Empty Calories

We are once again joined by our favorites, David and Joseph, to discuss the tornado of bad decisions that is 90 Day.

As the last sparks of the Scandoval flash in the pan fade, we look back at the 3 episode Vanderpump Rules Reunion and all the missed opportunities. We’re looking at you, Crying Tom!

“Summer House” is giving us true cringe as Carl and Lindsey “The Hubbs” Hubbard move closer to the altar and Danielle moves several more steps to unhinged. Enjoy!

There’s literally nothing else happening on this planet other than the fall over the months long Scandoval/Bambi-eyes affair. Why fight it? Join us!

Who will say, “Yes?” Who will say, “No”? Who will say, “Micah, you’re Micah, your the Micah I lika!” *hiccup* Join us as we talk the Love Is Blind: Season 4 weddings.

Love is a lot of things, but it’s definitely not blind. Join us as we discuss episodes one through eight of the fourth season of Netflix’s rodeo for the delusional - “Love Is Blind”.

While the Reality TV Universe deals with the Crisis on Infinite Sandovals, the 90 Fiancé Universe has multiple narcissists making terrible decisions on the reg. Join as we discuss the 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way so far with our ride-or-dies David and Joseph!

Cheater cheaters gonna be pumpkin eaters. Who saw the Raquel and Tom Sandoval swerve coming? No one! Join us as we talk all things Bambi Eyed Vander-Scandal!

Well, we thought we had a lot to talk about until Kathy Hilton decided to throw a tantrum for the ages! We'll both have a shot of the 818, please. 

Join us as we cover the latest on the grown children of Southern Charm, RHOGH, The Kardashians! Remember, kids. Love isn't magic, love is a choice, so make the right one!