long? Celia makes sure it does not by stripping down to the promised pasties from episode 20. And the inappropriate continues with the “nevers” sent from all of you! From pig nipples to period hats, this season ends with a cloaca of crazy! YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Jodie and Celia are joined by Tammin Sursok and Roxy Manning of the “Women On Top” podcast this week! The ladies talk about child disappearing acts, intrusive parenting thoughts, and eating their young. Literally. Then, the show boldly goes where it’s never gone before. Sort of like Star Trek, but not at all. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Jodie and Celia get some therapy on this week’s episode… Recess Therapy, that is! Recess Therapy is the viral Tiktok/Instagram account where Julian Shapiro-Barnum takes to the streets of NYC and interviews New Yorkers aged 2 to 9 on a variety of wild topics. These mini citizens do an excellent job of reminding the ladies about the importance of staying weird at any age. Not that either of them have completely forgotten. But all parents know the power of being validated by a child given how soul crushingly honest they are. Then, because good things happen in New York, Celia shares a universey-vibrationy-meeting-the-right-person-at-the-right-timey kinda story. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week, Jodie and Celia do their best to process SCOTUS overturning Roe vs Wade in part by breaking down which women will be most affected. They then discuss Jodie’s recent activism landing her in the news, the importance of using privilege as a platform, the diaper and formula shortage currently happening in the US, and various ways to be of service.  Plus, Celia discloses how her love of WHAM! factored into the ultimate future feminist fashion faux pas. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week Jodie and Celia provide salvation for parents and kids who are hardcore struggling with Common Core math: the phenomenal Kyne! Kyne is the magical Canadian Drag Race contestant who began her drag career while studying mathematics. During the pandemic, she realized that her mathematical prowess multiplied by her fabulousness could be used for good by helping parents and students tacking “new” aka nonsensical math. The result is her wildly popular TikTok @kyneonline that makes math fun, relevant, and incredibly creative. All this, plus the Never Thought Theorum: (chonuts+cockroaches)*mummified cats = insanity YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Happy Pride Month! This week the ladies are joined by Lance Bass and Michael Turchin! This past October the couple welcomed twins making them new dads smack in the middle of the pandemic! Together, the four parents talk about IVF, surrogacy, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs. Plus, the men share a “Never Thought I’d Say This” that we never thought we’d hear.  YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Jodie and Celia find a kindered spirit in Emily Haswell courtesy of TikTok. Emily has been sharing her own version of all the things she never thought she would say prior to having a baby. Not to be out done, the ladies take these observations and level up with stories of mother-in-laws, inappropriate touching, and silence of the lambs references.  YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

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Jodie and Celia get more serious than usual this week. They discuss parenting through heartbreak, loss, and love. Both ladies get way out of their comfort zone only to, ultimately, come crashing back to the place they feel most comfortable… in the land of badass vegetables where idiocy is always in season. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week Jodie and Celia are joined by Nicole Alvarez. Nicole is a single mom who has been a staple in the alternative rock community and in LA radio for almost 2 decades, having grown up on air at the legendary KROQ! The ladies talk about mom guilt, birthday parties and, of course, LOL dolls. Plus Celia demonstrates some free counseling and Jodie shares that learning to stop hitting the tennis ball when you’re not interested in playing is the ultimate game changer. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]