Every Number One Ever

Boom! Wham! Thwipnk! This is an episode that blew us out of the water. Repetition? You betcha! Shock twist and turns? Oh most definitely sir. Plus we talk "The Troubles", the absolute boredom of a certain glam star's release history, and the tyranny of Mr Whippy!

We're off to a sexy start this week, before we're hit in midships by a biggy! Oh my gosh. Did... did that actually happen?! It was hiding in plain sight all along and no one knew.

So. Before you listen I do need to warn you about the use of the word "sexy" here. The word occurs frequently and firmly throughout this week's episode. ENOE Towers take no responsibility for the bile and splenetic that such a word inspires in our listeners. Plus Craig enjoys a music video too much.

We're keeping it topical this week. We discuss the latest astronaut (as The Simpsons taught us "the driver is essentially ballast"); a long-passed choreographer with overly coiffed hair; re-encounter 'the chin'; mention Ocean's 11l; and we hear possibly the worst piece of music the pod has EVER had.

After a minor hiatus, the security staff have turned off all the alarms, and we're allowed to leave the muster area (just opposite, by the bins at the local Costa) and return to the hallowed halls of ENOE Towers. This episode is filled with predictions, booms, drugs, capitalism, and discord (in all its forms). Let normal service be resumed.

Just a quick bit of info for you. We'll be back NEXT WEEK ladles and jellyspoons!

We've managed to do this every single week for two and a half years without let up. Unfortunately real life has finally found us and we've need to take a short sabbatical. We'll resume our regular scheduled programming very soon. However, in the interim we've been sifting through the detritus of the first 25 shows to bring you a "Best of" and "Rest of" from our formative weeks. See you guys soon, and hope you enjoy... the past?

OOPSY! You weren't supposed to see (hear) that. We have now uploaded the proper, fit for public consumption version of the show. Original blurb: Did you know Ray Liotta has died? No, neither did Liam. It is certainly a day of firsts too. Craig pronounces THAT word correctly. There's other stuff in there too, some music bits occasionally. You know, just keeping it varied.

In this episode, Matt will not rest and will not relent until Clock are given due consideration and appreciation. Once that's out of the way, we then get down to business with an encounter with the nation's favourite monkey, Craig continue's to strafe indiscriminately at the Popeye movie, and Liam threatens to lick people again. Plus some music in there too. And sorry, its a BUMPER episode this week. We really need to be more concise in our ramblings.

In which our intrepid heroes encounter some novelty nonsense, a gay anthem (yes it is!), and get some massive heavy hitters in our picks of the week. There are still terrors lurking in the dark depths of pop music history. What else will get an airing this week?