It Takes a Valley Village

Wig shopping! Flanks! Traveling by train!The gang piles into an Amtrak car and heads out San Diego way. Their hard work is rewarded with an AirBnB formally owned by a cult (we assume) and Danny gets a little testy at the only woman who enjoys his Southern accent. Michelle and Lala trigger Frankie with dead parent talk.This was recorded on Mother's Day so a lot of fun emotions here!

Janet has a game night (yawn), Brittany hosts a pool party that becomes another stop on Janet's apology tour, and we're falling more and more in love with Lacy and her doomsday bunker.

YES THIS EPISODE IS MONTH LATE AND YES I AM SORRYThe long-awaited meeting of the minds at a cigar lounge is finally happening, and it's everything we wanted and more. Tom, Lala, and Michelle have a singles night and we are forced to watch Tom flirt. And finally, most importantly, the Pied Piper of the VPR-verse (Kyle Chan) is back and casting more spells.

The gang is headed to Santa Clarita for Nia's housewarming and we can't decide what's worse: the commute or Danny's accent. We talk feminism + Mommy Makeovers, the worst steak restaurant we've ever seen in LA, and FLAPJACKS. Thoughts? Share 'em! [email protected](Please be nice we are sensitive)

Another week in the hottest club in town - The Valley! We take in the extravagance of a birthday party thrown by Lala, watch in horror as Tom Schwartz talks about kids and Nia and Danny exist in Santa Clarita, and what's this? We're siding with Janet??? Lord help us. Thoughts/feelings? Feel free to share them! [email protected]

Everyone is back and so is their sparkle! We check in with our favorite LA residents a year later and oh boy, has time passed. Kristin navigates new motherhood and a horny partner; Brittany's sparkle is all over the dang place; Nia is trying to escape Santa Clarita every chance she gets; and GLP-1 is back on the menu, boys! And yes I'm uploading this late I AM SORRY IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAINThoughts/feelings? Feel free to email us at [email protected]!

WE DID IT JOE! We made it through the season and now, the three-part reunion. We talk about the anguish of agreeing with Janet, our hopes for season three, and bid farewell to the Valley gang (for now)!

Another day, another dollar, another reunion episode of The Valley! This time we dive further into Jax's potential sociopathy, the divorce behind the Chateau Marmont, and the Miss USA-ification of Darko Danny.

The chaotic three-part reunion begins!

It's time for Michelle's first annual Zen Party and let me tell you - it's anything but! Jax fights for his reality TV career harder than he's ever fought for anything (marriage, child, etc); Jesse lets go and proves Scott might be an effective therapist after all; and Janet is the most Janet one can be.