Never Mind the Trollocs: Here's the Wheel of Time Podcast

We've been missing for Six months because Thom wrote an Audiodrama and now our entire lives revolve around kickstarting it. Here is the first episode! The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne follows bookish teenager Lydia who comes home one day to find her parents missing, their home ransacked, and a book that shouldn't exist waiting for her. Lydia and her friends - lovelorn Ethan and wannabe internet sensation Dee - race to discover the secrets of Lydia's identity, and the motives of her sinister relatives, before she is consumed by the decades-long feud for control over her grandfather's supernatural dominions. and a SPECIAL pitch for the book heads out there: Imagine if the Tower of Genji B&E Plotline was mashed up with the Elayne Succession Plotline, but instead of Aelfinn and Eelfinn there were Talking Birds and Nefarious Uncles in there. This audiodrama grew out of the collaboration that started with NVM the Trollocs. if it weren't for wheel of time, we would never have started Lydia! So thank you to you all for supporting this podcast and allowing this to happen, and I hope we can ask you for a little more support now! LINK TO THE KICKSTARTER Links to TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK, MOONSHOT TUMBLR, REDDIT POST Pls share wherever you can!

Your Trollocs go over the epic highs and lows of season 1 of amazon's Wheel of Time, taking listener questions along the way! Please enjoy MANgic(tm) responsibly. You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

we tried so hard and got so far/ But in the end it doesn't even matter/ we had to fall to lose it all/ But in the end it doesn't even matter Remember to email us your questions/comments before the 31st if you want us to read them out! This episode we are watching is: bad You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

This week, there's an impending sense of doom on the horizon... As we segue from topic to topic (much like Lan segues into Nynaeve hehehehehe) we nitpick the things we don't like about the ways, pat ourselves on the back for being right, and hand it to Rand for finally coming out and Dragon his nuts off to the Eye of the World. P.S. Your hosts noticed a slight drop in quality to the show's production value, so we've dropped our own production values as well, to reflect that - it's just good podcasting, folks. This episode we are watching: E7 - The Dark Along the Ways You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

What's up ta'veren! This week it's the Moiraine and Siuan show; their mission, their secrets, their illicit lesbian relationship (we are hooting and hollering). We talk about the cornucopia of cultures on display in the Hall of the White Tower, and respect the FUCK out of Rosamund Pike's acting. It's Moiraine's World, we're all just living in it This episode we are watching e6 - The Flame of Tar Valon You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

You can tell when this episode was recorded by how much Brandon Sanderson Feet Talk there is in it... ANYWAY, we talk about Loial's relationship to autism, Perrin's relationship to wolves(from Brooklyn), and the show's excellent relationship with death and loss. Watching: Episode 5 - Blood Calls Blood You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

This week we uhh... mostly talk about what Wheelytime races can be found in New York. Oh, and also we get into the variety of intimacies encompassed by the Warder-Aes Sedai bond, consider how the Tuatha'an philosophy fits into this world, and put on our scouters to see Nynaeve's insane power level! This week we are watching e4 - The Dragon Reborn You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

Hey, new Thom just dropped! He's here to tell us (and Mat) about how cultural prejudice manifests in such a racialy diverse world. Gingers? in MY Wheely Time? It's more likely than you think... As well as how sexy Thom (Merrilin) is, we talk about, how wonderfully badass Nynaeve is, how surprisingly normal the show is about homosexuality, and how blatantly Rroma the Tuatha'an are :/ Watching episode 3 - A Place of Safety. You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

For once, listener, we will be minding the Trollocs, because they're hot on our heels as we embark on a harrowing chase out of the Two Rivers that eventually leads us to the super-duper cursed city of Shadar Logoth. On the way we encounter a handfull of whitecloaks, forget what parts of this plot come from Lord of the Rings or not, fall for Mat Cauthon's charming ways, and learn the three Aes Sedai laws of Robotics. Watching: Episode 2 - Shadow's Waiting You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only

As the Wheel of Time turns, so too do we turn our microphones on and discuss episode 1 of the show! Join us as we begin our journey by discussing platonic milk baths, girlboss-type societies, artifacts of ages long past, horrific beasts of vaguely mammalian nature, and much more! Watching: Episode 1 - Leavetakings You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at [email protected] Our theme music was written and performed for us by James Fairlie. The recap music is Brand New World by Kai Engel, licensed under a CC BY Attribution License The hosts can be found hosting rival podcasts about the same 42-year-old mecha franchise, or individually on their twitters: Max, Nina, Thom, & Sarah If you would like to listen to our other podcasts, feel free to tune in to Pod of Greed, Tintintin-TIn Tin-Tintin, Never Believe It!, Kvothe Killer Chronicles, Mobile Suit Breakdown, Wow!! Cool Robot!!!, & Slappers Only