I Never Saw That

We continue our journey through season 6 of Northern Exposure with episodes 16, 17, and 18. We get to visit Cicely’s own Little Italy, discuss reincarnation, moose humping cars, socks, and Casey at the Bat! And Ed comes to some sad realizations about Nosferatu and Forrest Gump. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold… We’re back to Northern Exposure, and Robert Service makes an appearance. What a strange set of episodes these were. One was fine, one was a shit pile, and one was real fuckin’ weird. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

Balloons, small cars, cylinders, octagons, objects! Montana, Alaska, Canada, Lake Huron, Roswell! That’s right, this week we’re watching the freshly relevant 1994 Showtime movie “Roswell: The U.F.O. Cover-Up” starring Kyle MacLachlan, Martin Sheen (kind of), and Dwight Yoakam. If you haven’t been able to get enough of unidentified aerial objects lately, we’ve got you covered. It’s the story of the 1947 alien crash (it was a weather balloon) in Roswell, New Mexico, that has been covered up by the government for years (it’s all unfounded conspiracy theories) until Kyle MacLachlan decides to put on all his Members Only jackets 30 years later and uncover the truth over the course of one weekend. We should all take a lesson from him. There’s something the government’s not telling us! Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

Northern Exposure season 6, episodes 11 and 12 were great and went perfectly together. We are all connected, man. You know? Also jen shares a gem of a letter that she wrote to her brother while she was at the therapeutic boarding school. Remember to keep that banana in front of your nose! Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

Northern Exposure episodes 9/10. Jen does fantastic, entirely irrelevant impressions! Micah shares the worst comic of all time. And there’s all kinds of shit going on in Cicely, Alaska. Most importantly, remember this:There’s only one kind of person who would have Holling’s haircut, and that’s a pervert. Jen also talks about soccer in Montana and how they used to haze new girls with smurfs. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

We’re back, with Northern Exposure season 6, episodes 7 and 8! Find out what jen thinks about the universe trying to “teach you a lesson.” Hear micah describe a two-panel comic strip for 72 minutes. And seriously, why the fuck aren’t Maggie and Chris together?? Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

CW: Suicide, transphobia Hey… dickheads! Join us for Mixed Nuts, the best holiday movie starring Steve Martin, Madeline Khan, Rita Wilson, Juliette Lewis, Parker Posey, Jon Stewart, and Liev Schrieber that you’ve never heard of. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! And join us on Discord!

The devil went down to Cicely He was lookin’ for a soul to steal He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind And he was willin’ to make a deal Also, earlier, Lenin came to Cicely and Marilyn’s grandpa hurt his leg Um, yeah, sorry the song parody didn’t work out, but that about sums up the Season 6 Northern Exposure episodes we watched this week. Episode 5 was called “The Robe” because Satan wanted Shelly to burn one and Episode 6 was called “Zarya” for some reason. Join us and let us know if you can help us figure it out. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron!

Marilyn’s back, baby! That means we’re on board for all of season 6 of Northern Exposure. This week we watched episodes 3 and 4, and wow there’s a lot going on. Joel finds out he’s a bad person via a rabbi with some VHS tapes, Holling puts his sins on Ed, who is somehow both a fox and a goat, Maggie is visited by her teen self, and Chris gets hit in the shins by a barber who is very angry about long hair. Join us! Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron!

This week are tackling the first two episodes of the last season of the very ‘90s show Northern Exposure! Hear us talk about Rob Morrow’s Seinfeld-esque mullet, what happens when you drink orange juice with native “medicine” in it, and why a grown woman woke up in a doll house. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron!