#632: Why Fathers Are Needed!!! (preview)

TODAY: We finally reveal the official Minion Death Cult stance on circumcision   …find out what the world’s most miserable men are posting on Father’s Day   …while Alex argues? with a coworker about Juneteenth   …and a Seattle police chief goes gay in response to sexual harassment claims made by female employees.  

TODAY: Teamsters President Sean O’Brien “accepts an invitation” from Trump to speak at the RNC. Alexander gives his Teamsters Take on the situation and liberals try to scold organized labor online.   ALSO: Hawk Tuah girl goes viral in some incredibly bewildering right wing memes and one very funny conservative goth meme   PLUS: Tony shares a work story about a cool guy who hits three cares with his mustang and Alexander alludes to a mysterious illness that may come into play later. GAWDINMYSPLIFF- Shao Fist Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: we visit one of the weirdest corners of the internet: Manosphere guys complaining about Olivia Wilde’s daughter saying she doesn’t need a boyfriend. PLUS: A school district pays a $100,000 settlement to the family of a student who was “traumatized" by a documentary on hip hop, because his father is a cop. Gen X puts the little punk in his place by recounting twisted music videos they didn’t get triggered by. FINALLY: Hardcore bands successfully boycott a festival who drop their Barclay’s sponsorship. But if global financial institutions don’t support hardcore, who will? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Baristas bash back as a local seattle coffee shop owner/employee defends herself against a threatening customer with a hammer to the windshield.  PLUS: the Supreme Court allows abortion pill status quo to remain in effect, allowing women nationwide continued access to abortion-inducing medicine via websites like http://plancpills.org (http://plancpills.org) FINALLY: Gen Z is bringing WHO??? to their job interviews? According to WHO??? We go through viral employer-propaganda and hear from conservative Gen Z’ers who are NOT like the others. Subscribe to minion death cult at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult (http://YouTube.com/miniondeathcult)  and  twitch.tv/miniondeathcult (http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult)   Weed Pin- Drug Church  Dance Dance Dance- Kaytranada  I Keep Forgetin'- Michael McDonald 

TODAY: Author and friend Rax King (https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing conservative backlash against Robert DeNiro aka Slobbert Big Zero Follow us on twitch at twitch.tv/miniondeathcult (http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult) Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: We’re talking about a brutal shooting that happened in our neighborhood, where an “off-duty security guard” shot a 17 year-old who was returning an airsoft gun to a sporting goods store. We discuss how news media’s and the judicial system’s permissive relationship with police violence and vigilante violence has essentially deputized every gun owner in America to act insane. PLUS: We use our liberal backgrounds to explore Democrats’ relationship with its increasingly illiberal leadership, first through the ACLU’s lawsuit against the Biden administration’s Trumpian border policy and then through Democratic leadership inviting Benjamin Netanyahu to speak at congress. Is it worth allowing an elderly racist to close the border and empower Netanyahu to keep Trump out of power? According to the comments on NPR: No! Help us get to 200 followers on Twitch at http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult (http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult) Watch a bonus free livestream about Conservative Goths, Libertarians mad that a gay guy won their presidential nomination, and Facebook manosphere guys mad at Miley Cyrus for lying about her virginity: https://www.youtube.com/live/p-dEyGkA3rU?si=nrTv_sQXMTRameV9 (https://www.youtube.com/live/p-dEyGkA3rU?si=nrTv_sQXMTRameV9)   Not a Drill- Veeze Club Classics- Charlie XCX   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

This episode was originally released March 22, 2023 for patrons. Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story. Finally: a bowling rock super-spreader supergroup forms made up of band members who defiantly refused to be vaccinated. We listen to their jaunty tunes and watch a maddening interview with Tim Pool. Music:  Rival Schools - The Switch Victory Over The Sun - Alveromancy

TODAY: It’s pride month and we’re shaming the hetero dogs in Petsmart. We’re also somehow still talking about Gerbils. PLUS: We follow a Facebook guy’s righteous comment-section screed back to his profile and glory in its delights. You aren’t ready for A SOLILOQUY ON FEET Please rate and review Minion Death Cult in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY we go over the bombshell news of Trump’s conviction and share some of our favorite responses. From Facebook, to twitter, to Trump himself, the derangement reaches a fever pitch as pundits call for civil war, voters convince themselves that the felony convictions will help Trump, and liberals talk about how gangsta New York is for prosecuting the former president. And to top it all off… Biden thinks this is FUNNY Sinnerman-Nina SImone Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

Two FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the sisters, transforming themselves from African-American men into a pair of blonde, white women Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week