Forrest Gump Minute

It's over. We talk about Gump and the Oscars, whether or not this movie is about grief, and close things out with some #TubeFood talk. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Our penultimate episode sees little Forrest off to school. We mull starting Speed Minute and ponder our fantasy burials. Rob summarizes how the book ends, and Duff teaches us about Altie the river monster. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny dies. We talk about the famous "Walker told me I have AIDs" line and cemeteries on your property. Finally, Duff claims parents have broken brains then tells us about Loveland Frogman. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

The bus reaches its final stop. Final bus-stop friend Rob Dogg shares his public transit stories. We discuss date movies and whether or not it's OK to walk out of a bad film. Plus, Jimmy Buffet talk. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Jenny and Forrest get married. We discuss important conversations in parks and trash Jenny's wedding dress. Duff returns with a popular segment. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest has his reunion with Jenny and meets Forrest Jr. We talk about Jenny's Forrest scrapbook. Rob and Duff tell tales from their childhood. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We endure the worst bits of the movie. We distract ourselves by discussing bumper stickers, the assassination attempt on President Reagan, and our personal tales of heartbreak. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest goes on his run and that's really all that happens. He runs. We talk about President Carter's heat exhaustion and four songs. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Marine expert Bridgette joins us to discuss when she was propositioned on the bus, her Gump gripes, and Gary Sinise fun facts. Rob recalls a horrifying story about how he treated a pet. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Forrest and Jenny have a down-home 4th of July, but she rejects his marriage proposal. Rob discusses navigating movie theaters while using a cane. We discuss Jenny's motivations as well as Tom Hanks sex scenes. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys